Kicking some Ass

[unusuallyconfused]

Have you ever kicked anyones ass? If so, How? and Why? What would make you use violence again? I'll kick your ass you mo-fo! Always wanted to say that.

I am athletic by nature so I was easily able to beat up my 16 year old sister when I was ten. I also used to throw my boyfriends in the air and drop em! I used to belong to the "Dirty Angels" which was a club of boys and I was the only girl as the toughest kids in elementary school. Stopped growing at 5'3" and haven't had the urge to anymore. I get even in more devious ways I guess!

It really was the best I could come up with on a late Friday, after my academy award winning performance yesterday, It's just so hard to compete.

 

[Mensa]

WWWHHHHEEEWWWW!!!

GEEZ! I dodged a bullet!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: WWWHHHHEEEWWWW!!!

GEEZ! I dodged a bullet!

lmao, no you dodged getting a knee in your groin. I so hate guns.

 

[Guest]

Once.....

and for looking at me









nah...


she was this bitchy little redhead who wanted to kick my ass because her boyfriend made up some stories........and I tried to ignore her and be nice...... five times she was up in my face and I wouldn't do it. I was too good for that...

but one day...she took it too far. I came to school the next day with my hair back.... my fingernails sharpened into points and clothes easy to kick ass in.

Needless to say...she never bothered me again.... and nobody has messed with me since.



But it takes a lot to piss me off

 

[Morden]

Well I don't usually have to resort to physical violence but how about a really funny story?

I was in training for Judo one class and I was paired up for grond work against a black belt. He thought he would be sneaky and used his elbow to try to keep me off gaurd. He burried it right in my solar and wouldnt' move it. Dind't bother me one bit though (have good strong tummy). So we were trying to get an advantage but he did something that made my stomach relax and he jammed his elbow into so naturally I farted. Of course after that I had to giggle. Well he got mad and kept his elbow in my stomach and sure enough I farted again, then giggled. this went on for about five minutes before the mat was cleared of the other 20 other students and he gave up.

 

[Mensa]

Are you sure you didn't clear the room?

Well I don't usually have to resort to physical violence but how about a really funny story?

I was in training for Judo one class and I was paired up for grond work against a black belt. He thought he would be sneaky and used his elbow to try to keep me off gaurd. He burried it right in my solar and wouldnt' move it. Dind't bother me one bit though (have good strong tummy). So we were trying to get an advantage but he did something that made my stomach relax and he jammed his elbow into so naturally I farted. Of course after that I had to giggle. Well he got mad and kept his elbow in my stomach and sure enough I farted again, then giggled. this went on for about five minutes before the mat was cleared of the other 20 other students and he gave up.

I think I know why they cleared the mat!

 

[Lightning]

Small & Smart Assed

I've always been smaller than most, but I've always had a big mouth. Some of the things I'm not proud of in my life are some of those fights, but I won some, lost most.

The best time though was when someone punched me square in the face, and I can barely remember it. It was like they barely hit me. Someone told me later that I can take a hit. I guess so, but it wouldn't be my normal way to deal with people.

Now that I've taken some Tae-kwon-do, and competed at tournaments, I can say that I like sparring, and especially catching people off-guard with my small size. It's fun!

But, if possible, I avoid outright confrontation at all costs.

 

[willywanker]

Wow, this takes me back!!!!!

Last serious ass kicking I did when I was 16 years old. A girl I had always had the hots for broke up with her long time boyfriend and I tried to make the most of it but they went back together again.

The next week, a 17 year old who knew the boyfriend didn't like me tried to start some trouble, but he tried to get the boyfriend to come after me. It was winter time and outside of school, I confronted him about it, he would not admit to it but after he left everyone was telling him what a chicken he had been.

I heard a shout and turned to see him running toward me. I started to take off my big heavy winter coat and was taking off my glasses when he jumped into the air, trying to knock me down. Instead, my fist caught his chin as he started down and it was over before it started. The boyfriend decided to just stay out of it too.

short trip down memory lane.

 

[Mistress]

A couple of times, I have a short temper fuse. I'm not that strong but piss me off and I can throw you threw a door. I"d rather not talk about what happened though....

 

[Lightning]

Temper...

A couple of times, I have a short temper fuse. I'm not that strong but piss me off and I can throw you threw a door. I"d rather not talk about what happened though....

I'll bet it's a cute temper though.

 

[Mistress]

Re: Temper...

I'll bet it's a cute temper though.

Ack, another person who would find me attractive when I'm angered! What is it about my temper that turns people on? LOL!

 

[Guest]

umm cuz they think you'll act like a wildcat in bed and maybe want to have a make up session? hehehehe

 

[Mistress]

umm cuz they think you'll act like a wildcat in bed and maybe want to have a make up session? hehehehe

MEEEOOOOWWW!

 

[Sensua]

When I was in 6th grade I was almost suspended from school for beating up EVERY boy in my class.

Imagine my surprise, when in 7th grade, no boys would ask me to dance!

 

[Chuckus]

Been in a few brawls in my day........

Funniest one I have been in would have to be kicking my big sister's boyfriends ass. I was 14 and he was 18. He pushed me around one too many times. We had words. He had the swollen/black eyes and a broken nose. He was the laughing stock at school and around my neck of the woods. A 14 year old kid kicked his ass badly and he was supposed to be some tough guy............

I think the most repetitive ass kicking I dealt out was to this kid who lived next door, every day on the bus ride home he would start running his mouth NON STOP and just egging it on. I musta broken his nose like 4 times in a year and a half, broken multiple fingers of his (teaching him not to tell me I was number one) and just endlessly beat his ass. He just kept egging it on, I tried to walk away numerous times yet he never learned that he was not going to win that battle anytime.

I think the worst ass kicking I have been involved in was when I was fighting this guy who had smacked a girl who happened to be my best friend. I was in a brawl with him when all of a sudden 3 guys start helping him by holding me while they took turns beating me to a pulp, although I must confess I left my mark on each of them.........at a later date, one by one they got some payback dished out on them.............

I have not been physically involved in a fight in many years and try not to as I took Judo and Tae Kwon Do for many many years, beginning in my mid teens. Couple that with all the "street" fights I have been in and I am a sleeper. I will walk away if I can, but if you give me no choice.......then you better be ready because I will dish out the punishment.

All in all, I am not a violent person, that is way to easy. The harder thing to do is to walk away and that takes a bigger person. Sometimes though you have no alternatives.......

 

[Lightning]

Temper...

MEEEOOOOWWW!

Oooh, you are cute when your dander is up.

 

[Morden]

Have to second that one Mistress a woman with an atitude is something I like. wierd but thats me

 

[p_p_man]

Did you have many pray?

I also used to throw my boyfriends in the air and drop em hard to compete.:[/B]