Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

[Freya]

So basically you think the fact that I was sit by a car is funny. Right. You are oh so mature and witty. No really. Hystercal. You got me. Ouch.

Hun, in your thread on the subject, someone else called you that, and it seemed funny to you at the time. Is it just a Lance dislike that makes it not funny now?

 

[sunstruck]

I can' t help it Lance. I just feel so bad for you. Must be really hard to know the only way you can attract women is to claim to look like some Sears catalogue model. Poor thing. You know I hear they are doing wonders with Rogain and botox. You might want to look into that.

 

[sunstruck]

Hun, in your thread on the subject, someone else called you that, and it seemed funny to you at the time. Is it just a Lance dislike that makes it not funny now?

It is funny when it's said by a friend who already expressed their concern for me. It's not funny when someone uses an accident to mock someone.

I may not like Lance, but I would never take joy in his pain no matter how little.

 

[red_rose]

Also, I just want to say, that is not Red Rose's real tongue.

Nope. I had it done.

Like anyone could be born with a tongue this sexy.

 

[Guest]

Lance is cool. He brought down the bdsm board and the general board is next. Rock on, you King.

 

[Lancecastor]

It is funny ...to mock someone.

It says you're healing nicely...perhaps when you heal, you'll be nice, though it seems unlikely.

Either way I'll be here mocking you, bird.

Lance E. Pants

 

[miles]

What a dork.

 

[Lancecastor]

What a dork.

Wife yelling at you again Miles?

 

[Cheyenne]

Dear Statue of Liberty;

I love the way you hold that flame for me.

And your nose...so Romanesque, so equine, so granite!

I just know my ship's about to slip into her home port every time I meet your steely gaze.

You are so...genuine.

Oh how I need to be free to scale the stairs of your interior...to enter your doorways vast and welcoming...to tour your island, Miss Ellis.

*sigh*
Lance

My Ms Liberty pic isn't posted to an online dating ad, as your fake pic was from what I gather.

An Av at Lit on the general board holds no expectation of it actually being the person using it, unless that persons represents it is them. Now, if it is obviously an amateur shot, I will assume it is them until told otherwise.

By the way, even a 1st grader would be smart enough to know Ms. Liberty herself doesn't post to Lit.

 

[Azwed]

My Ms Liberty pic isn't posted to an online dating ad, as your fake pic was from what I gather.

An Av at Lit on the general board holds no expectation of it actually being the person using it, unless that persons represents it is them. Now, if it is obviously an amateur shot, I will assume it is them until told otherwise.

By the way, even a 1st grader would be smart enough to know Ms. Liberty herself doesn't post to Lit.

Exactly where would they find a keyboard that big.

 

[Cheyenne]

Exactly where would they find a keyboard that big.

Good point. Certainly not mine. Mine doesn't even have many letters painted on anymore. It is small, and unmarked.

 

[lilminx]

My Ms Liberty pic isn't posted to an online dating ad, as your fake pic was from what I gather.

An Av at Lit on the general board holds no expectation of it actually being the person using it, unless that persons represents it is them. Now, if it is obviously an amateur shot, I will assume it is them until told otherwise.

By the way, even a 1st grader would be smart enough to know Ms. Liberty herself doesn't post to Lit.

That's what I was thinking, but I've been so fucked up between being sick and on antibiotics, I forgot to post something to this effect. Good point, Chey.

 

[Guest]

Another bump!

 

[Lancecastor]

Bleating Pickles On A Nearly Full Moon Nite

I thoroughly enjoyed creating the ad, receiving the hundreds of engaging responses and meeting a number of the women in person, several of whom became close personal friends and a few whose lips I tasted.

The experience spread much joy and planted the seeds of some wonderful memories.

The staying power of that av is near-legendary... I received fresh curious PM's here today in fact...I tell ya, whoever that guy is, he's catnip!

The only casualities in any telling of that glorious chapter in the LIfe Of Lance have been suffered by the PickleBumGrrls...but you can't please everyone, Libbie, can you?

You're a cold-packed, extra vinegar little gaggle of hard boiled harpies sometimes, you PickleBumGrrls.

Bon weekend, mes chou
Lance

My Ms Liberty pic isn't posted to an online dating ad, as your fake pic was from what I gather.

An Av at Lit on the general board holds no expectation of it actually being the person using it, unless that persons represents it is them. Now, if it is obviously an amateur shot, I will assume it is them until told otherwise.

By the way, even a 1st grader would be smart enough to know Ms. Liberty herself doesn't post to Lit.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm really only posting this here so you can laud my writing ability. Like I said in Lancie Pants, "Any resemblance to anyone you think you might know living in cyberspace is really just your imagination. All characters in this story are completely fictional."

*contrives to look innocent*

 

[Lancecastor]

I think it's good that you learned to channel your raw desires for me into your writing, Muff.

I'm really only posting this here so you can laud my writing ability. Like I said in Lancie Pants, "Any resemblance to anyone you think you might know living in cyberspace is really just your imagination. All characters in this story are completely fictional."

*contrives to look innocent*

 

[Saint Peter]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm really only posting this here so you can laud my writing ability. Like I said in Lancie Pants, "Any resemblance to anyone you think you might know living in cyberspace is really just your imagination. All characters in this story are completely fictional."

*contrives to look innocent*

Excellent story, KM. I really enjoyed it! My favorite part was this:

"Pull them up! Pull them up!" She backed away, her hands over her face.

What the fuck? His package was pretty respectable in size and girth, if he did say so himself.

"Go into the bathroom and take a shower. Now!" She backed against the wall and covered her nose with her shirt. "Use soap!"

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think it's good that you learned to channel your raw desires for me into your writing, Muff.

You're sexy in a ball gag with your ass covered in welts, baby.




Thanks Chey.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Actually, I've been called that many times by people who know me in my everyday life.

Many people who have met me offline also agree that this name suits me. Think what you want, Lanciepants, but I don't lie about who I am or what I look like to people I want to meet.

I just wanna go on record to say that the Minx is definitely, as advertised, a minx. Hot leg babe.


And yes, that is me in my AV. I leapfrog sheep as a hobby.


Muff, you slay me!

 

[lilminx]

I just wanna go on record to say that the Minx is definitely, as advertised, a minx. Hot leg babe.


And yes, that is me in my AV. I leapfrog sheep as a hobby.

Awww, thank you sweety. Of course, now someone is going to be doubting the validity of pictures you've seen of me, saying that I sent you fake ones or something, but whatever.

I was looking at your av earlier, laughing about it. it's so cute!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Awww, thank you sweety. Of course, now someone is going to be doubting the validity of pictures you've seen of me, saying that I sent you fake ones or something, but whatever.

I was looking at your av earlier, laughing about it. it's so cute!

LOL It would take a lot more than bleating by a few shit stirrers to shake my faith in you Sunshine.

 

[Cheyenne]

Thanks Chey.

You're welcome. I'm amazed at your ability to capture the true essence of the person in your writing. Well worth the read!

 

[Babalugats]

Me-ow.

*hiss*hiss*

huba huba!