JLA

[poohlive]

OOC: that is awesome Renegade, of course you realize ::takes a bite out of the carrot:: this means war...
IC:
Superman runs past Zana, "Hello."
He flies after Guy, wanting the camera back. Guy puts up a yellow brick (lol) wall, but Superman smashed through it. Soon, he is cornered, like some stupid monkey that5 has a picture he shouldn't have.
"Give it back Gardner."
He smiled, as he handed over the camera. Superman crumbles it in his hands. Guy just smiles. He looks at Superman.
"I don't suppose you would like the polaroid picture of you too, nah, I had better just keep it."
"Why are you doing this? What did I do to you?"
"You ruined my chances for sex. That stupid meeting..."
Superman interrupted, "It was required, we all agreed when this thing started that we would have a meeting. I didn't make it up so you couldn't score."
He lowered his head to the ground, "Supes, you are always getting in the way, always being a rain on my parade. You just suck, ok, you just suck."
Superman followed his gaze, the floor was a nice linoleum.
"Tell you what. You get to be leader of the JLA until we have completed our next mission, all right?
"I am stepping down, temporarily, and making you the leader."
Guy looked intrigued, he handed over the polaroid, "Leader of the JLA?"
"Temporarily..."
Guy walked over, a smile on his face. Superman wanted to crush the picture, but he looked at it. IT wasn't that bad, caught in the right light. It did look nice. He decided he would keep it, for now.
He went back to the twins room, "Hey, is anyone up for some food? I make a great super omlette?"

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

IC: Walking back to my room I thought of the what I can do now that I'm the leader of the JLA. "First off the girls will need new costumes. I think some spandex G-Strings will be nicely."

I laughed to myself at the thought, there was no way that they would go for that but there where other advantages to being leader. I could have more security cameras put up, especialy in the Wondertwins room!

Suddenly I see Gleek runing towards me. I tell him "Here furball, have fun with this." I threw him Jaynas top which he grabed and, like the perverted monkey he is, started sniffing as he ran off to who knows where.

I continued walking untill I reached my room. Walking inside I head straight for my bed and just fall onto it as I go back to sleep.

OOC: Yeah I know he sleeps alot but with Superman talking to the twins and Shadowess and JayDen gone and Batman...where is batman? Well basicly at this point there isnt much for Guy to do so he sleeps for now.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

"Hey Z!" I give my sister a hug and a kiss on the cheek as Superman flies after Guy Gardner.

Zana says, "I wasn't interupting anything was I?"

"Nah," I shrug, "though Blue was fidgeting an awful lot, maybe he was getting a Hard On of Steel!" We both giggle at that.

Then S-man is back offering to make us a SuperOmelette, which of course we accept!

 

[gypsyprince]

The Dark Knight Finally Returns...

OOC: GOOD LORD! RENEGADE PLEASE GIVE ME A SUMMARY!

 

[gypsyprince]

OOC: AND BATMAN NEVER GETS OLDER THAN THIRTY! IT IS HIS SECRET POWER!

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Man where have you been? We missed you yesterday everyone was on at once and posting like mad. Well heres whats happened: Gleek stoled guy gardners playboy, Guy chased him to the wondertwins room where Shadowess found Guy and told him to let Gleek go, Gleek took of Shadowess's towel and ran off, Shadowess and Guy Gardner where about to get it on when Superman called a meeting, meanwhile Jayna was masterbating to Guys playboy before the meeting and during the meeting Guy and Superman could smell the sex on her and looked at her, this caused everyone to look at her, she tried to change the subject by asking who left the playboy in her room, Guy tried to blame it on Superman but Gleek pointed Guy out as the owner, Guy chased Gleek around the HQ with Jayna on his trail, Guy got back his playboy and after Jayna made a wisecrack at him Guy used his ring to rip off her shirt leaving her topless as he flew out the window, JayDen and Shadowess are going to the shadowess place, superman was about to get lucky with Jayna when Guy jumped in and snapped a picture of them, Guy used the photo to blackmail Superman into letting Guy lead the JLA for one mission, Guy went to sleep and Superman went to talk to the wondertwins Jayna and the female Zana,there is a female villian out there but right now we dont know she exists, and now your back. Now I am tired...

