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LadyJeanne
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SeaCat said:
Dare I say it?
PMSL!!!
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cheerful_deviant
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Dranoel said:
Think Cheerios used that pic on the front of the box?
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cheerful_deviant said:Think Cheerios used that pic on the front of the box?
All things considered I'm surprised she didn't deep throat it.
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After the Southern jokes, I decided to post something from my collection about English Northerners. Is Alex De Kok around?
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Where did you get that cow?
Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota, so he drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. But milk comes out, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.
He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."
Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota, so he drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. But milk comes out, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.
He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."
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Bad taste alert!
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I'll get me coat.
To apologise for that:
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I'll get me coat.
To apologise for that:
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Lisa Denton said:
I'm part way through writing a very funny story.. I rarely laugh, but some of the stuff I'm writing now actually makes me lol -- that may sound arrogant, but, hell it's true.
If that doesn't make you laugh, I'll show you my cock. That will make you laugh -- it has a "knock knock" joke tatooed along the shaft.
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Dranoel said:
That is some punishment. <chuckles>
Lisa Denton
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In love with your X ?
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Try thishttp://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/289-ihatemyx.jpg
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Try thishttp://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/289-ihatemyx.jpg
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