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Re: Real cute
OMG! That is wild! I love tats, but don't think I'd go that far. Thanks for the smile
jjcakin said:
OMG! That is wild! I love tats, but don't think I'd go that far. Thanks for the smile
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An elderly couple
A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
An elderly couple
A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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Re: Real cute
EWW... a dildo grill? I think I'd prefer hot dogs
Seriously though, I don't think my beloved saldne has any need for dildo girl... and neither do I.
We're plenty enough for each other!
jjcakin said:Would you rather have my dildo gril visit you?
EWW... a dildo grill? I think I'd prefer hot dogs
Seriously though, I don't think my beloved saldne has any need for dildo girl... and neither do I.
We're plenty enough for each other!
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Re: Re: Real cute
I think that looks more like an airbrush job than a tat.
I could be wrong, but I dunno...
saldne said:OMG! That is wild! I love tats, but don't think I'd go that far. Thanks for the smile
I think that looks more like an airbrush job than a tat.
I could be wrong, but I dunno...
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Hey nothing said here is to be taken personal, this is just for LAFFS, no one wants to come between you, besides I'm old and 3000 miles away, thanks for responding
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She's carrying a nice lolly pop on her belt, did you see it?Luv2PleasureF said:EWW... a dildo grill? I think I'd prefer hot dogs
Seriously though, I don't think my beloved saldne has any need for dildo girl... and neither do I.
We're plenty enough for each other!
Hey nothing said here is to be taken personal, this is just for LAFFS, no one wants to come between you, besides I'm old and 3000 miles away, thanks for responding
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Oh, I feel like an idiot now. <grins> I hate to admit any man is right. It's an airbrush job
Luv2PleasureF said:
Oh, I feel like an idiot now. <grins> I hate to admit any man is right. It's an airbrush job
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<drops jaw>
LMAO!!
jjcakin said:Would you rather have my dildo gril visit you?
<drops jaw>
LMAO!!
Coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
" I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
" I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
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jjcakin said:
LOL! I wonder if there would be much difficulty having sex with that? <chuckles>
You could always grease up the inside of her ass cheeks and rub up and down, sliding your shaft....Oh, I'm going to stop!
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I heard some were that you dip it in flour and Hit the Wet spot.
saldne said:LOL! I wonder if there would be much difficulty having sex with that? <chuckles>
You could always grease up the inside of her ass cheeks and rub up and down, sliding your shaft....Oh, I'm going to stop!
I heard some were that you dip it in flour and Hit the Wet spot.
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Omg! That was too darn funny, jj! I needed a good laugh!
Thank you
jjcakin said:
Omg! That was too darn funny, jj! I needed a good laugh!
Thank you