 

[gypsyprince]

Bat Fitness...

Meanwhile, in his private quarters in the Hall of Justice, the Dark Knight is in the middle of his daily fitness and training regimen. He hangs upside down from a bar in his room, shirtless and barefoot with black karate pants on and a simple bandanna mask for comfort.

"three hundred seventy-five...three-hundred seventy six...three hundred sev..en..ty seven!" he counted aloud as he did situps.

The younger JLA members often had a tough time with him since he seemed to be so strictly business and aloof all the time. The females who had been around long enough knew different, however.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

OOC: Not sure where you guys are right now so I'll just wake up Guy and have him wonder around for now.

IC: I wake up after my nap and decide to look for something fun to do around the HQ. Walking around I see Gleek running around with Jaynas shirt as I head for the kitchen to get a snack. Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I sit at the table still half asleep.

 

[Phoenix]

When JayDen strikes

As me and the Shadowess ride throught the streets of hmm whatever town this is. I realize on thing there is no well in hell she is gonna stop for any of the lights or stop signs so I decide to siphon a lil life essence from bystanders and street vendors. Not enough to harm them just enough to power me up so I could magnetically change the lights. Hehe 97 mph and no fatalities Supaspandex would be so proud.
Meanwhile I holding tightly to Shadowess' waist I realize one she "forgot" to change out of the wet T-shirt, two her ass felt as good as Lois Lane's before that slapnut Clark Kent interrupted my "lil worker getting ready to punch the clock". hehe I am getter better at this metaphor thing. Oh yeah and three this was so much better than listening to the Media Whoring Underpants On The Outside Club reminding me that my pants weren't tight enough to be mainstream superhero. Well Screw the Bat and the Boyscout there is no way I am rocking spandex. Wrong guy now the ladies in spandex that works for me. Uh oh the thought of the fact that Shadowess is always nekkid under the shadows that cover her is gonna me wood. Hey isn't premarital sex against the Superhero code. After all when was the last time Mr. Rico Sauve S-Cirl got any and when is someone gonna tell the Last Boyscout that he is too old for the spandex and another thing when is someone gonna tell Supes that the Cape is not gonna hide the skidmark in his underwear. hehe.
I look at the helmeted Shadowess and think to myself we are too much alike. She was a former villian and me well I am not sure assassain counts as a villian or not I have to check my boy scout hand book. She was raised by career criminals, I was raise by the Assassains and Thieves Guild. I like to make Supes, Bat "Like Micheal Jackson only people around me are prepubesant boys in lil Underpants" man and Guy " I found my ring in a Lucky Charms Box" Gardner my own personal punching bags meanwhile she and the twins are known to be catty at times. Hmm speaking of catty a topless catfight between Shady and the Twins is something I got to see before I get out of this superhero gig. hehe

 

[RoseThorn]

Nightmare took control and I pretended to drive. I absently noticed we were getting all green lights. Not that I stopped anyway. Big S hated it when I did stuff like that. Bat never got in trouble though. Figures.

We keep going till we're well outside of town (Where ARE we?). I glance nervously at JayDen. It's the first time I've brought anyone from the JLA to my place and well...Dad WAS a bit off...Most people find it a bit weird. I've lived in places like it all my life so it never bothered me.

As the the smallish castle came into view I sighed and waited for his reaction as we whipped into what appeared to be a wall, holograms are fun, and stopped in the garage. I turn and smile slightly at JayDen as I take off my helmet. Nightmare zooms into his "stall", and powers down. I walk over to the nearby door and enter an authorization code, scan my hand and flinch as a needle pricks my finger for the weekly blood test, before the door opens. Did I mention dad was paranoid too?

