Kinkiest thing u have done?

Might not be kinky exactly, but probably the most exciting thing I've done

Back in college, I had a red convertible sports car and this one cop always seemed to catch me speeding on the road headed to my apartment. The first time was legit, I was speeding, but I batted my eyelashes, promised to be good and he let me off with a warning.
He "busted" me again about 2 weeks later and things were much more flirtatious. He did the whole routine, driver's license, insurance, blah blah blah. When I gave him my DL I told him the address was correct and I didn't have any plans if he wanted to go grab a drink when he got off duty. Sure enough, he showed up at my place a few hours later and we went out. Nice time, lots of chemistry, and a good night kiss when he brought me home. We did a lot of flirting via text messages the next couple of weeks and went out a few more times, the whole time he's being a total gentleman.
About a month after the 2nd warning. I'm at a stop light headed home from clubbing with my girlfriends when he pulls up behind me in his cruiser. I wave to him, turn up my music as loud as it would go and peeled out like the car was stolen the moment the light turned green.
He didn't hit the lights but we were definitely not following the speed limit. When I turned down the dead end street before my apartment complex, I think he got the hint. I stopped as far away from the main road as possible and he came up to my car with the biggest shit eating grin I have ever seen.
I got the full pat down, handcuffed behind my back and bent over the hood of his car, skirt up around my waist and panties around my knees.

I heard the dash cam video was spectacular, though I never saw it.

We messed around up until the time I left for the military, but he wouldn't do anything on duty again. I think the potential to get in trouble really worried him.
 
Back in college, I had a red convertible sports car and this one cop always seemed to catch me speeding on the road headed to my apartment. The first time was legit, I was speeding, but I batted my eyelashes, promised to be good and he let me off with a warning.
He "busted" me again about 2 weeks later and things were much more flirtatious. He did the whole routine, driver's license, insurance, blah blah blah. When I gave him my DL I told him the address was correct and I didn't have any plans if he wanted to go grab a drink when he got off duty. Sure enough, he showed up at my place a few hours later and we went out. Nice time, lots of chemistry, and a good night kiss when he brought me home. We did a lot of flirting via text messages the next couple of weeks and went out a few more times, the whole time he's being a total gentleman.
About a month after the 2nd warning. I'm at a stop light headed home from clubbing with my girlfriends when he pulls up behind me in his cruiser. I wave to him, turn up my music as loud as it would go and peeled out like the car was stolen the moment the light turned green.
He didn't hit the lights but we were definitely not following the speed limit. When I turned down the dead end street before my apartment complex, I think he got the hint. I stopped as far away from the main road as possible and he came up to my car with the biggest shit eating grin I have ever seen.
I got the full pat down, handcuffed behind my back and bent over the hood of his car, skirt up around my waist and panties around my knees.

I heard the dash cam video was spectacular, though I never saw it.

We messed around up until the time I left for the military, but he wouldn't do anything on duty again. I think the potential to get in trouble really worried him.

Very nice story...thanks for sharing :)
 
A threesome with my stepmom and one of her friends? With some piss play thrown in for good measure. Does this qualify as kinky?
 
I was at my girlfriends house and we were spooning on the couch while watching a movie with her parents and two little brothers in the room. we had a big blanket on us and I got hard. I pulled our shorts aside and slid right into her. Moving slowly I fucked her until I came. Unfortunately for her she didn't.
 
a woman ~35 years my senior

a complete stranger and i wanked each other off at a club on a dance floor in SF. she was Asian and said, "you 'gun make mai pantees dwap." she didn't believe how big i was and wanted her friend to touch it to make sure...
 
Giving my husband a blow job in the backseat of his friends Cadillac. Everyone up front thought I was asleep in the back.
 
left the door unlocked to my house and had a girlfriend come up to me and my wifes room after she was gone and wake me up with a blow job and fuck me in my bed
 
most recent..

I am unsure if this rates as kinkiest but is the most recent..

pulling my female friends long blond hair in the car as cop cars pulled in front of us while in the parking lot of a bar at 2 am..which turned to some pretty intense slapping and a bit of my hand on her throat..as she slapped me and then rubbed herself to an orgasm as I both pulled her hair and choked her..

in my car while driving down a busy 2 lane road.

