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collect the good ones:

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each
one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just a little smaller than your sister's" and then
you try to hold on for eight seconds

 

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another one

Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

 

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another

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"


The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from
Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in
Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of
town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I!

And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of
course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I.

Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy
exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in
the same bar on this very night. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over
shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."