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen's World

Holographic walls WOOHOO boy will Batty be mad when he finds out Shadowess got almost as much juice as him when it comes to secret hideouts. Matter of fact the first time I been to the Batcave it was so cold and sterile it answered all my questions on why Batman has no kids.
You know I honestly do envy and do not understand Bats and Blue boy. Bats is wealthy beyond his wildest dreams or so he said. This means with all that money and no powers he should be getting laid 24/7 with as many different women as possible instead he is a dark cavern with his boy wonder in tiny underpants Robin. hhmmm wealthy and powerful but hanging around a 10 year in his underwear. Hmmm Batman is a pedoophile EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Supes for one reason. He has the power that goes beyond all power. No it is not his superstrength, no it isn't his flight either. It is not even his supespeed or his ability to hold his S curl in place even during the middle of a bloodbath. Now he has the supreme power of X Ray vision come on think of all the tail he could get with that thing. Imagine all the thongs he is not acknowledging. It is almost unfair to give such a power that cool to a boy scout. Damn Kryton.
I am snapped back to reality when I see Shadowess' home sercurity. After the door opens, which by the way I could have easily magnetically ripped off the hinges so screw sercurity, I take Shadowess' hand and I kiss where the needle picked her finger.

 

[RoseThorn]

I grin as JayDen kisses my finger. We've both had freaky lives...Oh, well...On the up side, I now have this hunk in my house. Damn, hormones again. Is it my fault I was repressed as a child? My first time was with an older super villian. Not a nice guy really, and sucked in bed. Then tried to say it was me, come to think of it...yeah, that was why Dad fryed him...College, now that was great, then after my second year I dropped out because Dad needed me.

After Dad died and I joined the JLA I figured my chances of a realationship were gone. I'm begining to hope I'm wrong...

I shook my head to clear it and shivered slightly. Wet clothes. Damn. Reluctently releasing JayDen's hand I motioned around the kitchen we were in.

"Make yourself at home, I'm gonna go change. S would never believe me if I called in sick..." I grinned,walking out the door, then realized the vital tidbit he'd need to know.

"Ummm...JayDen, don't leave the room till I get back? Dad was a little...paranoid. A lot of thing's are rigged and I don't want to blamed for getting you killed..."

 

[poohlive]

Superman handed them two heaping piles of food.
"Bon apetite..."
There was a small applause, as Superman bowed. He then laughed, starting to clear things up. guy came walking in a few minutes later, with a sleepy look in his eye.
"Here you go sleepy head..." Superman handed him a plate.
Guy eagerly sat down next to Zana, and chowed down.
"Well, this is friday night isn't it? Anyone have any plans?"
Guy looks up, "My super date walked out on me, thanks Supes."
I muttered an apology again, looking at Jayna, and her twin. Two very attractive and beautiful women. Superman tried not to stare at them exactly, every time he did, he kept using his x ray powers. He has seen more women naked then Larry Flint. It's amazing how many people don't wear lead underwear.
"Nothing either. No dates, nothing."
Superman shrugged his shoulders, "Me either. We are all dateless."
There was a sall laugh, then silence.
Just then Guy spoke up, "Hey, I got an idea..."
Everyone looked at him.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

I quickly said "How about we go on a double date?" Everyone looked at each other as I continued "Yeah I take out Jayna and Zana for a date and Supes, you can drive the limo?" The three of them turned there heads to me with a sharp look.

"Ok ok" I told them as I turned to Superman "How about we both take out the girls? Show them a nice time?"

As I awaited Big Blues answer I knew that both of the twins had a thing for the Boyscout so they would probably end up fighting over who goes with him if Big S agreed to the idea.

 

[poohlive]

A double date? Superman looked at him, curious.
"Of course you idiot. Let's go."
I looked over at the girls, "Would you mind?"
They shook their heads, "Come on, let's go get ready..."
they dashed off.
Superman leaned over on the counter, looking at Guy, "Way to go idiot, now who gets which girl for the date."
Guy looks back at him, "Well, isn't it obvious, I am the leader, I get both."
Superman gave him a big grin, "seriously..."
Guy shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know. Lets' let them decide. We will just wait until one of them start flirting with one of us, then we will know."
Superman nodded, agreeing to that (wasn't this a seinfeld episode? oh well, it was funny anyway, it cane be funny here too, lol).
Superman and Guy waited for the girls.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

OOC: Now we wait to see which twin picks which superhero. So it up to Indika or Mirage(whoever posts first)to make the decision. This should be interesting.

