Just a little Collarme rant

[graceanne]

Uh huh! Well maybe not that exactly but your mind works in such deliviously twisted ways that I knew you'd come up with something interesting and worth reading!

Perv.

 

[DVS]

Perv.

Funny...you're always there to say perv and add the to it. I'd say it takes one to know one. And, you seem to know all of them, so that must make you a major perv. That gets two of these.

 

[graceanne]

Funny...you're always there to say perv and add the to it. I'd say it takes one to know one. And, you seem to know all of them, so that must make you a major perv. That gets two of these.

I can't be a perv - I'm only in pergatory. Didn't you see the 'what level of hell are you going to' thread?

 

[caela]

Perv.

Yep I admit it! But I think DVS is right and it takes one to know one even if you're only scheduled to go to purgatory.

 

[graceanne]

Yep I admit it! But I think DVS is right and it takes one to know one even if you're only scheduled to go to purgatory.

*bats eyes innocently*

 

[caela]

*bats eyes innocently*

~giggles~ That doesn't work any better for you than it does for me. I usually cheat and pass out cookies or brownies with it to try and up the sweet domestic factor.

 

[h_i_s]

*bats eyes innocently*

That halo is held on by duct tape. It's a disguise, i tell ya.

 

[graceanne]

That halo is held on by duct tape. It's a disguise, i tell ya.

You'll never know . . .

 

[h_i_s]

You'll never know . . .

Pfft .. i DO know!!!
mine wiggles the same exact way when i bat my lashes, too ....... hehe

 

[DVS]

Ya' know...I think I found my true sub. That is, if I can just get her to relocate.

Here she is on collarme

So, wadja all think? I don't think she's pompous. Well, maybe just a little bit.

 

[caela]

Ya' know...I think I found my true sub. That is, if I can just get her to relocate.

Here she is on collarme

So, wadja all think? I don't think she's pompous. Well, maybe just a little bit.

OMG! Words just wouldn't do her justice DVS.

Goes back to read it again cause that was hilarious!

 

[Private_Label]

Ya' know...I think I found my true sub. That is, if I can just get her to relocate.

Here she is on collarme

So, wadja all think? I don't think she's pompous. Well, maybe just a little bit.

She's bald and needs banana clips for her non-hair.. LOL... At 5'5" and 105 lbs, she must look like Twiggie's little sister.

 

[babiesmiles]

She's bald and needs banana clips for her non-hair.. LOL...

I don't think she was talking about hair ..... but about hair , wasn't she ??

 

[sunfox]

That was the best collarme post I've ever seen.

*stalks babiesmiles while she's here*

 

[graceanne]

LOL I love it! I even had to send her a PM to tell her so.

 

[DVS]

LOL I love it! I even had to send her a PM to tell her so.

Has it creeped into anybody's head that everything is correct EXCEPT the picture?

I'm always the devil's advocate.

Me ===> Him ===>

 

[His_pita]

That was hilarious!

I did think it might not be her picture too. With a profile like that it would be hard to take anything she says seriously.

 

[DVS]

That was hilarious!

I did think it might not be her picture too. With a profile like that it would be hard to take anything she says seriously.

And how do you know it is even a...her?

 

[His_pita]

And how do you know it is even a...her?

Didn't even think of that one! I do wonder how much mail she/he gets. It reads like something a troll would do.

 

[babiesmiles]

*stalks babiesmiles while she's here*

It is an honour for me

 

[Miss Diva]

This is not about Collarme but more about meeting a potential Dom. So I met this guy at Tim Horton's and we went sat in my car because well we did not want to have the conversation we were going to have in front of everyone.

He says he is Dom and a leader. I asked about his experience, has he read anything, been to any sites. And he says no. Ok no problem.

But he was shocked that I was so well informed about safe words, safe calls, that I went on the Internet to get the information I needed, I was part of a chat room about BDSM, that I had friends (you guys) that were in the lifestyle.

He did tell me he went on the Internet to look at porn and I was thinking "you never wanted to know more about bdsm?"

Don't get me wrong, it did not bother me that we was not "bdsm-aware". Teaching goes both ways, but he was shocked that I knew so much and I only consider myself barely aware.

Anyways he wanted to rent a hotel room because his female roommate was home (I told him clearly he needed to be single). I guess nowadays wives are known as female roommates. I said I did not have a safe call set up, sorry.

And he wants to make out in the car. We did a little but the whole thing just did not feel right to me. I mean making out in the Timmy's parking lot with cars coming and going. I personnally was not comfortable and he was not really listening to my pleas to stop. He loves doing in public.

Just before we left he asked me if I wanted to be dominated by two people. I said not just yet .

In any case he said he would call and he has not yet so thank God.

I am following my instincts on this and saying Thanks but No Thanks.

 

[graceanne]

This is not about Collarme but more about meeting a potential Dom. So I met this guy at Tim Horton's and we went sat in my car because well we did not want to have the conversation we were going to have in front of everyone.

He says he is Dom and a leader. I asked about his experience, has he read anything, been to any sites. And he says no. Ok no problem.

But he was shocked that I was so well informed about safe words, safe calls, that I went on the Internet to get the information I needed, I was part of a chat room about BDSM, that I had friends (you guys) that were in the lifestyle.

He did tell me he went on the Internet to look at porn and I was thinking "you never wanted to know more about bdsm?"

Don't get me wrong, it did not bother me that we was not "bdsm-aware". Teaching goes both ways, but he was shocked that I knew so much and I only consider myself barely aware.

