Lasher's School for Newbies

[Samuari]

Welcome to Lasher's School for Newbies, where every thing not forbidden is compulsory.
Today's class offerings include:
History of Hummor 101, Don Rickles to Don Rickles
Advanceed Rudeness, Just telling it the Way I see it
Critical Posting, How to be Really Insulting
Advanced Telepathy, Knowing the Mind of Lasher

Others as nessary

 

[Gil]

Sighhh...

I hope you realize what you've started here! Endless lists nominating board members for school administrative and teaching positions. Lot's of whining from those not nominated or chosen...

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And me?

The Chancellor's position of course.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I don't wanna teach nothing (least of all English)

I wanna play the schoolgirl in the knee highs and plaid skirt Always had a thing for those older, wiser professors

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I don't wanna teach nothing (least of all English)

I wanna play the schoolgirl in the knee highs and plaid skirt Always had a thing for those older, wiser professors

<donning tweed coat with elbow patches and wire-framed spectacles>

I think your grammar leaves something to be desired young lady. Why don't you stay after class and I'll show you what to do with a dangling participle.

 

[Samuari]

Now Accepting Aplications

OK, Sparky. You can be Chancellor, With Simply Southern as your intern (lend her those knee pads). I get to be Dean of Students, and deside who gets to sit at the feet of the Master, or Misstress. All other positions are open.

 

[Siren]

ok I want to do.....

 

[April]

May I be in charge of the library? I can be a good library cop! Your late fees don't really have to be paid in money, you know! And all those aisles between the book shelves really should be put to better use than just standing around reading!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LOL why can't newbies(and I hate that term) learn like we all did. Just everyone get along and be nice.

 

[Samuari]

April, of course we accept alternitve tender; for all fees fines, and services, and why did you furnish the libery in sleeper sofas, anyway? With Siren watching our backs we'll be safe, but when will she get to have any fun? Come here Bonnie and I'll explain the extra credit program.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Extra credit program???? Do tell? Now Im interested!

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

oh Lasher tell me where to sign up

 

[Rosebud]

can i be under siren??? oh please. look at her, she is in her new security uniform...damn woman what you do to me
http://www.hallertau.net/~forster/Anims/girl1-6.gif

 

[morgainefairy]

i gladly volunteer to scrape gum from the underside of the desks...as long as i get to do it while they are occupied.

 

[Silverlily]

Rosebud, where do you find these great pics?

Can I be school nurse? (snaps rubber glove) Open wide, that's it, now turn your head to the left, cough for me, very good.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Applications, please

I know that I should probably enroll, but I'm only going if I get to spend a LOT of time in the Principal's office. But how will I ever pay my tuition? Can I get some early extra credit?

 

[dusk2dawn]

I have always wondered how it would feel to be teachers pet....Now what do you have to do to become one?
"Teacher, I think I need some special after school tutering....."

 

[Monkey See Monkey Do]

 

[Samuari]

Just couldn't leave it alone, huh?

 

[Shelby]

OOC: Picture a newbie in a short skirt, high heels and a tight white shirt unbuttoned so you can just glimps the bit of lace on her Victoria's Secret bra. Innocently enough, when she bends over to pick up the pencil she dropped, her short skirt lifts over her thighs and you begin to glace at everything that her white cotton thong is not hiding. She knows what she is doing, bends at the knees, shoving her ass and the vision before you higher into view.

IC: Bite me.

 

[Samuari]

sure... got sauce?

 

[Shelby]

There's usually different sauces available for the various enterees.

 

[Samuari]

Shelby wants to be the Main Course, and I think that a nice whitewhine sauce would be nice.

 

[Samuari]

Since we seem to be having a Lasher/ newbie nostalga night, I thought that you might enjoy this one.

 

[MinkSoul]

Can i be Headmaster in charge of...

Newbies in short skirts, high heels and tight white shirts unbuttoned so you can just glimps the bit of lace on their Victoria's Secret bras?