Youneverknow81
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Haha. Wow that is a good idea. I actually have a public speaking issue. Like I can speak to about 25 people at a time on a stage. More than that took great mental prep, almost trying to adapt a different persona. Part of that was usually using highly tinted glasses (generally to obscure me eyes some to hide that I was looking down and not at the audience) hence why I went into computers over stripping (Well that, the can't dance, and heels are really iffy thing) stripper still was the back up plan, and then I was left with no back up plan as I neared 30.
Good news is, I now have a back up plan. Ebay, reviewer, and Old chick, big boob fetish cam chick. I end up between jobs and stuck, I am calling my cam girl friends to learn where to start as I supplement eBay sales and manufacturers kick backs until I find an appropriate back up plan. Yippie.
And yes hubby, athletic type, fit long legs, it sucks giant donkey balls, trust me. I think he mistook the party type just dont eat look of the 90s and thought it was a natural athetism. Hell, i thought it was my natural build too so can't blame him. But fuck time, It is hard for me to keep a commitment i made 20 years ago lol. If he like falls off the face of the earth. Next man will be a chubby old chick chasing boob guy. I will so not make that mistake again lol.
Worth a shot! It’s amazing what that little barrier can do, look at fucking clowns, a little makeup and suddenly they can be creep assholes to everyone!
Bahahahahahaha! You’re hilarious but at the same time very right. You’d have a solid career ahead of you no doubt! Start pumping and bring the milk back and you could sell that for a good chunk of cash too, not to mention the extra videos sales!
Uhh you’d have no problem finding another man should a meteor hit your hubby, because there’s no way he’s letting you go without an act of god!


And then you could return the favor. (all in my fantasies of course, but what the hell)