Lance

Johnny Mayberry said:
Thanks, bub, for offering to warm her up for me...but I think I've got it covered!

I'm not trying to cock block you Johnny, calm down.
 
HeavyStick said:
I'm not trying to cock block you Johnny, calm down.
Hmmmm...flip a coin for her? Or we'll see who can drink more, the last one conscious can take their shot at her?
 
I can drink you both under the table.

She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine. :p
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Hmmmm...flip a coin for her? Or we'll see who can drink more, the last one conscious can take their shot at her?

How about you take a shot in the mouth? manjam that is.
 
Killswitch said:
ahhhhhh the plot thickens......
There's a plot? Does it involve cute cartoon animals on a quest to save the day? Or is it the one where nerdy girl is turned into the prom queen by the quarterback, just to try to win a bet?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Hmmmm...flip a coin for her? Or we'll see who can drink more, the last one conscious can take their shot at her?

How to win women, and influence people: by John Mayberry
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
There's a plot? Does it involve cute cartoon animals on a quest to save the day? Or is it the one where nerdy girl is turned into the prom queen by the quarterback, just to try to win a bet?




Don't feed the trolls, don't get them wet after midnight either
 
*roots for Nora*






Oh wait.. someone is going to swallow manjam? *perks*






Plot? Seeing conspiracies, clique's and/or mysteries where there are none, KS? Tsk tsk.. this is what happens when people read too much Lance.
 
k¡tty said:
*roots for Nora*

Oh wait.. someone is going to swallow manjam? *perks*

Plot? Seeing conspiracies, clique's and/or mysteries where there are none, KS? Tsk tsk.. this is what happens when people read too much Lance.


KS has been eating lead chip and jelly sandwiches since age 4.
 
k¡tty said:

Plot? Seeing conspiracies, clique's and/or mysteries where there are none, KS? Tsk tsk.. this is what happens when people read too much Lance.


ummmmmmmm


*points to this thread's title*

irony is a wonderful thang

:D
 
Killswitch said:
How to win women, and influence people: by John Mayberry


How to become a redneck without being born to it ~
Go to Red Lobster, cough up enough to buy the fox a few dacquiris, admire oneself in the mirror constantly and just know that yer the man!
 
*goddess*emi* said:
ummmmmmmm


*points to this thread's title*

irony is a wonderful thang

:D


I thought you'd enjoy that lil lurker that you are.




:D
 
*uses the haze of testosterone to slip Kitty away*

muahahahhahaha!
 
I am glad that several of you figured

it out. I never did say that picture was me. In mid stream Lance finally figured it out. So for the record the picture is not of me. Perky would never cross the line into personal information on the public forum.

This does prove a point that Lance tries to intimidate others. I know that most understands this by now while others still do not get it. Throughout the week or so I popped in to read from time to time and read comments by hans and Lance that made reference to crack, gag and blindfold remarks. It was nothing major, but last night I believe when Lance felt threatened or realized I was on line he decided to write what Freaky was kind enough to cut and paste from that poll thread I started. Again there was no intent on my part to stir shit up with the poll.

The night that this started I was reading perky's thread about her friend making an ass of herself. She had posted a picture and one or two kept asking her about it and prying to find out what her friend was doing. Yes, that picture could of literally have been me but again it wasn't. To all those that ASSUMED that the picture was about me it was your choice. It was also your choice to assume that perky’s thread was about me also. Remember it is your choice if you interpret things the way you do. The tone that some have demonstrated is disheartening for they are seeking to find negative things about others. This is not directed to the masses but a select few that I hope they find a clue and figure that it is in reference to their behavior.

The way I see it, Lance was attempting to hold leverage over something that he felt could have been me or a friend of mine. To me the picture means nothing and is not related to me in any way. In a way he is like Hans trying to extort others if he feels he has information to dangling. He wants to play a god here. He attempts to portray himself as “The all knowing” of people, conspiracies, internet policies, politics, and a variety of an expert on things. I hope this is an eye opener to others.

This is a serious matter for Lance wrote that he went to that website and snooped about. He had no problems in posting the name and the type of company it is. To tell you the truth I have no idea if it is what he says it is. If this picture was honestly me or a friend then Lance crossed the line in privacy issues.

Well believe what you choose to believe about Lance. I am sure things will be twisted about again. Conspiracy theory will be brought up again. I will be accused of being an alcoholic, drug user and whatever. All and all none of it matters what he thinks, but what does matter is the way he treats others on this board. Too many are finding it easier to flame others about their personal information and what not. Too many as if late are trying to intimidate others. This is not what this board is about. It never was and I hope it never will be.

