Kaitlyn's Message Board

[RawHumor]

To actually address your comment - it would be helpful if there were actual "real sex" type tutorials out there. Not pornographic, but still explicit.

And I do think that kids growing up with access to porn 24/7 from anywhere that they can get WiFi or a signal on their phone is detrimental to everyone.

I disagree with what you said about the third window. I think a lot of guys (and possibly girls) believe the shit they see in porn. Thus the abundance of cock pics guys send to women out of the blue. The hot chick in the porn instantly became wet when she saw that guy's cock, so what's YOUR problem? At least, that's the best I can fathom as to why guys do it (unprompted).

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

To actually address your comment - it would be helpful if there were actual "real sex" type tutorials out there. Not pornographic, but still explicit.

And I do think that kids growing up with access to porn 24/7 from anywhere that they can get WiFi or a signal on their phone is detrimental to everyone.

I disagree with what you said about the third window. I think a lot of guys (and possibly girls) believe the shit they see in porn. Thus the abundance of cock pics guys send to women out of the blue. The hot chick in the porn instantly became wet when she saw that guy's cock, so what's YOUR problem? At least, that's the best I can fathom as to why guys do it (unprompted).

it really is one of the weirdest phenomenon I've ever seen. although, it's a pretty convenient way to get them to stop harassing you. if you tell them their dick looks weird, they call you a cunt and leave you alone. works every time.

there ARE, by the way, some REALLY helpful real sex tutorials. they're often hosted by porn stars, and a lot of the trickier things I know how to do I actually learned there. for example... there's a youtube video (I'd link it if I knew where it was) where a male porn star is explaining how to massage a guy's prostate. he's incredibly frank about it, and it was amazingly helpful. that's the sort of thing they need to teach in sex ed!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I just emptied all my messages, and now I'm realizing that there were a few people that I was supposed to reply to, and now I have no idea how to do that

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

oh man, that is sexy as fuck.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/b7f04db4e6485f5794b4ac0c015431b0/tumblr_o0z0o8F7TT1th97y1o1_500.jpg

 

[MrRetro]

oh man, that is sexy as fuck.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/b7f04db4e6485f5794b4ac0c015431b0/tumblr_o0z0o8F7TT1th97y1o1_500.jpg

Yes, I agree, the belly button piercing is very sexy..!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

just... rather than answer the same question over and over in messages, I should just type this here:

I'm actually Jewish. My big focus in my religion is more about love and respect and honoring the traditions of my faith as a way to live mindfully and to always be growing. I don't actually think in terms of the mythology of religion. I don't think that stuff actually matters.

But I'm a FAN of mythology and stories, and I always gravitate to the rebels. I have a dear place in my heart for anyone whose default position is with their middle finger up. So the CHARACTER of Satan always seems fun to me. Plus, modern satanism just seems to be a deliberately cheeky version of secular humanism, so I like it.

I'm sorry if that's not the way you see religion, but thankfully, no one ever said we had to agree on this stuff.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I've said this in a few places before... I know it's a little weird... but I kind of have a thing about sexy guys with prosthetic limbs.

It comes down to a guy from college. he was a war veteran, and he had a prosthetic leg. I saw him running on it in the gym on a treadmill, and there was something so boldly confident and strong about the way he was looking adversity right in it's face and making it his bitch... and then later I saw him sit down and take it off, and saw the shape of his leg, and there was something intensely vulnerable about it. The combination just gets me.

So yea... definitely dated THAT guy...

There's this series of photos of war veteran with prosthetic limbs by a photographer named Michael Stokes... and they absolute never fail to excite me.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/17/19/2A9F790E00000578-3165402-They_ve_got_personality_While_some_veterans_posed_to_look_tough_-a-14_1437157853672.jpg

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

Last night was certainly interesting.

I had a REALLY nice tinder date. The guy was great looking, and really funny, and very up front about the fact that he had only just installed the app while his wife was away for the weekend. I don't know what it is about married guys, but something just clicks on for me... I went down on him in the BAR. We wound up in the apartment he shared with his wife.

Guys that cheat regularly are boring. They're just horndogs, and I'm just a conquest... but guys that are usually totally faithful? They are just so STARVED. It's amazing that they even function.

