JLA

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

OOC: I gotta get off but I'll be back later to continue this 'conversation'.

IC: I smirked at her as I made the dildo dissapear "Sure thing, shall we head off to your room?" She smiled as her dildo dissapeared as well. I had a feeling this could turn out to be a good 'friendly' relationship.

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC:Ok

IC:

"Sure..." She turned, and walked down the hall to her room.
Glancing back to see if Guy was following.

 

[Indika]

OOC - Okay with me!!

Mirage... you can be the other half of the Wondertwins! That's fine. Do you still want to have the name Zan? Or did you want to make it a feminine name?

 

[Indika]

Jayna

Walking down the hall to the room I share with my twin sister, I see our pet monkey, Gleek running at top speed screeching. I wonder what that silly creature has gotten himself into now? I also pass Shadowess and Guy on my way, both of them looking at me with secretive smiles on their faces. I wonder briefly what they are up to. Coming up to the door of my room I notice that it is slightly ajar. Cautiously I push it open to find nothing, but a slightly crumpled magazine in the middle of the floor. Kicking it with one black booted toe so that I can see the cover, I see that it is some sort of sex magazine. "hmmm... interesting." I pick it up and flip through some pages. Opening it to a series of photos of a couple engaged in sex, I set it on my bed. The woman is very beautiful and I observe myself in the mirror. I am 5'8" with short black hair in a pixie-ish cut, which nicely frames my slightly pointed ears. My eyes are black as well. I have a small, athletic body with small breasts (only 34Bs). I look at the woman in the picture and notice that she's got very large, soft looking breasts. I feel my nipples poking out, trying to press their way through the lilac colored spandex t-shirt of my Wondertwins suit. The french cut black bottoms are also spandex, making my legs look lithe and sexy. I sit on my bed, picking up the magazine looking at the pictures. She looks like she's really enjoying it! I think to myself. Pretty soon the pictures are getting me so hot that I can't help but slide my hand down and push the bottoms of my suit to the side, running my fingers down my now wet slit. I flip to the section in the magazine where men write in about their sexual experiences and begin reading letter about a threesome one man had in college. It really makes me horny and I have to stop reading and concentrate on giving myself a little pleasure. I lay back against the pillows on my bed and pull my spandex bottoms off over my boots. My pussy is bare except for tiny strip of black hair on my mound. I spread my legs leaving my clit exposed as I glide my fingers over it in a swirling pattern. I am very wet already from the sexy pictures in the magazine and I slide three of my fingers into my juicy hole. Slowly I fuck myself, pushing my fingers in and out of my cunt, letting my hands dance over my sensitive button with every movement. I imagine that it is Superman's cock of steel inside me and I feel an orgasm begin to build wihin me at the image. "Oh yes!! Yes... mmm... that feels so good.. Oh Superman! I wish it was you fucking me!!" I cry out. I let loose with a flood of cum all over my fingers. Once my body has calmed down enough, I remove my fingers from my throbbing cunt and lick the cum off with a contented sigh.

[Edited by Indika on 09-07-2000 at 10:01 PM]

 

[poohlive]

Superman woke up in a start...
"Lois NOOO...."
He rubbed his eyes. It was after five, and no one was there. He rolled his eyes as he went on the P.A. system.
"Time for the meeting everyone. Don't worry, this will be short, I don't think we have much to discuss."
Superman watched as everyone filed in. He saw Guy looked a little pissed at him. Superman wished he could read minds, see what was wrong with the guy. Shadowess looked the same way. Did he piss off everyone today? He watched the twins assemble in their seats, and Batman, coming last sat beside him (anyone else I missed, take a place, and have a cookie, mmmmm, chocolate chip).
"Well, we are settled then, first off I want to congradulate everyone for their fine job with the island incident. That was one of our best missions, let's just hope they don't get as close as that one."
A slight applause, he could see Guy have made a yellow hand, and was patting his own back with it. Superman chuckled.
"All right, down to business," Batman said, standing up, "Shadowess, how is the slime situation."
She stood up...