I have never had any real interest in this sort of thing (she has done this sort of thing but not with me) and am unsure how this all came to pass...

we were both drunk and frustrated..

we have never had sex either...

I am a little..

:eek:
 
Some of these are fabulous... making me jealous ;)

Some things I've done:
- fucked a guy on the bathroom floor in the middle of a party where we were walked in on repeatedly because the door didn't lock (or maybe we just didn't lock it??)
- been with 2 guys in one night
- in a hot tub, made out with my close female friend while the guy I was kind of dating groped and fingered me from behind
- fucked a guy in the middle of his sister's backyard during a party (it was at night, but if anyone had come out they definitely would've caught us!)
 
Some of these are fabulous... making me jealous ;)

Some things I've done:
- fucked a guy on the bathroom floor in the middle of a party where we were walked in on repeatedly because the door didn't lock (or maybe we just didn't lock it??)
- been with 2 guys in one night
- in a hot tub, made out with my close female friend while the guy I was kind of dating groped and fingered me from behind
- fucked a guy in the middle of his sister's backyard during a party (it was at night, but if anyone had come out they definitely would've caught us!)

Love it Ruffian..........I wish my lady would still do all this now after 20's of marriage!!
But not necessarily with me ;)
 
A quickie in the elevator of big office building in Toronto after hours and winking at the security guard on my way out to the parking garage 30 min. later as I could tell by his expression that he had watched
 
Some of these are fabulous... making me jealous ;)

Some things I've done:
- fucked a guy on the bathroom floor in the middle of a party where we were walked in on repeatedly because the door didn't lock (or maybe we just didn't lock it??)
- been with 2 guys in one night
- in a hot tub, made out with my close female friend while the guy I was kind of dating groped and fingered me from behind
- fucked a guy in the middle of his sister's backyard during a party (it was at night, but if anyone had come out they definitely would've caught us!)

Love the way you think. :)
 
Watched my wife fuck an MP in our house for 2 hours while she thought I was sleeping then letting her sit on my face and eating her to orgasm multiple times
 
When I was younger, a lot younger, I was at a church lock-in. There was a girl that had flirted with me in a class we both had at school. We had been at the event for about four hours, our group watched movies and played board games to that point. It was late and a majority of the attendees were settling down for a nap. The girl and I chose a slightly secluded spot under the foosball table. We were very close to each other and I swallowed my shyness and slid my hand down the front of her pajama pants. She covered her mouth with a blanket as I slowly and gently massaged her clit. I moved my fingers faster until she reached down and grabbed my wrist to stop me. She then leaned in and whispered for me to meet her in the bathroom downstairs. She got up first and quietly made her way down to the abandoned first floor. After a few minutes I did the same and met her as we agreed. She leaned against the large sink and slide down her pajamas, revealing she wasn't wearing underwear and looked at me and whispered, "fuck me baby!" I hesitated a little and pulled out my raging cock and stepped behind her. She then guided my cock to her ass and moaned as I slid it in nice and deep, using a few mouthfuls of spit rubbed all over my member. I was young as I mentioned earlier and only lasted about five or so minutes until she told me to pull out and cum in her mouth. After I was done she sat on the counter as I ate her pussy and ass until she squirted all over my face.
 
I had to think about this one. I guess a lot of things I have done are kinky for most people, but I always thought of it as just normal stuff that I did with more than the normal number of people. I had some kinky fantasies, but my actual encounters, even those with multiple participants, were just sex and sucking. For me, kinky is stuff like bondage, spanking (although I know some people who would say that's normal), role play, cosplay, etc. I guess exhibitionism is kinky, but that seems tame to me.

I will write about my first experience I thought of as kinky. The summer after my sophomore year (so I was 20), I hooked up with a guy I had gone to high school with. We had never done anything because we were in very different groups. Well, I went to a party with him, and there were a bunch of people from our class who I had always considered losers. And I still thought they were, so I was being a bitch to everyone.

