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What? You girls are so terribly selfish. I bet you'd want the orgasms and to be untied and cuddled too wouldn't you?

Might as well just let you buy stuff at the grocery store that is bad for you and watch soap operas.

You girls as subs just aren't in touch with my needs anymore. I need FIGS! It's not just a desire, I actually need them! Figs are a gift from God and I'm going to get a high powered bb gun and start shooting birds if they don't leave my fucking figs alone! They will find death just like those damned ants.

Newtons won't work either, they have to be soft, delectible, ripe, fresh figs straight off of tree. I've been eyeballing a couple that are almost ripe. I can't wait! :D
 
Betticus said:
What? You girls are so terribly selfish. I bet you'd want the orgasms and to be untied and cuddled too wouldn't you?

Might as well just let you buy stuff at the grocery store that is bad for you and watch soap operas.

You girls as subs just aren't in touch with my needs anymore. I need FIGS! It's not just a desire, I actually need them! Figs are a gift from God and I'm going to get a high powered bb gun and start shooting birds if they don't leave my fucking figs alone! They will find death just like those damned ants.

Newtons won't work either, they have to be soft, delectible, ripe, fresh figs straight off of tree. I've been eyeballing a couple that are almost ripe. I can't wait! :D
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Just don't start using a 30 odd 6, I've been told it'll make bird splatter.

What you can do is get some netting and put it over the tree. The netting will allow in the sun and all the stuff that the figs need to grow, but not the birds.
 
Betticus said:
You girls misunderstood. See, first it's a nice hot bubblebath complete with the hair shampoo and creme rinse. Then it's followed up with huge fluffy bathtowels and I dry her off and lay her down on the massage table. Imagine the room lit with candles and the aromatherapy oil going with soft music. Then I break out the warm massage oil (scented of course) and proceed to give her a full body massage all the way from her scalp to her toes both front and back, arms and legs. Then I take her to the bedroom where there are nice, freshly laundered linens and blankets and I lay her down, nice and comfy. As she's lying there I fasten the ankle restraints with her feet together and do the same to her wrists above her head. In the warm afterglow of her bath and massage I take time to kiss and nibble and caress every part of her body. I will bring her to the edge several times and then finally cover her in soft, warm blankets and kiss her goodnight on the cheek. I will sleep like a baby. :rose:
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:eek:SPEECHLESS:eek:...I knew there was more to that than just an "innocent" massage... :rolleyes:

you're right brioche he is a BAAAAAD BOY...devilishly yummy!!! :devil:
 
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Betticus said:
What? You girls are so terribly selfish. I bet you'd want the orgasms and to be untied and cuddled too wouldn't you?

Might as well just let you buy stuff at the grocery store that is bad for you and watch soap operas.

You girls as subs just aren't in touch with my needs anymore. I need FIGS! It's not just a desire, I actually need them! Figs are a gift from God and I'm going to get a high powered bb gun and start shooting birds if they don't leave my fucking figs alone! They will find death just like those damned ants.

Newtons won't work either, they have to be soft, delectible, ripe, fresh figs straight off of tree. I've been eyeballing a couple that are almost ripe. I can't wait! :D
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You could get one of those things that randomly let off a sound like a shot that the vineyards have to keep the birds away. Your neighbours will love you then.
*snicker*
Now you're making me want figs. But then, are they the only thing around here that is soft, delectable, and fresh? I obviously leave ripe off the list.


And didn't you hear? Orgasms are GOOD for you! They're healthy! you should provide them regularly.
 
brioche said:
You could get one of those things that randomly let off a sound like a shot that the vineyards have to keep the birds away. Your neighbours will love you then.
*snicker*
Now you're making me want figs. But then, are they the only thing around here that is soft, delectable, and fresh? I obviously leave ripe off the list.


And didn't you hear? Orgasms are GOOD for you! They're healthy! you should provide them regularly.
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All good things in moderation lovely girl.
 
brioche said:
And didn't you hear? Orgasms are GOOD for you! They're healthy! you should provide them regularly.
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Ohhh most definately!!! :D
 
kiten69 said:
Ohhh most definately!!! :D
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Oh gosh no! Orgasms drain ones vital life energy. Orgasms are the reason we age. If nobody ever orgasmed we'd all be stuck at the age of 25 and like poetry.
 
I'm working on that.

I already know that pickling yourself in alcohol doesn't work so I'm going to try water and green tea. Ever notice how that Bhudda guy is always smiling? It's like he knows something that should be obvious but isn't quite ready to tell you about it.

Yeah!
 
Betticus said:
Oh gosh no! Orgasms drain ones vital life energy. Orgasms are the reason we age. If nobody ever orgasmed we'd all be stuck at the age of 25 and like poetry.
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:nana: :nana: :nana:
I can still have orgasms if I want to reach the age to be stuck at. :p
 
chris9 said:
You think that was teasing? *insert shocked look*
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I worked all night and haven't gone to bed yet. Besides, your av has been teasing me for quite a while! Grrrrrrr!

Then kiten with her booty av! She's an evil little thing. ;)
 
Betticus said:
Then kiten with her booty av! She's an evil little thing. ;)
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Betticus dear we have been through this many times....I'm only as evil as you are :D and since you are convinced that you are as "innocent as the driven snow...blah, blah, blah :rolleyes: " then i guess that makes me an angel! :catroar:
 
kiten69 said:
Betticus dear we have been through this many times....I'm only as evil as you are :D and since you are convinced that you are as "innocent as the driven snow...blah, blah, blah :rolleyes: " then i guess that makes me an angel! :catroar:
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Yeah, right.
No one with biceps that sexy is innocent. Made for spanking. :catroar:
 
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