 

[RoseThorn]

Shadowess listened to the Big S talk and looked around, a bit uncomfortable. She always wondered what the "heroes" though of her being there. After all, she'd tried to kill them all more then once...Maybe she was just being paranoid, wouldn't suprise her. She'd grown up with super villians. You always had to watch your every move, one wrong word to the wrong crazy guy and "BAM!" you lost vital anatomy.

She jumped as Big S called her name and stood.

"He was really preaty harmless, messy, but not bright. I turned him over to police custody after using the disabler Batman made. (OOC: Hope that's ok gypsy)"

She sat down hesitantly, hateing being stared at.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

OOC: Here we go again with crossing posts! LOL

IC: Still pissed at Superman for jumping in on my action I await as the meeting continues. I mean shit it's been forever since I've got any action! Meanwhile the boyscout is probably screwing the news chick everyday in everyway! Man I needed to get a smoke.

[Edited by Renegade on 09-07-2000 at 10:14 PM]

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I hear Superman's voice calling a meeting over the loud speaker, and hurriedly put my spandex panties back on and run out the door. As I enter the room, I wonder if anyone can smell my sex on me. Some of these people do have super senses, including smell I'm sure! The thought excites me. I look up to the front and see him.. the man himself... Superman! I don't think he's ever noticed me as a woman, after all, my sister and I had been part of the JLA since we were young teenagers! But, I am a woman now and I definitely know he's a man!! I concentrate on what he is saying and watch as Shadowess stands up and sits down again. I wonder to myself what's brought her here? She has tried to kill all of us more than once! But, if Big Blue trusts in her nature enough to give her a chance... so can I.

[Edited by Indika on 09-07-2000 at 10:13 PM]

 

[Indika]

OOC - Damn it!

Damn it... I thought you guys had left my room... so I edited my post!! And I spent a long time editing it too!!! :-( I actually like the second version better!!!

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

As I sit there waiting for the meeting to end my nostrils pick up a smell that I knew all to well. The smell of sex was in the air but Shadowess was to far from me for it to be her. I looked over at the Wondertwins who were at my left. I look at Jayna who seems to be nervous about something.

I try to look away when I notice that Superman is picking up the smell of sex as well. He looks around apparently trying to find out where it's coming from. I expect him to look at Shadowess but instead he looks over at Janya. This is weird.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I am trying to concentrate on the meeting when I feel a pair of eyes boring into me. I look over to see Guy looking at me with a strange look on his face. Then I notice that Superman is giving me the same strange look. I slide my hands under my legs, trying to cover them. I bite my lip and with a small voice ask, "Wh-what did I do?"

 

[RoseThorn]

I noticed Guy and S starring at one of the twins. I raised an eyebrow, wondering why at the same time she asked about it.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

All eyes slowly turn to Jayna who is turning red from our attention. Finaly I speak up "Is there something you want to tell us Jayna?" She looked at me then at the others. Man was she ever busted.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I turn a bright red hue as the realization sinks in that Guy and S both suspect me of evil doings. Everyone else looks at me now too. With all eyes on me, Guy asks, "Is there something you'd like to tell us, Jayna?"

I stammer, "Uh.. no... not real... um... WHO left a Playboy in my room???"

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

Ah crap that damn monkey! I forgot all about that damn thing leaving my book in her room! Shit now I was going to be on the spotlight. Well there was only one thing to do now. The only thing a real man would do if cought in this situation. I stood up proudly and announced "I think I saw Gleek run out of Supermans room with a copy of playboy earlier today!"

 

[RoseThorn]

I raise an eyebrow at Guy's explanation. The big boy scout? And a dirty magazine? I mean, he seemed like the "wait till marriage and no fooling around" type. Still...Maybe he was just good at hiding it...?

I gave S a long look.

 

[Indika]

OOC - Holy Shit Batman ...err Guy!!

Renegade.. your last post made me laugh so hard, I nearly spit soda on my monitor!!