Anyways he wanted to rent a hotel room because his female roommate was home (I told him clearly he needed to be single). I guess nowadays wives are known as female roommates. I said I did not have a safe call set up, sorry.

And he wants to make out in the car. We did a little but the whole thing just did not feel right to me. I mean making out in the Timmy's parking lot with cars coming and going. I personnally was not comfortable and he was not really listening to my pleas to stop. He loves doing in public.

Just before we left he asked me if I wanted to be dominated by two people. I said not just yet .

In any case he said he would call and he has not yet so thank God.

I am following my instincts on this and saying Thanks but No Thanks.

Good. Sounds entirely too weird to me, too.

 

[DVS]

Good. Sounds entirely too weird to me, too.

Well, I wouldn't really say weird, but I would say it's good you have decided the way you have.

Any guy who says he's a Dom should at least have some way of telling you he's participated in scenes before. I haven't been to that many sites that would really educate me on being a Dom, but I have been here, and before that, I was a regular at two rather large online spanking chat sites, as well as one of my first and favorite sites, Spankocam.com. I was such a regular there, I almost got my own corner of the site for doing my thing. It was the right tihing at the wrong time. That was way before DSL or calble connections and the audio and video I was going to upload were way too large for dialup. Too bad. But, as always, I digress...

Actually, I'm even more concerned that he was shocked that you knew about safe words and safe calls. Either he didn't and was concerned his potential sub knew more than he did (and some Doms really don't like that), or maybe he didn't like the idea that you knew about safe calls and he hadn't planned on any of that happening. That would bother me, big time.

In fact, with me, I would LOVE someone to be aware of and do safe calls, if she wanted to. I think it allows her to relax more, and that is always a good thing. It lets me do more of what I want to do, and so that lets her experience more of my style sooner, which helps her be at ease with me. And, the sooner we become at ease with each other, that trust begins and I can do even more of those evil things I want to do. Oh, BABY!

So, I don't know why he was shocked, but just that fact itself bothers me. Any self respecting, confident Dom should have no problem with a sub as aware as you. I would be impressed, if anything and also feel confident that I've met me a real person who's done this before.

On a side note...a sub who's been around (so to speak), is a lot of fun to be with. Sure, the newbies are always fun, too, but someone who's been in a scene before knows kind of what to expect. So, when I show her MY way, I can tell if I'm making points with her or not, by how she reacts.

A newbie will whimper and shake and sometimes scream or quiver with most anything, because it's all new to them. But, to a sub who's scened enough, a flogger is just another flogger, etc...that is, unless you have a special technique, or maybe it's the way you talk during a scene...after a while, you'll know if you are getting to her. You know what I mean, Vern?

Oh, and as for being Dommed by two? If I were the sub, I'd want a friend with me, for the first time, at least. Two on one is maybe fun, but if it were a scam, you're one against two, right from the get go. I wouldn't like those odds, even with safe calls.

If you are interested in being Dommed by two, I have two floggers and I can use them both at the same time. You will be blindfolded, so it will seem very much like two at once.

Just so you know, the floggers are totally different, too. One is just a thud type of flogger, but the other is home made and it will get your attention. It would be kind of like a "good cop, bad cop" type of thing. I'll even change my voice so it will even sound like there's too Doms in the room. Trust me, you'll LOVE it, if I do say so, myself. No, I'm not pompous, just confident. There's a difference.

 

[h_i_s]

This is not about Collarme but more about meeting a potential Dom. So I met this guy at Tim Horton's and we went sat in my car because well we did not want to have the conversation we were going to have in front of everyone.

He says he is Dom and a leader. I asked about his experience, has he read anything, been to any sites. And he says no. Ok no problem.

But he was shocked that I was so well informed about safe words, safe calls, that I went on the Internet to get the information I needed, I was part of a chat room about BDSM, that I had friends (you guys) that were in the lifestyle.

He did tell me he went on the Internet to look at porn and I was thinking "you never wanted to know more about bdsm?"

Don't get me wrong, it did not bother me that we was not "bdsm-aware". Teaching goes both ways, but he was shocked that I knew so much and I only consider myself barely aware.

Anyways he wanted to rent a hotel room because his female roommate was home (I told him clearly he needed to be single). I guess nowadays wives are known as female roommates. I said I did not have a safe call set up, sorry.

And he wants to make out in the car. We did a little but the whole thing just did not feel right to me. I mean making out in the Timmy's parking lot with cars coming and going. I personnally was not comfortable and he was not really listening to my pleas to stop. He loves doing in public.

Just before we left he asked me if I wanted to be dominated by two people. I said not just yet .

In any case he said he would call and he has not yet so thank God.

I am following my instincts on this and saying Thanks but No Thanks.

Sounds to me that the guy is:
possibly married,
cheap,
was hoping to get you to the hotel room and praying that he'd have some small clue as to what to do if he got you there,
hopes he can talk his dominant wife (or maybe his friend) into topping along side him ..

MissDiva: Of course, i don't know him, but based on what you have shared here, if he were a fish on the end of my hook .. i'd toss him back into the sea.

 

[Miss Diva]

If you are interested in being Dommed by two, I have two floggers and I can use them both at the same time. You will be blindfolded, so it will seem very much like two at once.

Just so you know, the floggers are totally different, too. One is just a thud type of flogger, but the other is home made and it will get your attention. It would be kind of like a "good cop, bad cop" type of thing. I'll even change my voice so it will even sound like there's too Doms in the room. Trust me, you'll LOVE it, if I do say so, myself. No, I'm not pompous, just confident. There's a difference.

I may just take you up on that one day DVS