Just a little Collarme rant

[DVS]

And you didn't because...?

Fury

Well, you see, I remember a thread where you were posting that if someone slapped you, you'd have to slap back. God knows what you'd do k if pinched. I have to think of my own personal beauty, when I can.

If I had a paddle, that would be totally different. I'd have a weapon and I know how to use it.

I did have my violet wand with me, but those halls there don't have eny plug ins. Cheap place, Collarme is.

 

[DVS]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/33486/q/dvs/default.htm

Now honestly...does this guy sound pompous to you?

 

[graceanne]

Now honestly...does this guy sound pompous to you?

Nope. But then you know how confusing I find it that no one's let you claim them yet. lol I need to start making friends with subs in that area. I know that some of the best people I meet are to shy to post something on collarme. Unfortunately, none of them are in your area. *sigh*

 

[graceanne]

I think I know her problem - she's stupid and your profile pointed that out to her.

Remember when I said that your profile was kinda long, and that might turn some subs off, and you said that you didn't care, you didn't want that kinda sub anyway? (The kind that's turned off by having to read your profile.)

Well, you jsut found that kind. She doesn't have the brains or attention span to read your entire profile, and that made her feel as stupid as she is. Hence why she attacked you the way she did.

 

[DVS]

Another thought: I received a reply from a guy up your way. His idea of a date included having me suck on a door knob, while he took a shower.

Ouch. Really? Was the door knob at least in the shower with him?

See, we mid-westerners are kinky. (that guy sounds a bit strange, though)

and, can you get a door knob in your mouth? Or should I say, can you get it in your mouth and then OUT again?

 

[FurryFury]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/33486/q/dvs/default.htm

Thanks beautiful Graceanne!

I like your profile a lot DVS!

I particularly like the part of flexibility. I think people are far too quick to judge and put limits these days, limiting thier chances and others but as I say I tend to be easy.

If I were looking and in your area or flexible to a move I would totally ping ya!

Fury

 

[hazel43]

I guess he would be able to immagine the intense level of submission as he showered. He would feel like he could make me do anything he wanted?

Truely midwesterners can have a kinky streak if they will allow themselves to admit it.

I have no desire to suck on a door knob.

 

[Vixandra]

hazel- that's very very strange. A doornob?


DVS- spiffy profile, I see nothing wrong with it.
Were I a sub gal in that area seeking, I'd shoot you a message.


Found the girl I may have some day, after she gets through school on Collarme.com. *sighs* Damn Sacramento's too far away these days.

 

[DVS]

Nope. But then you know how confusing I find it that no one's let you claim them yet. lol I need to start making friends with subs in that area. I know that some of the best people I meet are to shy to post something on collarme. Unfortunately, none of them are in your area. *sigh*

I'm really a nice guy. I just carry an electrified stick...oh, and a jar of lube.

iI've noticed that my area of the country has subs posting, but many of them are in small towns, that aren't really that close to me. And, some are over by St. Louis. St. Louis isn't that close, either. It's on the other firggin' side of the state. Yep, I'm cheap.

I've been trying to change the mind of an old sub. She pretty much gave up being a sub for being a granny. Yes, it's sad. She'd rather take care of her grand kids than let me spank her naked ass. I just don't understand it. Women! You're just too nurturing.

 

[FurryFury]

Well, you see, I remember a thread where you were posting that if someone slapped you, you'd have to slap back. God knows what you'd do k if pinched. I have to think of my own personal beauty, when I can.

If I had a paddle, that would be totally different. I'd have a weapon and I know how to use it.

I did have my violet wand with me, but those halls there don't have eny plug ins. Cheap place, Collarme is.

I believe I said I might slap back and that I wasn't sure what I'd do because that is a big emotional trigger in my book, but now I do like to pinch. I like to be pinched and that I do know! Is that a problem?

I love paddles too. I WANT a violet wand!

Damn.

*sniffles*

Fury

 

[hazel43]

To me, collarme seems to be a dangerous place. One guy there wants to have two slaves that he eventualy intends to brand.

 

[DVS]

To me, collarme seems to be a dangerous place. One guy there wants to have two slaves that he eventualy intends to brand.

Well, you do have to filter out the herd, and keep the good ones.

In case you were wondering...you can brand someone with a violet wand. You have to tie them down, so they don't move, but it's possible.