IC: As we waited for the girls I was realy nervous. I would never admit it to Big Red(how many nicknames do I have for him?)but I respected how he could have just about any girl in the world at his feet like nothing. I was actualy starting to have second thoughts on this but I was going to go through with it or die trying.

 

[Phoenix]

See I can be serious too

As I watched her leave the room I thought to myself she looks real good going but I hope she looks even better cumming hehe.
While she was gone I pulled up a chair in the kitchen table and begin to think about all the ladies that have passed though my life and I think to myself super powers really do suck ass.
My first time was with with my martial arts teacher. She was a hot blonde with blue eyes about 5-7 with a gorgeous well toned firm body. She told me she wanted me to remain after class to teach me some new moves and boy did she teach me a lot of things. A week later I found out that the only reason she fucked me was because she wanter to get into good graces with my adopted father. Ten years later I find out she is a bunch lesbian who shaved off most of her hair and worked out so much that a lot of the femine qualities that I found attractive became overdeveloped and too rough. As I got older and began to become more active all the women in my life seemed to alright until I met Kali.
Danielle was a agent for the rivalling Paris based Assassian guild. She had long light brown hair, chocolate skin, the most gorgeous set of light brown eyes and the most shapely body I have ever seen in my life. When we finally got each other in bed it was more than just sex it is was making love. About 6 months later she tried to murder the entire Guild and most of my adopted family. She tried to spare my life but according to her contact she was suppossed to kill everyone period. In the end we had to fight each other and while neither of us won. I felt like I lost because even though I saved the Guild and my family, I love the woman I loved.
Since then I have not thought much about love and now here I stand in somewoman's castle. Interesting looking around I pick up a spoon from the table and begin to focus my powers as best I can and sort of like the Matrix I managed to shape and mold the spoon into different shapes. However while practicing on the spoon I dropped it the doorway of the kitchen suddenly as I was bending over to pick up the spoon, I see a lil red beam pointed right at my ass. I quickly erect ( watch the puns, Guy) a magnetic force shielf to protect me from the gunfigher. While being shot as I pinpoint that the toaster is trying to bust a cap in my ass so I mold my shield into a giant fist and smash the toaster to bits.
I quickly decide the best idea is to take Shadowess' inital advice and just sit in the kitchen and wait.

 

[gypsyprince]

Batman: The Original Player...

One of Bruce Wayne's favorite things to do around the Hall of Justice was just to walk around with his shirt off to show his development after a work out. You didn't think he just did it for the villains did you? This is what he did today, with a cheesy Bat insignia towel around his neck given to him by a Superfriend who was his Secret Santa last year...

Damn kids.

As he walked he noticed Guy and Superman setting up their dates, smiling and nodding at the girls who he stopped for a second to flirt with. All the while he shot gleaming eyes at the other two heroes.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

After briefly talking to Batman (who by the way looks really hot shirtless and sweaty) Zana and I go into our room to get ready for our dates. Zana knows that I've had a long time crush on Superman, so she agrees to let me be his date. I suspect she's got a thing for Aquaman, but I think it has more to do with his ability to "go down" for a long time than anything else. My sister can be such a pervert sometimes, not that I'm complaining!

I change into some high heeled, knee high black leather boots, a micro-mini black leather skirt with a tiny black lace g-string underneath, and a skimpy black leather tube top that molds to my body perfectly. I love to wear black leather, especially with my black hair and eyes, it sets off the whiteness of my skin making me appear as if I am glowing. The effect is quite stunning. Mere mortals are useless to resist me when I am dressed this way, hell... they are useless to resist me anyway. For accessories I put on a simple silver choker around my neck and a matching belly bracelet around my waist.

Zana is still trying to decide what to wear. "I'll wait outside for you." With a wink I walk out.

