Kittens

[CandiCame]

My cat just gave birth!! I wish I had a camera! The other cat had 4 kittens a couple weeks ago, and now Stormie had 3!! This is the most adorable house EVER!! I just won at the internet!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You can afford to properly care for them?

 

[CandiCame]

You can afford to properly care for them?

They're kittens. Their mom takes care of them. But I don't "afford" anything. I'm in the process of mooching off my family. I haven't bought anything for 2 months. They have mad mineral rights money. I actually bitch about that pretty regular, whatwith me being an adult and mooching off my grandparents as if I were a teenager. Gives me the depression- but that's not about the kittens. My grandparents are big critter people. These kittens are being born into a world of fish-fries, giant cat condos, and miles and miles of land to run through and learn to hunt. Their mom loved to hunt.

 

[blunt_trauma]

get your cats fixed.

also, awwwwwww!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You've turned your cat into a feral mooch?

 

[CandiCame]

get your cats fixed.

also, awwwwwww!!

I can't. For some reason, my grandma is MASSIVLY, VEHOMENTLY, morally opposed to it. I've been having that argument since I could articulate it. Only one of the cats is mine, and I don't have the money for it. She says it's the cats body and her right to choose if she has children or not. She does not seem to understand that the cat is ALWAYS going to choose to have kittens, because she's a fucking CAT. It is... seriously painful. My entire family is really fucking stupid- it should explain a lot about me. I'm gonna get Kitten (my cat- the ASPCA named her, not me) fixed when I can afford it. Jack has been fixed already (my male cat, the orange one) because I got a voucher to do it for really cheap. My dog is fixed to. This same grandma has a moral objection to deoderant, paper towels, and Wal-mart, but they have a coal stove and she smokes like a fucking freight train. They make no sense. I literally had fucked up so bad I had nowhere else to go.

 

[CandiCame]

You've turned your cat into a feral mooch?

Nah, she was already feral- I just turned her into a mooch.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You don't have to turn a cat into a mooch; it comes natural.



We had a feral cat who came home with a freshly-grilled steak...

 

[Byron In Exile]

I can't. For some reason, my grandma is MASSIVLY, VEHOMENTLY, morally opposed to it. I've been having that argument since I could articulate it. Only one of the cats is mine, and I don't have the money for it. She says it's the cats body and her right to choose if she has children or not. She does not seem to understand that the cat is ALWAYS going to choose to have kittens, because she's a fucking CAT. It is... seriously painful. My entire family is really fucking stupid- it should explain a lot about me. I'm gonna get Kitten (my cat- the ASPCA named her, not me) fixed when I can afford it. Jack has been fixed already (my male cat, the orange one) because I got a voucher to do it for really cheap. My dog is fixed to. This same grandma has a moral objection to deoderant, paper towels, and Wal-mart, but they have a coal stove and she smokes like a fucking freight train. They make no sense. I literally had fucked up so bad I had nowhere else to go.

I obviously need some sort of decoder ring which I don't have in order to understand this post.

Anyone else have that ring?

 

[CandiCame]

I obviously need some sort of decoder ring which I don't have in order to understand this post.

Anyone else have that ring?

Trying to understand my family lands you in the psych ward for a month. But, they give you 4 kinds of pills.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Take three tokes...

 

[Wings]

Jesus I hate morning people.

 

[CandiCame]

Take three tokes...

Wish I could....

 

[CandiCame]

Jesus I hate morning people.

I'm not up early. I'm up late. I'm waiting on 9:00 to roll around so I can go to the unemployment office.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Trying to understand my family lands you in the psych ward for a month. But, they give you 4 kinds of pills.

Are they colored? or monochrome?

I believe I could make a better choice if there were colors involved.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Jesus I hate morning people.

Stop judging us. We're all doing what we can.

 

[Wings]

I'm not up early. I'm up late. I'm waiting on 9:00 to roll around so I can go to the unemployment office.

Ah, then pictures of kittens required soon.

Stop judging us. We're all doing what we can.

Oh stop that silly talk, as if I'm not going to judge you.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm not up early. I'm up late. I'm waiting on 9:00 to roll around so I can go to the unemployment office.

You haven't slept?

It's 9.30pm here and I'm buggerd. Gardening, dinner and a movie etc., etc.

Congratulations on the birth of teh kittehz.

:snuggling down:

 

[CandiCame]

Stop judging us. We're all doing what we can.

The pills are multicolored. The kittens are monochromatic.

One of the pills, you take by dissolving under your tonge like lsd. I was like, "srsly". They were like, "yup." But it more or less knocks you out for like... 12 hours.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are they colored? or monochrome?

I believe I could make a better choice if there were colors involved.

He chose the blue pill...

 

[Shagly]

You've turned your cat into a feral mooch?

LMAO.....

 

[Byron In Exile]

The pills are multicolored. The kittens are monochromatic.

I choose the red pill.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

LMAO.....

I was on blue pills for a long time, then I took the red...



Morpheus said, send him back, but Mistoffelees said I fit in purrrrfectly...

Plus they couldn't make me someone famous and important, like an actor or something.

 

[lovetoread]

I thought this was gonna be another cat gurlz thread.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i feel sick but this thread made me smile.