No, I've never done it. I've always wondered what it would be like to write my name on the ass of someone I just used.

I bet there would be a lot of screaming going on during that.


Now, the branding this guy is talking about...a real branding iron? Ouch!

 

[DVS]

I believe I said I might slap back and that I wasn't sure what I'd do because that is a big emotional trigger in my book, but now I do like to pinch. I like to be pinched and that I do know! Is that a problem?

I love paddles too. I WANT a violet wand!

Damn.

*sniffles*

Fury

I used to have a girlfriend that I liked to pinch her ass all the time. I'd do it when we were with other people, but these other people couldn't see what I was doing. All they knew was she would jump and say "ouch" a lot. Oh, she would usually take a swing at me, too.

My wand cost over $400, but that was when I had money. Now, if I had to come up with some fast cash, I'd never sell that wand. It's well made and there are some nice kinky attachments. And, anything metal can be used as an attachment, anyway. A fork, a spoon...you can brand someone using a dental tool, a steady hand and the wand turned up all the way.

 

[brioche]

Well, you do have to filter out the herd, and keep the good ones.

In case you were wondering...you can brand someone with a violet wand. You have to tie them down, so they don't move, but it's possible.

No, I've never done it. I've always wondered what it would be like to write my name on the ass of someone I just used.

I bet there would be a lot of screaming going on during that.


Now, the branding this guy is talking about...a real branding iron? Ouch!

Yipes!

Lot of insomniacs up tonight , huh?

 

[DVS]

Yipes!

Lot of insomniacs up tonight , huh?

I'm on vacation.

 

[graceanne]

I'm really a nice guy. I just carry an electrified stick...oh, and a jar of lube.

But that's one of the great things about you!

And I'm up cause (a) it's only 11:50 my time, (b) it's movie night. On fridays I let the kids stay up till midnight watching movies, and then they get to sleep in the living room.

 

[hazel43]

Well, you do have to filter out the herd, and keep the good ones.

In case you were wondering...you can brand someone with a violet wand. You have to tie them down, so they don't move, but it's possible.

No, I've never done it. I've always wondered what it would be like to write my name on the ass of someone I just used.

I bet there would be a lot of screaming going on during that.


Now, the branding this guy is talking about...a real branding iron? Ouch!

Yep, the guy describes his entire desired scenario right there in his profile.

The hot iron would be faster then the electric wand. But the wound would probably be much worse.

It seems that a tattoo or a piercing should be sufficient as a perminant mark of "ownership" by a Dom.

 

[brioche]

But that's one of the great things about you!

And I'm up cause (a) it's only 11:50 my time, (b) it's movie night. On fridays I let the kids stay up till midnight watching movies, and then they get to sleep in the living room.

Oh. It's 2:59 here.

 

[hazel43]

Early on a Saturday morning...

 

[brioche]

Early on a Saturday morning...

Yeppers. At this rate i'll take my morning pills before i go to sleep!

 

[DVS]

Yep, the guy describes his entire desired scenario right there in his profile.

The hot iron would be faster then the electric wand. But the wound would probably be much worse.

It seems that a tattoo or a piercing should be sufficient as a perminant mark of "ownership" by a Dom.

Yep, sounds like a weirdo. I wonder if he wears a cowboy hat?

As for permanant marks, I don't really need to make them...but if someone wants one, I like to make my women happy.

I like to leave my mark on her mind. Those are the most lasting marks, if you ask me. They are also the most fun.

 

[DVS]

Oh. It's 2:59 here.

It's about 2:10 here, now. All we'd need is mountain time and we have the whole country covered.

 

[brioche]

It's about 2:10 here, now. All we'd need is mountain time and we have the whole country covered.

lol. Well, after tomorrow it will be 1 hour earlier

 

[DVS]

lol. Well, after tomorrow it will be 1 hour earlier

we go back to standard time, tomorrow? I haven't even heard it advertised. I guess they think we're getting so good at it, they don't need to remind us. But, it's always on a Saturday night.

 

[brioche]

we go back to standard time, tomorrow? I haven't even heard it advertised. I guess they think we're getting so good at it, they don't need to remind us. But, it's always on a Saturday night.

Here, we fall back the last weekend in October. Don't know if it's different for you in the US.