He came, like, four times. I don't even think I need breakfast, I drank so much of it.

 

[danno99]

Last night was certainly interesting.

I had a REALLY nice tinder date. The guy was great looking, and really funny, and very up front about the fact that he had only just installed the app while his wife was away for the weekend. I don't know what it is about married guys, but something just clicks on for me... I went down on him in the BAR. We wound up in the apartment he shared with his wife.

Guys that cheat regularly are boring. They're just horndogs, and I'm just a conquest... but guys that are usually totally faithful? They are just so STARVED. It's amazing that they even function.

He came, like, four times. I don't even think I need breakfast, I drank so much of it.

naughty...I love it

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

naughty...I love it

I don't think of it as naughty at all. I think of it as being healthy, honest and open. If anything is naughty, it's suffering through a monogamous relationship when you're clearly desperate to fuck a stranger. Who benefits from that, not you, not your spouse, not the stranger... you're just stewing in a soup of lies. My way, everyone is happy and fufilled. What's naughty about that?

Also... I think I might know his wife. Not closely, but in a friend of a friend of a friend sort of way.

 

[danno99]

I don't think of it as naughty at all. I think of it as being healthy, honest and open. If anything is naughty, it's suffering through a monogamous relationship when you're clearly desperate to fuck a stranger. Who benefits from that, not you, not your spouse, not the stranger... you're just stewing in a soup of lies. My way, everyone is happy and fufilled. What's naughty about that?

Also... I think I might know his wife. Not closely, but in a friend of a friend of a friend sort of way.

I meant I liked your description of it.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I meant I liked your description of it.

Even still, there's nothing naughty about it. How could there be? I'm a grown woman. CHILDREN are naughty. Using it here implies that there are rules that i'm supposed to be following, but i'm not.

No one ever describes GUYS as naughty, you ever notice that?

 

[MrRetro]

Last night was certainly interesting.

I had a REALLY nice tinder date. The guy was great looking, and really funny, and very up front about the fact that he had only just installed the app while his wife was away for the weekend. I don't know what it is about married guys, but something just clicks on for me... I went down on him in the BAR. We wound up in the apartment he shared with his wife.

Guys that cheat regularly are boring. They're just horndogs, and I'm just a conquest... but guys that are usually totally faithful? They are just so STARVED. It's amazing that they even function.

He came, like, four times. I don't even think I need breakfast, I drank so much of it.

Wow, lucky guy..

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I'm late coming to this thread but I just had to comment! I've been through all your pages! I love how the ham peeks out from between the inner layers of cheese and the outer layers of bread! I would die to lick away your mayonnaise and be enticed by your fragrant mustard! Please keep posting! Signed, your new fan! Lol

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I'm late coming to this thread but I just had to comment! I've been through all your pages! I love how the ham peeks out from between the inner layers of cheese and the outer layers of bread! I would die to lick away your mayonnaise and be enticed by your fragrant mustard! Please keep posting! Signed, your new fan! Lol

Well that got weird...

 

[danno99]

Even still, there's nothing naughty about it. How could there be? I'm a grown woman. CHILDREN are naughty. Using it here implies that there are rules that i'm supposed to be following, but i'm not.

No one ever describes GUYS as naughty, you ever notice that?

Let me withdraw 'naughty' and replace it with 'sexy'. Poor choice of words on my part.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well that got weird...

My weird attempt at humor! Sheesh!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

My weird attempt at humor! Sheesh!

Can you imagine it, tho? That my whole ham sandwich plan wound up backfiring because it turned out one of you perverts was into that?

With all the messages that keep coming my way, I honestly wouldn't put it past you.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Can you imagine it, tho? That my whole ham sandwich plan wound up backfiring because it turned out one of you perverts was into that?

With all the messages that keep coming my way, I honestly wouldn't put it past you.

I Was going to say something about two slices of bread and mayo but thought better of it!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

You know what they say about a ham sandwich! It's no melon with a hole bored in it!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

You know what they say about a ham sandwich! It's no melon with a hole bored in it!

Dear lord!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

Somebody attacked ryan lochte on the set of dancing with the stars!

Ha HA!

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

holy...

 

[MrRetro]

holy...

Oh that is so hot..

 

[DarkSimian]

holy...

Oh, wow!