Keroin's "Farewell to Wannahockalugee" Party!

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I'm bringing a huge bottle of Grey Goose. I can share some but not enough for everyone. So bring your own. Party on the beach! :devil:
 
I'll pitch in a quart of the Mark, though reserving 3 ounces for my two drinks. Mixers - if any - should be provided by individual drinkers.

Oh, yeah, I'll bring a couple biiiiiiig bags of Frito Scoops and a gallon or so of homemade relatively mild guacamole. (Sorry for the hot-stuff lovers <pun intended>, but my reflux requires the mildness these days. If you want - or need - more heat, bring your own.)
 
I got the blender and an ice chest full of ice, tequila and all the makings of margaritas.

Plus I'll whip up some homemade pizzas with heaps of toppings.
 
I'll bring my half-gallon of the Goose and the fifth of Bacardi Razz I have. :D

Fire up the grill and I'll cook the steaks, I'm a pro (no bs here, I've been a grill cook at several restaurants for many years)
 
I'm thinking that a traditional Maine clambake with lobsters and clams cooked in a pit in the beach sand is in order here.

Washed down with bottles of Maine's own Shipyard Ale.

Followed by snifters of The Macallan 25 Year Old.
 
Cheese-filled crust? :: perk ::

This!

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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54 View Post
Cheese-filled crust? :: perk ::
Place your orders now and i will try to accommodate everyone.
One X-Large Cheese filled crust with Ham, Ground Beef, Bacon, Extra Cheese and Pinapple please.

I have actually never had cheese filled crust but it sounds so delicious!
 
I'll bring my half-gallon of the Goose and the fifth of Bacardi Razz I have. :D

Fire up the grill and I'll cook the steaks, I'm a pro (no bs here, I've been a grill cook at several restaurants for many years)

Steak? Pizza? Decisions. I can't make one. :(
 
Have some of each!
Oh. :eek:

I didn't want to look like a little piggy by doing that, but if you insist. I think perhaps I shall. Pizza can always be shared...steak, not so much!! Medium well please, marinated in only worchister sauce please.
 
Ooh, pets are welcome, too? I've always wanted to ride one of my horses on the beach! :D I'll also be bringing the makings for daiquiris and whatever dessert requests y'all might have. And my snorkeling equipment.

Don't mind the fat girl on the blonde horse traipsing up and down the beach, ok?
 
I won't bring my swimsuit - don't want to terrify the locals. :eek:

Plus, it's a convenient excuse if anyone wants me to get in the water. :D

I've got peanut butter cookies, too!
 
I'll bring a couple of cases of icy-cold Veuve Clicquot. Champagne makes me go all goofy :p

And I know a really good sushi chef - I might bring him along as well.
 
I have an extreme gag reflex in reaction to lugees or anything related. It's worse than the spider thing, so I'm afraid I can't stay.
 
I think I'll just bring myself ...

... and rope :D

Good enough for me!

Ooh, pets are welcome, too? I've always wanted to ride one of my horses on the beach! :D I'll also be bringing the makings for daiquiris and whatever dessert requests y'all might have. And my snorkeling equipment.

Don't mind the fat girl on the blonde horse traipsing up and down the beach, ok?

Bunny, my love, on this island, bigger is beeyooteefuller. Trust me, the island babes here will consider you underfed. The men will be falling all over your curvaceousness. Oh, and we do have a horse on the island, "Chuckles", I'm sure he'd love some company.

I won't bring my swimsuit - don't want to terrify the locals. :eek:

Plus, it's a convenient excuse if anyone wants me to get in the water. :D

I've got peanut butter cookies, too!

See above + I love peanut butter cookies! The ladies here commonly swim in their pareus. Only heathens, such as myself, expose skin at the beach. So no excuses!

I'll bring a couple of cases of icy-cold Veuve Clicquot. Champagne makes me go all goofy :p

And I know a really good sushi chef - I might bring him along as well.

Veuve & fresh mango juice...hmmmmm.

I have an extreme gag reflex in reaction to lugees or anything related. It's worse than the spider thing, so I'm afraid I can't stay.

Thanks for stopping in, though! Don't forget your complimentary mangoes before you leave. (Help yourself to an island rugby player, too. They're low fat and very tasty).
 
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See above + I love peanut butter cookies! The ladies here commonly swim in their pareus. Only heathens, such as myself, expose skin at the beach. So no excuses!

Not gonna. :p I will wear shorts and a tank top, though.
 
Good enough for me!

Any preference on the color? :)


Thanks for stopping in, though! Don't forget your complimentary mangoes before you leave. (Help yourself to an island rugby player, too. They're low fat and very tasty).

mmmmmm .... rugby players .... mmmmmm :D

I know it should be all about Keroin-san but ... right now ... I think I'm horny :eek:


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