King Orfeo

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I'm hoping that he'll come back soon.

He used to come up with interesting threads and posts, and helped move the Board in the right direction.

Too many good posters ceased posting, only to be replaced by alts and stalkers who keep dumbing down the Board.
 
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I'm hoping that he'll come back soon.

He used to come up with interesting threads and posts, and helped move the Board in the right direction.

Too many good posters ceased posting, only to be replaced by alts and stalkers who keep dumbing down the Board.

He probably went where grown ups have civilized discourse and scintillating, titillating conversations while sipping a fine wine and savouring the stimulation to his mind and if he's lucky some stirrings in his nether regions.

Aka his tonsil tickler.

Or


Action Jackson
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper

sigh
 
He probably went where grown ups have civilized discourse and scintillating, titillating conversations while sipping a fine wine and savouring the stimulation to his mind and if he's lucky some stirrings in his nether regions.

Aka his tonsil tickler.

Or


Action Jackson
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper

sigh




Add: Pork Sword.



tyvm . . . .



:D



http://68.media.tumblr.com/ca01f0b265bd4da556481e838916f31a/tumblr_n8anreYetT1r9x3w6o1_500.jpg
 
I'm hoping that he'll come back soon.

He used to come up with interesting threads and posts, and helped move the Board in the right direction.

Too many good posters ceased posting, only to be replaced by alts and stalkers who keep dumbing down the Board.

Okay, Oreo. You can come back now.

The poor suffering hero...
 
He probably went where grown ups have civilized discourse and scintillating, titillating conversations while sipping a fine wine and savouring the stimulation to his mind and if he's lucky some stirrings in his nether regions.

Aka his tonsil tickler.

Or


Action Jackson
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper

sigh

You forgot "Fart Plug":(
 
KO has never posted anything interesting or coherent. I suspect he's impatient again.
 
He's an idiot who has a limited set of skills at Lit. Hating conservatives, posting obits and predilection. He was celebrating the Clinton win for months telling us if she lost, he would leave for a year. Then he, like so many others were gobsmacked after having already started their celebratory threads in the weeks prior to the actual vote.


Now he's posting Trumpire...


Like we don't know.
 
He's an idiot who has a limited set of skills at Lit. Hating conservatives, posting obits and predilection. He was celebrating the Clinton win for months telling us if she lost, he would leave for a year. Then he, like so many others were gobsmacked after having already started their celebratory threads in the weeks prior to the actual vote.


Now he's posting Trumpire...


Like we don't know.

Oh, another poor presumptuous snowflake caught up in fanciful assumptions about his political clairvoyance. I know the type: :D

http://s2.madeformums.com/uploads/images/large/17017.jpg
 
Yeah, right after the election, he became a seething volcano of C&P all directed at Trump...


He became the under-tipped room service equivalent of busybody.
 
Yes, he had that short phase of flooding the board with trolling threads.

But come on guys, admit that you secretly root for his return, and that you enjoyed the fights and teasing. Aren't you bored of trolling SgtSpiderman and phrodeau?

Some of the 'fights' and exchanges were hilarious!
 
Yes, he had that short phase of flooding the board with trolling threads.

But come on guys, admit that you secretly root for his return, and that you enjoyed the fights and teasing. Aren't you bored of trolling SgtSpiderman and phrodeau?

Some of the 'fights' and exchanges were hilarious!

Trolling them?

They're a constant source of humor. In fact they're probably the same person. There couldn't possibly be two people in the world that dense.
 
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Show us your schlong. :nana:


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It's a shame that FreudianSlit showed up just after Oreo was banned because I think the two of them really would have gotten along.

Weird that FreudianSlit has not commented on this thread because surely by now he's bumped into some of Oreo's great work?
 
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