Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

Can you issue a press release when he makes an intelligent one.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Lancecastor]

So you are "eye candy," eh?

Come here little grrl.....would you like some candy?

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[RisiaSkye]

Is that a rhetorical question?

Presumably so.

Or perhaps a zen koan.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ommmmm. Ommmmm. Ommmmm. Ommmmm. Ommmmm. Ommmmm.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

Hell, look at that AV...don't you agree with his bold statement?

I just wonder if he wants a trick or a treat in return?

Actually, it could be the picture that he said he put up in an online dating ad. When he couldn't get responses he wanted by putting up his own pictures, he put up a picture of someone else to get more responses.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

Actually, it could be the picture that he said he put up in an online dating ad. When he couldn't get responses he wanted by putting up his own pictures, he put up a picture of someone else to get more responses.

Really? How low can you go?

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

Really? How low can you go?

Yup- right here:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2426737&highlight=lancecastor#post2426737

 

[Cheyenne]

I found on vanilla sites that the most interesting...and often, beautiful...women had no pics up.

And the gals with pics were often shallow and not very lovely inside.

My real pics got the wrong responses.

No pic got the wrong responses.

So eventually, I googled up a reallly good looking guy and used his pic.

The traffic was incredible!

And so I filtered out "my" kind....and told them when they let their guard down, as Shaggy says..."It wasn't me."....which became the acid test for their sense of humour....or their shallowness....or their sense of fair play.

Naughty? yep
Unfair? guilty
WeaselLike? uh-huh

Did I meet great chix?

Yes!

It's a jungle out there.

LC

That is just as bad as the women we've had here who tried to pass off professional model pictures as their own.

Low lifes, all of them. Tell the truth from the beginning or I don't want to know you at all. Period.

 

[miles]

lance is a legend in his own mind

 

[Lancecastor]

That is just as bad as the women we've had here who tried to pass off professional model pictures as their own.

Low lifes, all of them. Tell the truth from the beginning or I don't want to know you at all. Period.

Dear Statue of Liberty;

I love the way you hold that flame for me.

And your nose...so Romanesque, so equine, so granite!

I just know my ship's about to slip into her home port every time I meet your steely gaze.

You are so...genuine.

Oh how I need to be free to scale the stairs of your interior...to enter your doorways vast and welcoming...to tour your island, Miss Ellis.

*sigh*
Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lancecastor Makes a Bold Statement - Story at 12:25CST

Yup- right here:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2426737&highlight=lancecastor#post2426737

Yep, met lots of really nice women that way. A stroke of genius.

It has stayed on your mind, for example...and that's half the battle, pookie.

*hugs*
Lance

 

[sunstruck]

You're kidding right? I mean, you are seriously going to argue that Chey is trying to pass herself off as Lady Liberty because you got caught with someone else's pants down? lol

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

My av is not really me. It is Frank Zappa.

Naughty? yep
Unfair? guilty
WeaselLike? uh-huh

Forgive me ladies. I meant no harm.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[sunstruck]

You mean that you aren't a funny looking purple thing with fake boobs and pointy ears??? Jeez...I miss all the good memos.

You might want to grab a comb. I think your hair got mussed when the point flew over your head.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[modest mouse]

The fact that *bratcat* tries to 'defend' someone or help them make their case, yet consistenly makes them look even worse...

Well it feels like things are right with this world.

 

[*bratcat*]

modest mouse