The guy I was with pulled me into a room and told me to stop being a bitch. I told him that if he wanted a BJ or to fuck me, we would have to ditch the losers. He called me a cunt and told me I needed a spanking. I told him he was not man enough to even try.

As it turned out, he was man enough. He put me over his knee, pushed up my skirt and pulled down my pantries, and gave me the first spanking I had ever received (my parents had never spanked me). I screamed and called him every name I could think of, but by the sixth swat or so, I realized that I was really wet. After a few more swats, he slipped his fingers into my wet pussy. Well, I came almost imediatly, and he laughed at me and told me he always had heard I was a little slut. I was embarrassed, mad, and incredibly aroused. I slid off his lap onto my knees and proceeded to give him a long, wet blowjob, never taking my eyes off his. He came on my face and made me walk out of the party with his cum stilll on my face as further punishment. :eek:)
 
Lil jenny thanks for such a hot story. It sounds like you have a whole lot more you could share.. I for one am on the edge of my seat in anticipation.
 
Our first, but not our last.

I guess that would have been the first time I shared my wife with another man. I was on her Facebook playing poker when an old boyfriend of her's popped in to chat. He thought I was her and was real flirty... I just played along, as her. He saying, remember when we did this? remember when we did that? I was like yeah, or no, must have been drunk or somthing. ;-) LOL - I learned a lot about my wife in those few minutes. After about 15 minutes, I called my wife into the room and told her what I had been doing. She thought it was funny. So, she sat down and played along. I think it got to her as he was wanting to meet. So i told her to go ahead and make a lunch date. He worked in her part of town. She called me before they were to meet, they each had a half-hour so I was sure not much was going to happen. Afterwards she called me and told me that they went to a local Sonic sat in his SUV and ate their lunch. They caught up on what each other had been doing over the past 10 years.... Then she got kinda vague. So I asked how their lunch end. She finally told me not to be mad, but they pulled his SUV across the street to the side of a vacant business and made out for 10 min. Nothing more. Yeah, he felt up her tits over her shirt, but just made out. She apologized. I was a bit confused, but very aroused, which aded to my confusion. When she got home that evening, she gave me a full play by play. Then his texts started. "Hey, let's get together again." "Had fun, lets meet again." She ignored them for a couple days, then I told her, "here is the deal." "If you want to play with him, he can come to the house, and I can be present too." "What?" No way!" However, two days later, I got a text to hurry home. I arrive, and our daughter was at her grandparents. My wife has on shorts and a tanktop and is drinking a glass of wine (a rare thing). She said that she told her friend and he was all for it. Now I said, "WHAT?" Yeah, he was on his way. I sat down and took a min. to process things as she poured her second glass of wine. She came in, and told me, "nothing has to happen." "I know." Then i told her "lets just play it by ear. If i say stop, it stops." About 5 min. later we have a knock on the door. I answer it, introduce myself and invte him in. We go into the living room I take a seat on the couch and he sets on the recliner. After a few moments, my wife walks in, with her third glass. She takes a seat by me. We talked for the next half-hour. Then during a lul in the conversation. I looked at my wife, gave her a kiss and said, "I guess we are going to see how much I can tolerate." I took a breath and said "Would you like to go give your friend a kiss?" She gave me another deep wet kiss, got up and walked across the room. She took a seat on his lap and placed her arms around his shoulders. She looked back at me, smiled, turned and gave her friend a kiss. I just sat there and watched as their faces met, I slid down the couch to the end close the recliner and watched as their lips meshed together, their tongues danced in and around the others mouth/lips. I was still in a state of confusion but was so extremely aroused. I opened the endtable drawer and pulled out a digital camera and snapped a couple pictures. They just looked over at me. They made out like teenagers on that recliner for the next ten minutes. At which time, she stands up takes him by the hand and moves to the love seat. They continued kissing as his hands find her breasts. First over her tanktop, then he slid his hand under but only rubber the skin of her stomach. He did not move up, i think out of respct for me. I then walked over and sat behind my wife. I put my hands on