Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

[red_rose]

Me-ow.

*hiss*hiss*

 

[Lancecastor]

You're kidding right? I mean, you are seriously going to argue that Chey is trying to pass herself off as Lady Liberty because you got caught with someone else's pants down? lol

Whoosh! Wow, you're gettin too much codeine there, cartstruck.

Chey uses a pic of The Statue of Liberty; you're some kind of comic book slut; lilminx is a little minx (yeah, right, sure); I have a male model in my av today.

It never ceases to amaze me how dense you really are, cartstruck.

 

[red_rose]

That almost looks like John Cusack - only his hair isn't so whoooshy and his eyes are nicer.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

That almost looks like John Cusack - only his hair isn't so whoooshy and his eyes are nicer.

I was gonna say that. Cheater.

 

[red_rose]

I was gonna say that. Cheater.

Even the whoooshy part?

 

[Lancecastor]

That almost looks like John Cusack - only his hair isn't so whoooshy and his eyes are nicer.

He always gets a strong response...from fawning babesters to unhappy bitter man-hating nail spitters...so he makes a great av, always has.

He's royalty free; I found him on a stock reel then on an office politics parody website. He was Jean Paul or something there and every woman in the company had slept with him, angry female customers melted in his presence.

I've tried to find the dude IRL to write a humour piece about his draw online, but was unable to track him.


I think Cartstruck & Lavvy both want to lick his love pump.

Lance

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

Too much of a pretty boy for my taste.

His face is too pointy, too.

I have weird taste in men, really. Each one is different for me. I don't think any two guys I've dated have looked anything alike.

 

[Lancecastor]

Too much of a pretty boy for my taste.

But doesn't that groovy Nehru shirt buoy your barge, Lav?

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

Nope. He looks like a pansy version of Brian Bloom. There is an odor I associate with men who look like him. It's not pleasant.

He also looks like a tightass who wouldn't be much fun in bed.

Now you see I thought he looked like a more butch Brian Boitano...( I wish!)

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

Shit, I keep thinking of more reasons why I don't like him.

I can't imagine why.

Heh.

He kinda looks ex-frat boy to me.

And you're right - absolutely no fun in bed.

He's way too vanilla for you, Lance.

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

Don't know about the nilla stuff rosie posie. I think there is a certain type of sub who would go ga-ga for that man.

He looks like a pansy to me.



If I can take him down, then he wouldn't...

...

Um...

I'll shut up now.

 

[sunstruck]

So basically you think the fact that I was sit by a car is funny. Right. You are oh so mature and witty. No really. Hystercal. You got me. Ouch.

 

[crappie master]

My av isn't me either

It's a fish (a white crappie)

 

[horny_giraffe]

Why does anyone care that Lancecastor puts up a false picture? Presumably, if he's going to meet someone face-to-face, they are going to find out what he really looks like. Surely nobody here is so naive to think that people here never put up false "amateur" pictures?

If some women here decide that they get a better response when they put up pictures of more conventionally attractive women, more power to 'em. It's not as if I'm actually going to buy a plane ticket to Australia solely to see some woman I've never actually met. (Although Australia is a nice place to visit, anyway...)

If I have their real name, I can do enough research to be able to make some verification of their identity. That's just prudent.

For those female-presenting males (or male-presenting females) it did occur to me that one can also disguise their voice, if they wish to carry the subterfuge even further:
http://www.spy-equipment.co.uk/Miscellaneous/k9miscellaneous.html

I kind of like Lancecastor's current picture, but I like to read his posts, anyways. So if you put up a really ugly avatar, I might be forced to turn off avatars, LC. That would be a cryin' shame.

 

[lavender]

 

[Sandia]

Going along with the "this is really me - this is not really me" theme, I just want to say

<----- This is really me, on the inside.

 

[Sandia]

Also, I just want to say, that is not Red Rose's real tongue.

 

[red_rose]

Going along with the "this is really me - this is not really me" theme, I just want to say

<----- This is really me, on the inside.

That's almost you on the outside. Only taller. And with curlier hair.

 

[Sandia]

My hair is NOT curly. It's wavy. What there is of it.
And I use much less Crisco.

 

[Lancecastor]

So basically you think the fact that I was sit by a car is funny.

Funny Is:

1. A BullitenBoardBitch who doesn't like me;

2. Who has already sworn she'd never speak to me again, ever, several times, but does so anyway, always with an insult, usually an illogical schoolgrrl namecalling one at that;

3. Who has a name that ends in "struck"

4. Gets "struck" by a shopping cart

5. Refuses to sue (dummy!);

6. But posts she was hit by a car t? with updates on everything from the scrapes on her ass on up.... every day.

Yes, under those circumstances, I think what happened to you is funny as hell. Karma in action.

I hope you heal completely and without early onset arthritis, or surgery for bone fragments or having to get any really big needles up your scraped ass.

Well, okay....I'm hoping you get big needles up your ass.

Maybe they can retreive that big ol' pickle while they're lookin around.

Best

Lance

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[lilminx]

lilminx is a little minx (yeah, right, sure

Actually, I've been called that many times by people who know me in my everyday life.

Many people who have met me offline also agree that this name suits me. Think what you want, Lanciepants, but I don't lie about who I am or what I look like to people I want to meet.