Lamest Break up lines.

[Xander]

OKay, I know this have been done before...but it's sucg a LONG time ago.
So here we go again.

Whats the lamest reason anyone have ever given you for breaking up??

There has to be some good ones out there.

For me it was...*ahem* "I really cant come to terms with the fact that you weigh less than me, so I dont think we should see each other anymore........"

That one is still no. #1

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

"My mom doesn't think we are right for each other."

 

[teresafannin]

"My grandmother says I can't see you anymore because you're not Jewish". This from a boy I dated in high school & had no intention of marrying.

 

[GuyJD]

"I don't know. Sometimes I think I'm a little crazy. That's why I think we shouldn't date anymore."

I never understood what the fuck she was talking about.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

"We can't see each other because I have a terminal disease and I am going to die soon."

this was told to me buy a boy i was crazy about in high school ... seriously ... and i believed him ...

that fucking jerk is still alive and disease-free today. Damn him.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Kill him....

*stairs at your av somemore* lol

 

[Pokerman]

"We can't see each other because I have a terminal disease and I am going to die soon."

this was told to me buy a boy i was crazy about in high school ... seriously ... and i believed him ...

that fucking jerk is still alive and disease-free today. Damn him.

If there's any justice in the world....he's not disease free.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

"my mother doesnt like you"


and then to find out 2 weeks later he was dating 5 other girls too.. really put the icing on the cake.. i just wanted to crawl in a hole and die after that

 

[Xander]

"my mother doesnt like you"


and then to find out 2 weeks later he was dating 5 other girls too.. really put the icing on the cake.. i just wanted to crawl in a hole and die after that

OUCH!!!
That had to have hurt.......

 

[Guest]

"I love you, but somewhere along the line, it turned into a brother-sister kind of love"

yeah I know.... I'm in WV... but SHEESH...

But then I found out he was bisexual and trying to come to terms with liking men. So who the hell knows.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

OUCH!!!
That had to have hurt.......

i think hurt is an understatement

 

[Gilly Bean]

I can only think of one guy who atually broke up with me, and not vice versa... wait... no, I can think of two.

The first one wouldn't even do it to my face.

He gave his friend a note to give to me. AND... he asked for his Christmas presant back. THAT earned him alot of shit from half the school. Had he been a 7th grader, I would hae been more lenient bout it, but he was a senior in high school, and actually asked for his presant back. I gave it to him, but the damn thing wasn't in one peice.

The other guy, i broke up with first. Told him I wasn't getting wht I wanted out of the relationship (I was 19, he was 18, and in the 3 months we dated, not so much as one single kiss... I still think he must have been a fag[no offense to the not so hetro's out there]). Well, after a week, I felt bad for him, so we were going out again. Then, he starts talking about my friend more and more... and spending a bit more time with her. I got mad and blew up about it one day, and he told me flat out that he liked her, and wanted to date her, not me.

I threw him out of my house, told him and the friend to get lost (found out later they were seeing each other since the first breakup), and have only seen them once since. That was like 4 years ago. They were pissy, and persistant aboput seeing my daughter. Wouldn't have pissed me off nearly so much, except they would go over to the sitters and see her when I wasn't around. Brought her presants, n shit, too.

 

[Guest]

I have had a couple of men who broke up with my answering machine LOL

 

[Shylady]

Well it isn't a break up line, but some jerk sent his ex girl friend out to my house, so she could ask me to go steady with him.

Her first line was" I'm Gary's ex girlfriend but I am not here to beat you up"

and no that was after jr high.

 

[Xander]

How about recieving a postcard saying....."Having a great time here...btw I dont think we should see each other anymore......Raul is waving to me...bye"?????

 

[Gilly Bean]

Well it isn't a break up line, but some jerk sent his ex girl friend out to my house, so she could ask me to go steady with him.

Her first line was" I'm Gary's ex girlfriend but I am not here to beat you up"

and no that was after jr high.

I had a boyfriend (the one who wrote the note) whose ex had joined the army, and was gone for 6 weeks for boot camp. That's when he started dating me. Broke up with her in a letter. Well, when she got home, he sent me and my friend over to her house to collect his class ring. I stayed in the car. There was no way I was getting involved with THAT mess. The friend of mine knew her from cheerleading, or somthing, so she got it back fairly easily.

I can't imagine having someone do that though. It's so wrong. ANd immature.

 

[april-wine]

It's not YOU......It's ME..............

What the hell does that mean???? I'm still trying to figure it out

 

[Xander]

It's not YOU......It's ME..............

What the hell does that mean???? I'm still trying to figure it out

And they make it sound so self-explainatory...dont they??

 

[lobito]

While out on a date once, in the middle of the meal being told, "You know, I think you and my cousin would make a great couple".

Don't know where it came from, but I stopped eating, paid the bill, and left. Don't miss her, but I sure do wish I had finished that expensive meal.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

They were pissy, and persistant aboput seeing my daughter. Wouldn't have pissed me off nearly so much, except they would go over to the sitters and see her when I wasn't around. Brought her presants, n shit, too.

Umm - restraining order time.

 

[Nathon_88]

" I like you better as a friend"

Then why did you want to suck my cock down your throat earlier?

 

[letsallgetlaid]

E-mail

Not me but a really good friend of mine had basically given up all her friends for this guy. Then he goes and sends her an e-mail saying that he loved her too much and they just couldn't see each other anymore. The poor girl was in China at the time, with noone.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Umm - restraining order time.

Wasn't to long after that when I moved about 2 hours away. I still got the occasional phone call, asking to see Rae, and what not. They got the occasional hang up, and cussing out as a result.

I recently heard they are no longer together. Such a shame. They were made for each other.

 

[Pokerman]

" I like you better as a friend"

Then why did you want to suck my cock down your throat earlier?

maybe thats how she treats her friends? if it is....don't complain!

 

[Siren]

I got two good ones......um, unfortunately