Youneverknow81
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Haha. Wow that is a good idea. I actually have a public speaking issue. Like I can speak to about 25 people at a time on a stage. More than that took great mental prep, almost trying to adapt a different persona. Part of that was usually using highly tinted glasses (generally to obscure me eyes some to hide that I was looking down and not at the audience) hence why I went into computers over stripping (Well that, the can't dance, and heels are really iffy thing) stripper still was the back up plan, and then I was left with no back up plan as I neared 30.
Good news is, I now have a back up plan. Ebay, reviewer, and Old chick, big boob fetish cam chick. I end up between jobs and stuck, I am calling my cam girl friends to learn where to start as I supplement eBay sales and manufacturers kick backs until I find an appropriate back up plan. Yippie.
And yes hubby, athletic type, fit long legs, it sucks giant donkey balls, trust me. I think he mistook the party type just dont eat look of the 90s and thought it was a natural athetism. Hell, i thought it was my natural build too so can't blame him. But fuck time, It is hard for me to keep a commitment i made 20 years ago lol. If he like falls off the face of the earth. Next man will be a chubby old chick chasing boob guy. I will so not make that mistake again lol.
Worth a shot! It’s amazing what that little barrier can do, look at fucking clowns, a little makeup and suddenly they can be creep assholes to everyone!
Bahahahahahaha! You’re hilarious but at the same time very right. You’d have a solid career ahead of you no doubt! Start pumping and bring the milk back and you could sell that for a good chunk of cash too, not to mention the extra videos sales!
Uhh you’d have no problem finding another man should a meteor hit your hubby, because there’s no way he’s letting you go without an act of god!