her sides, she turned and kissed me deeply. Oh yeah, i knew then that she was turned on. For the next couple of minutes she alternated between us, kissing me, kissing him. When she returned to him, I grabbed the hem of her tanktop and lifted it up and over her head. She raised her arms, then returned them around her friend. I unfastened her bra and she let it slip down between them. he now leaned forward and sucked her nipple into his mouth as she leaned her head back to kiss me. After a few minutes, she reached forward and unzipped his pants and pushed her hand inside, rubbing her firend. I moved away, took the camera and snapped a couple more pics. After a few minutes she stood up, I moved in behind her and in one smooth stroke removed her shorts and panties. She sat back down on the couch, leaned back, I dropped to the floor placed myself between her legs and began eating her gushng pussy as they continued to kiss and fondle each other. (WHat they did not know, was that I had set the camera to video and placed it on the endtable) . I eventually got up to move the camera and when i returned he was between her legs taking up where i had left off. So I sat down beside my wife and continued to play with her tits and kiss her deeply. Eventually, she stopped and asked if i was alright? I told her I was, then she said, "then why am I the only one naked?" LOL We immediately got undressed, as she walked into the other room and pulled the futon matress onto the floor. We walked into the other room, she was lying on the matress, she pointed to her friend and said, "come here." I nearly came at the sound of her voice. I turned and grabbed the camera and snapped pictures as he laid down beside her. As she rolled on top of him. As she slid down his body and took his cock into her mouth. She sucked him for the next 5 minutes as i snapped pics and recorded the action. He moaned loudly, and at one point he told me how lucky i was as this was the first time she had ever given him a BJ. :) I then moved in and positioned myself beside her and she turned and took me into her mouth. She spent a few min. going back/forth, then he moved away to watch (calm down). After his breather, he asked, "Jay, would you mind if I fuck your wife?" All action stopped at that point. Her eyes were focused on me. He was waiting for an answer, time stood still. I finally said, "yes", as I sat back from the matress. I watched as he slid up her body, her legs spread wide in the air, he gave her a kiss, her body under his. He pushes up, onto his arms and thrusts, her eyes went to the back of her head and she took a deep gasping breath, as plunged fully inside of her. I just sat back and watched as he pulled out and thrust in again, and again, and again, until they had developed a rythem. I watched as another man fucked my wife. For maybe 5 minutes, that felt like an hour I watched, then as he was fucking her, i crawled over and kissed her. He continued to pump her as my tougue darted in and out of her hot, gasping, groaning mouth. He finally pulled out, again to calm down (i think) and I moved in. I mounted her and continued the thrusting. He then moved forward and knelt beside her face at which time she again took him into her mouth. She sucked with such passion as I fucked her and enjoyed the show of my wife, my bride sucked another guy deep into her throat. Nearing climax, I pulled out (to calm down), he moves back down turns her over and enters her pussy from behind. His balls slapping against the back of her legs. He lasted maybe another minute before she screamed out in one final orgasm and he eventually pulled out and shot a load over her ass and onto her back. I walked to the kitchen and got a warm wet cloth, came in and he wiped clean her skin. I then turned her over, put her legs over my shouders and fucked her hard. It didn't take long until I shot my load and filled her up inside. We all collapsed onto the matress and rested for a few minutes. She was the first to get up to go to the bathroom. He and I dressed as, he again told me that she had done things today that he would never imagine her doing. :) We talked for a few more min. She gave him a long good bye kiss and he left. I took her to the bathroom and ran her a warm bubble bath and lit some candles. That night, although a bit sore, we fucked again recounting the events of earlier in the day.
 
chatman2

Hmmmmm..WVCouple...I'm fm WV....enjoyied your post...wouldn't mind being a close friend of hers....reminds me alittle of my office days with my secretary and coworker that also took turns with her..and sometimes both of us petting her and kissing her before one screwed her. I just regret I didn't hop back on and screw her when he got thru with her..Then just kept on until she had enough. We didn't always have that much time before opening.
Oh by the way let's see some pix?
 
