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Native Alien
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Thanks barn, I need the laugh. Those were great.
Native Alien
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I have Bigbear, and I apologize, I am somewhat tired and was just posting to barn before I posted that one.
So the correction should read:
Thank you so much Bigbear, I really needed the laugh today.
So the correction should read:
Thank you so much Bigbear, I really needed the laugh today.
biggbear8
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nothing premature here
Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass.
He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink.
He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink.
As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor.
After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure did!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Yes,...but why?"
"Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."
Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass.
He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink.
He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink.
As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor.
After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure did!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Yes,...but why?"
"Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."