 

[gypsyprince]

We be Bat pimpin', spendin' cheese/Bat pimpin' on B L A DEEZ...

OOC: Do we all know each other's identities? Also, as trivia: How did Guy Gardner get his yellow ring?

IC: Batman walked over to the Last Son of Krypton with a smile.

"Did you finally get over the reporter, Kal-El?" he asked Superman, gesturing at certain cute ass swaying away to prepare for a date with flyboy and Guy Gardner.

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: Just realized, Shadowess is like 5'2", you're incredablly huge to her.

IC: I quickly strip and change into a warm flannel shirt that's too big and sweat pants. Not exactly sexy but I was freezing. Pulling on a pair of socks I sigh and look at my self in the mirror and smirk. Well, if JayDen survives seeing my sleepware, maybe he'll stay. My head snapped up as I heard gun shots. Oh, Damn....Not the toaster...

I jumped up and run out of my room, a beam scans me as I turn a corner, not pausing, it takes my bio-reading and the traps ignore me. I make a note to scan JayDen in the security file, if he's still in one piece.

I jerk open the kitchen door and am relieved to find a dead toaster and JayDen sitting at the kitchen table. I slump against the door in relief and smirk slightly.

"What'd I tell ya?"

[Edited by RoseThorn on 09-09-2000 at 03:57 PM]

 

[Indika]

Every man's dream is to get it on with twins... right?

I swagger down the hall feeling really sexy. I come to the door to Big Blue's room and stop to knock. "Are you ready yet?" I can't wait for the night to begin. My nipples harden at the thought of what could happen tonight.

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen, when in doubt lie to get out

Uh oh I hear someone coming down the hall I better keep my head down and look innocent. Wait I am a former assassain/thief of course I can't look innocent. Hmm ok I will look bland right wait once again I am a black 6-1 superhero who steals other people' life essence to power myself up. Being bland is not gonna work. OK maybe if I keep my head down no one will notice that I trashed the toaster. Yeah I will do what Guy"Captain Planet decoder ring" Gardner would do in my place and that is lie. Yeah I was just making a cheese sammich and it blew up uh huh complete not my fault. Ok lying is against the hero code but I am not a hero I am a antihero who is not a villian right I don't need no stinking code. hehe Ok here she comes keep head down and I won't get hurt.

"What did I tell ya" she asked. I can tell that she is smiling cause she doesn't sound mad. I look up and she is wearing sweats and flannel. Ok maybe not the black catsuit or the wet T-shirt but hey that's ok. I look at her and begin to preach 'Well I was just uh sitting here minding my own buisness when the toaster tried to empty a few rounds in me. Yeah that the ticket I am innocent I was framed. Get me my lawyer. Mr. Johnnie Cochran will take care of this mess. Don't blame me it was the one armed man"

As I stop talking my nonsense, I look behind her and hope she does not notice the fork shaped like stripper behind her.

OCC: Don't worry on your back size won't matter, well one size will but that is more of the guy's fault. lol

 

[RoseThorn]

I laughed at his explanation. Cute, this guy is a keeper.

"I'll have to have you scanned into the database...Well, if you decide to come back around that is...." I say hopefully.

"And don't worry about the toaster. Dad's got extras in the basement."

 

[Phoenix]

The original user Phoenix is back sorry J

Well I am recovered from flu and asthma attacks and have returned. my buddy J has been using my name and I see this group of hero need more females so here I am ready or not

Dejia Vu
Real Name: Midjah St. Croix
Eyes: Usually light brown but they tend to change depending on her mood
Hair: Long black hair with a white streak which is often in a single braid
Age: 27
Nationality: half Puerto Rican half
Hieght/Weight: 5-9/ 120lbs
Build: very very curavcious with a rather large chest.
Powers: A shape shifter who can adopt the abilities of whoever's identity she assumes
Personality: Funny yet flirtacious
Attire: A black leather halter crop top. Tight black leather pants with white high heeled boots and white gloves.
Occupation: Celebrity and VIP Impersonator/ Stripper and various other "jobs" identities so it is like she has lived dozens of lives instead of one