I guess that would have been the first time I shared my wife with another man. I was on her Facebook playing poker when an old boyfriend of her's popped in to chat. He thought I was her and was real flirty... I just played along, as her. He saying, remember when we did this? remember when we did that? I was like yeah, or no, must have been drunk or somthing. ;-) LOL - I learned a lot about my wife in those few minutes. After about 15 minutes, I called my wife into the room and told her what I had been doing. She thought it was funny. So, she sat down and played along. I think it got to her as he was wanting to meet. So i told her to go ahead and make a lunch date. He worked in her part of town. She called me before they were to meet, they each had a half-hour so I was sure not much was going to happen. Afterwards she called me and told me that they went to a local Sonic sat in his SUV and ate their lunch. They caught up on what each other had been doing over the past 10 years.... Then she got kinda vague. So I asked how their lunch end. She finally told me not to be mad, but they pulled his SUV across the street to the side of a vacant business and made out for 10 min. Nothing more. Yeah, he felt up her tits over her shirt, but just made out. She apologized. I was a bit confused, but very aroused, which aded to my confusion. When she got home that evening, she gave me a full play by play. Then his texts started. "Hey, let's get together again." "Had fun, lets meet again." She ignored them for a couple days, then I told her, "here is the deal." "If you want to play with him, he can come to the house, and I can be present too." "What?" No way!" However, two days later, I got a text to hurry home. I arrive, and our daughter was at her grandparents. My wife has on shorts and a tanktop and is drinking a glass of wine (a rare thing). She said that she told her friend and he was all for it. Now I said, "WHAT?" Yeah, he was on his way. I sat down and took a min. to process things as she poured her second glass of wine. She came in, and told me, "nothing has to happen." "I know." Then i told her "lets just play it by ear. If i say stop, it stops." About 5 min. later we have a knock on the door. I answer it, introduce myself and invte him in. We go into the living room I take a seat on the couch and he sets on the recliner. After a few moments, my wife walks in, with her third glass. She takes a seat by me. We talked for the next half-hour. Then during a lul in the conversation. I looked at my wife, gave her a kiss and said, "I guess we are going to see how much I can tolerate." I took a breath and said "Would you like to go give your friend a kiss?" She gave me another deep wet kiss, got up and walked across the room. She took a seat on his lap and placed her arms around his shoulders. She looked back at me, smiled, turned and gave her friend a kiss. I just sat there and watched as their faces met, I slid down the couch to the end close the recliner and watched as their lips meshed together, their tongues danced in and around the others mouth/lips. I was still in a state of confusion but was so extremely aroused. I opened the endtable drawer and pulled out a digital camera and snapped a couple pictures. They just looked over at me. They made out like teenagers on that recliner for the next ten minutes. At which time, she stands up takes him by the hand and moves to the love seat. They continued kissing as his hands find her breasts. First over her tanktop, then he slid his hand under but only rubber the skin of her stomach. He did not move up, i think out of respct for me. I then walked over and sat behind my wife. I put my hands on her sides, she turned and kissed me deeply. Oh yeah, i knew then that she was turned on. For the next couple of minutes she alternated between us, kissing me, kissing him. When she returned to him, I grabbed the hem of her tanktop and lifted it up and over her head. She raised her arms, then returned them around her friend. I unfastened her bra and she let it slip down between them. he now leaned forward and sucked her nipple into his mouth as she leaned her head back to kiss me. After a few minutes, she reached forward and unzipped his pants and pushed her hand inside, rubbing her firend. I moved away, took the camera and snapped a couple more pics. After a few minutes she stood up, I moved in behind her and in one smooth stroke removed her shorts and panties. She sat back down on the couch, leaned back, I dropped to the floor placed myself between her legs and began eating her gushng pussy as they continued to kiss and fondle each other. (WHat they did not know, was that I had set the camera to video and placed it on the endtable) . I eventually got up to move the camera and when i returned he was between her legs taking up where i had left off. So I sat down beside my wife and continued to play with her tits and kiss her deeply. Eventually, she stopped and asked if i was alright? I told her I was, then she said, "then why am I the only one naked?" LOL We immediately got undressed, as she walked into the other room and pulled the futon matress onto the floor. We walked into the other room, she was lying on the matress, she pointed to her friend and said, "come here." I nearly came at the sound of her voice. I turned and grabbed the camera and snapped pictures as he laid down beside her. As she rolled on top of him. As she slid down his body and took his cock into her mouth. She sucked him for the next 5 minutes as i snapped pics and recorded the action. He moaned loudly, and at one point he told me how lucky i was as this was the first time she had ever given him a BJ. :) I then moved in and positioned myself beside her and she turned and took me into her mouth. She spent a few min. going back/forth, then he moved away to watch (calm down). After his breather, he asked, "Jay, would you mind if I fuck your wife?" All action stopped at that point. Her eyes were focused on me. He was waiting for an answer, time stood still. I finally said, "yes", as I sat back from the matress. I watched as he slid up her body, her legs spread wide in the air, he gave her a kiss, her body under his. He pushes up, onto his arms and thrusts, her eyes went to the back of her head and she took a deep gasping breath, as plunged fully inside of her. I just sat back and watched as he pulled out and thrust in again, and again, and again, until they had developed a rythem. I watched as another man fucked my wife. For maybe 5 minutes, that felt like an hour I watched, then as he was fucking her, i crawled over and kissed her. He continued to pump her as my tougue darted in and out of her hot, gasping, groaning mouth. He finally pulled out, again to calm down (i think) and I moved in. I mounted her and continued the thrusting. He then moved forward and knelt beside her face at which time she again took him into her mouth. She sucked with such passion as I fucked her and enjoyed the show of my wife, my bride sucked another guy deep into her throat. Nearing climax, I pulled out (to calm down), he moves back down turns her over and enters her pussy from behind. His balls slapping against the back of her legs. He lasted maybe another minute before she screamed out in one final orgasm and he eventually pulled out and shot a load over her ass and onto her back. I walked to the kitchen and got a warm wet cloth, came in and he wiped clean her skin. I then turned her over, put her legs over my shouders and fucked her hard. It didn't take long until I shot my load and filled her up inside. We all collapsed onto the matress and rested for a few minutes. She was the first to get up to go to the bathroom. He and I dressed as, he again told me that she had done things today that he would never imagine her doing. :) We talked for a few more min. She gave him a long good bye kiss and he left. I took her to the bathroom and ran her a warm bubble bath and lit some candles. That night, although a bit sore, we fucked again recounting the events of earlier in the day.