So Lance how far would you have taken that picture if it truly was me? When you contacted that web site did you mention my name? That would have been infringing into my livelihood and personal life if the information was about me. It is bad enough you snooped about a place you thought I or a friend could have been related with. Hmmm wondering if you are going to tell us all it was just a joke on your part. How are you going to twist this all about now? It is clear to me on how far you will go to hurt another. How far you will cross the line into another's personal life in their reality. In my own opinion you and hans are so similiar in the extent you both go to hurt others.

Tulip
 
Re: I am glad that several of you figured

tulip2lipservice said:
it out. I never did say that picture was me. In mid stream Lance finally figured it out. So for the record the picture is not of me. Perky would never cross the line into personal information on the public forum.

This does prove a point that Lance tries to intimidate others. I know that most understands this by now while others still do not get it. Throughout the week or so I popped in to read from time to time and read comments by hans and Lance that made reference to crack, gag and blindfold remarks. It was nothing major, but last night I believe when Lance felt threatened or realized I was on line he decided to write what Freaky was kind enough to cut and paste from that poll thread I started. Again there was no intent on my part to stir shit up with the poll.

The night that this started I was reading perky's thread about her friend making an ass of herself. She had posted a picture and one or two kept asking her about it and prying to find out what her friend was doing. Yes, that picture could of literally have been me but again it wasn't. To all those that ASSUMED that the picture was about me it was your choice. It was also your choice to assume that perky’s thread was about me also. Remember it is your choice if you interpret things the way you do. The tone that some have demonstrated is disheartening for they are seeking to find negative things about others. This is not directed to the masses but a select few that I hope they find a clue and figure that it is in reference to their behavior.

The way I see it, Lance was attempting to hold leverage over something that he felt could have been me or a friend of mine. To me the picture means nothing and is not related to me in any way. In a way he is like Hans trying to extort others if he feels he has information to dangling. He wants to play a god here. He attempts to portray himself as “The all knowing” of people, conspiracies, internet policies, politics, and a variety of an expert on things. I hope this is an eye opener to others.

This is a serious matter for Lance wrote that he went to that website and snooped about. He had no problems in posting the name and the type of company it is. To tell you the truth I have no idea if it is what he says it is. If this picture was honestly me or a friend then Lance crossed the line in privacy issues.

Well believe what you choose to believe about Lance. I am sure things will be twisted about again. Conspiracy theory will be brought up again. I will be accused of being an alcoholic, drug user and whatever. All and all none of it matters what he thinks, but what does matter is the way he treats others on this board. Too many are finding it easier to flame others about their personal information and what not. Too many as if late are trying to intimidate others. This is not what this board is about. It never was and I hope it never will be.

So Lance how far would you have taken that picture if it truly was me? When you contacted that web site did you mention my name? That would have been infringing into my livelihood and personal life if the information was about me. It is bad enough you snooped about a place you thought I or a friend could have been related with. Hmmm wondering if you are going to tell us all it was just a joke on your part. How are you going to twist this all about now? It is clear to me on how far you will go to hurt another. How far you will cross the line into another's personal life in their reality. In my own opinion you and hans are so similiar in the extent you both go to hurt others.

Tulip


You left out the bisexual space rapists and their anal probes, a battalion of which are under my command and outside your window...right now.

So, I ask you again...when will you post more of your bondage pics? Must I use deadly sarcasm to achieve my evil ends? Say, that is an evil end you have there you know, baby...you should pop over to the Spankateria sometime for a vial of crack, if you catch my drifter.

Bring your cooter to me...don't fear the Lancecastor...only my voice matters now....
 
Re: Re: I am glad that several of you figured

Lancecastor said:
You left out the bisexual space rapists and their anal probes, a battalion of which are under my command and outside your window...right now.

So, I ask you again...when will you post more of your bondage pics? Must I use deadly sarcasm to achieve my evil ends? Say, that is an evil end you have there you know, baby...you should pop over to the Spankateria sometime for a vial of crack, if you catch my drifter.

Bring your cooter to me...don't fear the Lancecastor...only my voice matters now....

Lance nice attempt to try to twist things about by making it seem like a joke.

It has been written to you before by others and now it is my turn. YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT LANCE!!!!!!!!!

YOU crossed a line.

T
 
Re: Re: I am glad that several of you figured

Lancecastor said:
You left out the bisexual space rapists and their anal probes, a battalion of which are under my command and outside your window...right now.

So, I ask you again...when will you post more of your bondage pics? Must I use deadly sarcasm to achieve my evil ends? Say, that is an evil end you have there you know, baby...you should pop over to the Spankateria sometime for a vial of crack, if you catch my drifter.

Bring your cooter to me...don't fear the Lancecastor...only my voice matters now....


A whole battalion!!!???

That's some big stick!!!
 
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