Killing Kittens...

[bg23]

Don't kill the kittens!

 

[Guest]

i
feel
so
responsible
for
so
many
kitten
deaths
now......

 

[Honey123]

First it was hair on the hands....you would go blind....and now, it's killing kittens!!!!!!!

All those kitty cats....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I heard it works on Puppies too.

 

[Honey123]

NO!!

Puppies and Kitties...what next, men? OH, wait a minute!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

NO!!

Puppies and Kitties...what next, men? OH, wait a minute!!!!!

If only.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Wow... I'm surprised ther are any kittens left at all.

Maybe If we start a petition we could get God to transfer it from kittens to mosquitoes?

 

[Honey123]

Wow... I'm surprised ther are any kittens left at all.

Maybe If we start a petition we could get God to transfer it from kittens to mosquitoes?

Purrrrfect idea!

How's it going, stud?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Purrrrfect idea!

How's it going, stud?

Fabulous!

Sleep deprived, but still fabulous!

It's georgous here, 78 degrees and clear skies! Managed to spend almost the whole day outside so far, avoided all phone calls and meetings.

Loving life right now!

 

[Honey123]

Fabulous!

Sleep deprived, but still fabulous!

It's georgous here, 78 degrees and clear skies! Managed to spend almost the whole day outside so far, avoided all phone calls and meetings.

Loving life right now!

Nice!! Sorry about having no sleep...but you can do that at work, right? LOL

It's supposed to get to 85 by me...but I am in work!!!!

Sucks to be me right now!

 

[Guest]

You evil bastards!

If only I knew before...

Lou

P.S. Grand total of kittens I've murdered so far today: 6

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You evil bastards!

If only I knew before...

Lou

P.S. Grand total of kittens I've murdered so far today: 6

Do you type with a pencil between your teeth?

 

[Guest]

Do you type with a pencil between your teeth?

No, I have a long pointy nose.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I have a long pointy nose.

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

Ok...there has to be a way around this...think, think!!

masturbate >verb stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
-DERIVATIVES masturbation >noun masturbator >noun masturbatory >adjective.
-ORIGIN Latin masturbari.


Ok...it says with one's hand...so I can use another's hand...or my thighs squeezed together -- whaddya think????

 

[Guest]

Ok...there has to be a way around this...think, think!!

masturbate >verb stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
-DERIVATIVES masturbation >noun masturbator >noun masturbatory >adjective.
-ORIGIN Latin masturbari.


Ok...it says with one's hand...so I can use another's hand...or my thighs squeezed together -- whaddya think????

A prosthesis?

 

[Honey123]

A prosthesis?

Good...a dildo...vibe...

See, there is a way around it!!

NO more dead kitties or puppies...now to find a way to kill the men.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I gather that this thread is about kitten and masturbation. COnsidering that Hubby won't be here until the end of the summer - if I'm lucky! - I dare not click on that link.

I'm dependent on masturbation to get through the summer!


(THAT sounded terrible..!)

 

[Guest]

Good...a dildo...vibe...

See, there is a way around it!!

NO more dead kitties or puppies...now to find a way to kill the men.

PMSL!!!!

 

[Honey123]

I gather that this thread is about kitten and masturbation. COnsidering that Hubby won't be here until the end of the summer - if I'm lucky! - I dare not click on that link.

I'm dependent on masturbation to get through the summer!


(THAT sounded terrible..!)

Well, let's not pussy-foot around here, Flicka.. You know that SOUNDS NAUGHTY!!!!

How many times a day does one masturbate???

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, I don't know this "one", but me... whenever I feel like it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, I don't know this "one", but me... whenever I feel like it.

Don't sit next to me on the bus.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you're prudish, then don't look at me!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you're prudish, then don't look at me!

Then how do I take pictures for the "Swedish Girls Caught in the Act" site?