 

[Indika]

IC: Jayna

My eyes widen at the thought of me getting off to Superman's Playboy. Raising my eyebrows at Superman I say, "Really???"

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

OOC: Thanks for the comment Indika. I'm going to try to be a little more comical with Guy then I have been with my other characters.

IC: Heh Heh it was working! All eyes were on Superman who looked to confused to say anything. I was going to get away with it when Gleek jumped onto the table with my Playboy still in his hands! He pointed at me then back at the playboy as he started chattering at me! The damn thing was going to blow my cover!

[Edited by Renegade on 09-07-2000 at 11:38 PM]

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I head a shrill cry from Gleek who had jumped on a nearby table with the Playboy in his hands. He was jumping and screeching, all the while pointing at Guy. Suddenly I realized what Gleek was saying. "Guy!!! Why, I never!! Here you are trying to make me seem like a dirty girl for ... well, whatever reason... and then you try to blame the magazine on Superman!! What do you have to say for yourself." I put my hands on my hips and glare at Guy, pouting my lips exaggeratedly.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

Everyone looks at me as the damn ape is still chattering away on the table. I try to keep my cool as I tell Jayna "You know, you look cute when your pouting. But if you guys will excuse me I have some unfinished business with an ape."

Before anyone could say anything I jumped out of my seat and charged after Gleek yelling "Give me back that book you freaking ape!" as I leave the others behind.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

Charging after Guy, I scream, "You better not do anything to that sweet little monkey you pervert!!!"

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

I keep after Gleek and just when I'm about to catch him I hear Jayna yelling at me from behind. I look back at Jayna who's right on my tail and yell "At least I wasnt cought masterbating!" She moves faster after me but still cant catch up. "Eh she'll never catch up with me" I say to myself as I keep chasing Gleek.

Finally I corner him in a room. "Now you better hand over that book Gleek." I tell the monkey as I move in.

 

[RoseThorn]

"Well..." Shadowess mutters softly looking around the table.


"That was interesting..." she smirks slightly at poor Big S. Well, Guy's plan almost worked, damn monkey...

 

[Phoenix]

The JLA according to JayDen

OCC: Sorry I did not get in sooner y'all are moving so fast, but I am good at keeping up.


JayDen

I snuck in the meeting while Shadowess was giving her report. It's funny even though I am not the only reformed criminal in this group the other seemingly always ignore me like I am not even here. In my villian days I would have used my powers to siphon there until they were weak as Emanual Lewis but no I had to repent and be good oh well wait here's that damn monkey again. Last week the ape ruined my favorite porno. Hmm maybe if I kill the ape no one would mind. hehe.
Wait the ape is jumping around holding a Playboy, I bet the Blue Boy is gonna blame it on. Mr I wear my underpants on the outside has been looking for a good reason to get rid of me ever since I took that reporter out on a date two weeks ago. Ah Lois, she had a really good ass. Hmm I almost got the panties when some wussy reporter named Clarke called with a biigggg story on Millionaire Baldy Lex Luthor. HMM speaking of Blue Boy looks like Golden Guy Gardner is gonna pin the Playboy on him. WOOOHOO I wondered how Blue boy got off. I knew Mr. Red Underpants had a little freak in him wait the Gleeker is point out Guy as the pervert damn oh well look like Blue Boy has no freak in him oh well. I wonder why they were looking at Jayna earlier I wonder does she have if she has any freak in here and if she don't she want some. I know Shadowess does. hehe
Now Guy is chasing Gleek. WOohoo Guy kill the monkey he ruined my only copy of Mrs. Assfire (porno spoof of Mrs. Doubtfire to uninformed lol). I wonder if Jayna knows I am staring at her as she chases down Guy and Gleek and is it me or does that sound like a bad porno in itself and better yet why is it when ever superhero women run it seems like it is slow motion Baywatch style. hmmmmmmmmmm. Better yet the wondertwin masterbating WOOOHOO maybe this superhero thing is gonna be fun after all