Kilos of anger, resentment and pain

[freescorfr]

OK I'm a big man - like jazzmanjim's av looks like, so I can carry it but I've got as bit of spare flab . like 40 kilos spare.

Now I've done all this self-development, zen, being good to myself, happiness training. The only problem is that I can't undersatnd how the Buhdda sits like he does with a belly like that. The spacial geometry's all wrong.

So I know it's not kilos of anger, for I have none,
Nor kilos of resentment, since that's gone
Nor kilo's of guilt, since I'm reconciled
Nor of shame, 'cos I'm in Lit
Nor of debt, for my creditors have given up.

So what is it?


I do reckon every 20 kilos extra takes one inch off my willie length.

 

[Black_Bird]

Now I've done all this self-development, zen, being good to myself, happiness training. The only problem is that I can't undersatnd how the Buhdda sits like he does with a belly like that. The spacial geometry's all wrong.

The supposed "Buddha" you are looking at, the big fat happy version, is a Chinese good luck charm. This is what buddha is reported to look like:

http://www.buddhanet.net/lineart/buddhas/images/buddha01.jpg

If you see this man, kill him at once.

So what is it?

I do reckon every 20 kilos extra takes one inch off my willie length.

Um... maybe they are kilos of inaction? Or possibly kilos that were gifts from your mother and father. In either case, I wouldn't worry at all about your weight unless it is affecting your health.

 

[freescorfr]

Good "Buddha" , better spelling and sound advice.
My mum, my dad, and my kids are all gifted with skinniness, so I expect you are right, they gave it to me.

Health fine quite prepared to continue not to worry but what about the shortened willie?

 

[Black_Bird]

Health fine quite prepared to continue not to worry but what about the shortened willie?

Well, if you don't like it, you could always cut it off. If you were truly practicing nonattachment, you wouldn't be worried about it. Besides, your prick really *isn't* any smaller; it is only an illusion.

 

[freescorfr]

Not quite the sort of detatchment I'm aiming for Turdus_merula.

But your wisdom in this matter is greater than mine, I admit. I'm a charlatan. The most I've got in Zen terms is a few admirable Buddhist friends and a big Tibbetan temple nearby in Normandy. But I'm convinced by loads of it, just getting there slowly by my own path.

Good night!

 

[Black_Bird]

But your wisdom in this matter is greater than mine, I admit. I'm a charlatan. The most I've got in Zen terms is a few admirable Buddhist friends and a big Tibbetan temple nearby in Normandy. But I'm convinced by loads of it, just getting there slowly by my own path.

Good night!

Pft! I don't know a damn thing; I just make up shit as I go along... It isn't about who is more authentic or who is wiser, but rather it's all about what *you* get out of it.