Great story...Had me hard the entire time. Now all we need are more pictures of your nekkid wife!!
 
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got a head job by my sister while waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up...
yeah I lived a sheltered life.
 
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got a head job by my sister while waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up...
yeah I lived a sheltered life.



Was you sister's blowjob as "GOOD" as your girlfriend?

What did you do to THANK HER?
 
When I was younger, a lot younger, I was at a church lock-in. There was a girl that had flirted with me in a class we both had at school. We had been at the event for about four hours, our group watched movies and played board games to that point. It was late and a majority of the attendees were settling down for a nap. The girl and I chose a slightly secluded spot under the foosball table. We were very close to each other and I swallowed my shyness and slid my hand down the front of her pajama pants. She covered her mouth with a blanket as I slowly and gently massaged her clit. I moved my fingers faster until she reached down and grabbed my wrist to stop me. She then leaned in and whispered for me to meet her in the bathroom downstairs. She got up first and quietly made her way down to the abandoned first floor. After a few minutes I did the same and met her as we agreed. She leaned against the large sink and slide down her pajamas, revealing she wasn't wearing underwear and looked at me and whispered, "fuck me baby!" I hesitated a little and pulled out my raging cock and stepped behind her. She then guided my cock to her ass and moaned as I slid it in nice and deep, using a few mouthfuls of spit rubbed all over my member. I was young as I mentioned earlier and only lasted about five or so minutes until she told me to pull out and cum in her mouth. After I was done she sat on the counter as I ate her pussy and ass until she squirted all over my face.


AWESOME story....

Has me hard the whole time!
 
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