Just who does he think he is......?

[DopeyAngel]

My computer that is..........sometimes he's so polite, asking me if I want to save any work before I go for my coffee but sometimes he just takes the piss.......'Restart your computer immediately'......no explanation just irrational bloody mood swings.......I wouldn't let any man treat me the way my computer does.......anyone else having relationship counselling with their computer or is it just me?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Carp]

As soon as I installed windows 2000, my computer became much less emotional. 'Course, it lost a lot of personality, but it never crashes anymore.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

My computer that is..........sometimes he's so polite, asking me if I want to save any work before I go for my coffee but sometimes he just takes the piss.......'Restart your computer immediately'......no explanation just irrational bloody mood swings.......I wouldn't let any man treat me the way my computer does.......anyone else having relationship counselling with their computer or is it just me?

Uh, judging by your description, your computer may be female.

A male computer would not have mood swings. It might get lost on the internet and refuse to use a search engine. It might spend all day at porn sites or sports sites with other computers, but the mood swings and sudden pissing sound more female to me.

 

[DopeyAngel]

I didn't want to go into the details of him sitting on the sofa and farting and burping all day but.........the computer is definately MALE sorry to disappoint but he pisses all around the bathroom floor too........

 

[Ginny]

Hey Dopey!

nice to see ya back.....

 

[Problem Child]

As soon as I installed windows 2000, my computer became much less emotional. 'Course, it lost a lot of personality, but it never crashes anymore.

Amen.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I didn't want to go into the details of him sitting on the sofa and farting and burping all day but.........the computer is definately MALE sorry to disappoint but he pisses all around the bathroom floor too........

Hmmm. Actually, the computer sounds very talented.

 

[DéjàNu]

you are not an isolated case... I think Rubyfruit too has some issue with her computer too.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=141059

 

[DopeyAngel]

Hey Ginny.......nice to see everyone.......feeling a bit intimidated by all the big posters, I have been here a while but don't post much......nice that someone remembers me......I missed you all..............


He certainly has talent.......he can crash and open a can of beer at the same time.......with just one mouse

 

[Nora]

I vote for beating it into submission. Oh, I've tried all the things our mothers taught us...be kind, feed it's ego, stroke it, pamper it, make sure it's got cookies whenever it wants them...but nooooo! They're still moody bastards who deserve nothing more than to be bitchslapped on a regular basis.

 

[DopeyAngel]

Nora you are so right..............hmmmm tried that now it sounds like a helicopter taking off every time I load a new page......damnit..........temperamental bastard.......

at least i'm not alone thanx deja........

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

He certainly has talent.......he can crash and open a can of beer at the same time.......with just one mouse

Wow. That is much better than me. I heard that somebody found a mouse in their beer can once though. I can also crash if I have too many cans of beer.


Is that even close?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I vote for beating it into submission. Oh, I've tried all the things our mothers taught us...be kind, feed it's ego, stroke it, pamper it, make sure it's got cookies whenever it wants them...but nooooo! They're still moody bastards who deserve nothing more than to be bitchslapped on a regular basis.

You say "bitchslapped" like its a bad thing.

 

[DopeyAngel]

I'm sorry hun.........you just don't match up.........but you're not a product of 1998 (are you?!)..........just not as advanced, they have all these new fangled thingies these days...........