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JinXed said:
speaking of big cocks, the one in your av can't be real.

And yes, I know, it isn't really yours.

Who, me?

Yes it's real... or else the cheap web porn video from which that frame was captured cost 100 million dollars to make and was rendered at Industrial Light & Magic.

No, it's not mine. It's not even the right color!
 
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CBM_Redux said:
Who, me?

Yes it's real... or else there is the porn video from which that frame was captured cost 100 million dollars and was rendered at Industrial Light & Magic.

No, it's not mine. It's not even the right color!


Blah, it's so fugly and I love cocks - 'specially larger sized ones.




I don't think you want me to steady you, Viking, I can barely walk on my own. heh

hogjack someday I'm going to carry your children in my belly, or just rub your spunk on my belly.
 
hogjack said:
If my cock turned orangish I'd quit my citrus-heavy diet.

i'm warding off a cold, hyperdosing on vitamin c chewables.

My pee is practically neon.
 
JinXed said:
hogjack someday I'm going to carry your children in my belly, or just rub your spunk on my belly.

Ironically enough my spunk is used at several area spas. Your belly will feel refreshed and the skin garner a healthy glow. I'm required by law to disseminate the product directly. Under supervision, of course.
 
hogjack said:
Ironically enough my spunk is used at several area spas. Your belly will feel refreshed and the skin garner a healthy glow. I'm required by law to disseminate the product directly. Under supervision, of course.


No doubt you even have something in which to apply it.
 
breakwall said:
Lst night, I peed a big circle in my backyard and a helicopter tried to land.

If you add two Ss you'll attract a whole fleet of rescuers. After they land and begin the search for 'survivors' you siphen their fuel.
 
breakwall said:
Lst night, I peed a big circle in my backyard and a helicopter tried to land.


Did you make pee waves?
I wish I were a boy, I'd totally rock out the pee waves.



Not to mention fuck anything and everything, repeatedly.
 
JinXed said:
No doubt you even have something in which to apply it.

I do. Certified as medical equipment.

And it's not some orange-ish pipe like the one Breakwall is brandishing.
 
JinXed said:
Blah, it's so fugly and I love cocks - 'specially larger sized ones.

I'll have to take your word on that. The dick, in and of itself, is immaterial to my purposes. It's the social normative incongruity, and resulting shock value, of a black chick measuring it that I find interesting.
 
CBM_Redux said:
... a chick measuring it ....

She's not measuring it.

She's marking it with a timeline. She claims she can deepthroat all the way back to the Cretaceous Period.

Will get a chance to prove it.
 
hogjack said:
She's not measuring it.

She's marking it with a timeline. She claims she can deepthroat all the way back to the Cretaceous Period.

Will get a chance to prove it.

That's not very impressive. Bella Donna could deepthroat it at least to the Mesoarchean era.
 
I :heart: dolfie...

I've already gotten a few pm's there :D
 
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