Just For Fun, Places To Have Sex List

[RicoLouis]

1. In A Bed
2. On Pool Table
3. In an elevator
4. In a changing room at the mall
5. On A Swing
6. On A Trampoline
7. On The Washing Machine
8. On The Beach
9. In Car
10. On An Airplane
11. ?

 

[_Lynn_]

In a hammock

 

[voluptuary_manque]

1. In A Bed
2. On Pool Table
3. In an elevator
4. In a changing room at the mall
5. On A Swing
6. On A Trampoline
7. On The Washing Machine
8. On The Beach
9. In Car
10. On An Airplane
11. ?

Is this a choice of where you'd like to have sex or where you have had sex?

 

[Carnevil9]

Sounds like a good start for an erotic version of "Green Eggs and Ham."

How about on a boat, in a hot tub, on an exercise cycle, in the back of a greyhound bus, in a closet, on a conference room table, on a golf course, under the bleachers at a ball park, on a Ferris wheel, in a restaurant, etc......

 

[desertslave]

In the ocean
Over a desk
at the edge of a swimming pool (yeah, I have a water fetish)
bent over a step ladder
on the roof of an office building (with taller buildings nearby, for fun)

 

[MasterOfUrMind]

Some of Places I've Had Sex (that haven't already been mentioned):
On a couch
In a chair
On the floor
Against the wall
On a jungle gym
In a classroom
On a dining room table
In a laundry room (in a apartment complex)
In a stairwell (at the same complex)
In front of a large window with no curtains overlooking a parking lot
In the coat room at a wedding reception
In a two-door Ford Escort (where there's a will...)
In a tent

Other Possibilities:
On a train
On a subway
On stage
In the woods
In the park
On the front lawn (risky, but exciting)
In a submarine
In a museum
At the library
On the sidewalk
In the middle of the street
In a tree (?)
In the bushes
In the bathroom
On the kitchen counter

 

[rgraham666]

I've never bothered to keep track. I was kind of busy.

 

[oggbashan]

In a pothole
On a sea stack
On a surfboard
Underwater with snorkels
In a tank (ex-WWII)
In an igloo
While chimneying up a rock cleft
In a rowing eight
On the roof of a car
On a roof of a house

Og

 

[Liar]

Weird places to have sex:


Witness booth

Unicycle

Maternity ward restroom

Belgium

 

[TE999]

I was a part-time salesperson at Sears while going to college.

One evening I was working in Sporting Goods where several tents were displayed on the floor with phony campfires, etc.

A buddy of mine noticed one of the four person tents moving, so we crept up and looked in the window flaps.

Two teenagers were in there fucking like jackrabbits. We watched for a minute or two and crept away. A few minutes later the couple emerged, adjusted their clothing and walked off.

We laughed about that for days.

 

[Tricialen]

Men's bathroom, Officers Club, Naval Security Station Edzel, Scotland....ummm

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Men's bathroom, Officers Club, Naval Security Station Edzel, Scotland....ummm

Under the bridge between the main sidewalk and the university med center

Under and between the planting boxes in the experimental greenhouses

Beneath the palm trees in front of the historic Citris Experiment Center at UCR

In an egg processing shed

In a tent with both kids asleep next to us

Below the waterline on a river cruise ship

On the kitchen table


But mostly in bed. It's more comfortable, that way.

 

[Tricialen]

Under the bridge between the main sidewalk and the university med center

Under and between the planting boxes in the experimental greenhouses

Beneath the palm trees in front of the historic Citris Experiment Center at UCR

In an egg processing shed

In a tent with both kids asleep next to us

Below the waterline on a river cruise ship

On the kitchen table


But mostly in bed. It's more comfortable, that way.

True...but when you're young and in love and passion overtakes you........

 

[voluptuary_manque]

True...but when you're young and in love and passion overtakes you........

That's why all the stuff around the uni. The greenhouses were the best. There's something about the smell of all the growth and lush fecundity . . .

 

[Tricialen]

That's why all the stuff around the uni. The greenhouses were the best. There's something about the smell of all the growth and lush fecundity . . .

That is true too.....but not a greenhouse....a field of wildflowers on a blanket in the warm afternoon.............

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That is true too.....but not a greenhouse....a field of wildflowers on a blanket in the warm afternoon.............

Sounds like fun. Perhaps when I get the teardrop trailer built . . .

 

[Tricialen]

Sounds like fun. Perhaps when I get the teardrop trailer built . . .

Why wait? Where's your sense of adventure?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Why wait? Where's your sense of adventure?

It's going to the Arctic in a couple of weeks. Besides, on this coast, the wildflower season is long over. We got the browns and the dries, now.

 

[jomar]

Centerfield

On the beach

 

[Tricialen]

It's going to the Arctic in a couple of weeks. Besides, on this coast, the wildflower season is long over. We got the browns and the dries, now.

I'll bet it's still cold in the Artic....good thing you're equipped to umm keep warm

 

[Elianna]

A couple to add...

On the piano
On a raft going down the Colorado
In the light booth during a symphony concert

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'll bet it's still cold in the Artic....good thing you're equipped to umm keep warm

Yeah, it'll be good to be home prowling the ice flows, taking down muskox with my claws, forking Arctic char out of the frigid waters. It's where a bear can be a bear with none of those sissified trimmings . . . except for hot showers. Those ain't luxuries any more!

 

[Iamcanadian28]

How about on a balcony overlooking Niagara falls.

 

[Tricialen]

A warm, cozy cottage in the Scottish Highlands...sigh...

 

[secretme]

Sounds like a good start for an erotic version of "Green Eggs and Ham."

How about on a boat, in a hot tub, on an exercise cycle, in the back of a greyhound bus, in a closet, on a conference room table, on a golf course, under the bleachers at a ball park, on a Ferris wheel, in a restaurant, etc......

I would f*** you in a box.
I would f*** you with a fox.
I would f*** you in a house.
I would f*** you with a mouse.
I would f*** you here or there.
I would f*** you anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
but, I would f*** you, Sam-I-am




I couldn't help it, I'm drunk... and currently ROTFL