JLA

[Indika]

Jayna

When I finally catch up to Guy and Gleek, he's got the chimp cornered. I calmly say, "I wasn't caughtmasturbating... you're just mad because my pet has your jerk off material." Looking at Gleek, I say, "Give Guy back his magazine, so he can relieve some of his... tension." I smile at Guy wryly.

 

[Indika]

OOC

Giggling so hard over Phoenix's post that I am worried I might wake my roommates!!! That was great!! I liked the Boobwatch reference.

 

[RoseThorn]

I smile softly as I finally notice JayDen. He's one of the few people here I don't worry about feeling odd around. I was glad I wasn't the only reformed villian. Dad would blast me if he were alive. Mom, who left me wth dad at the age of four, was fumming and said Dad must of ruined me somehow. Thinking of Dark Mistress, Mom, I frowned. I hope she doesn't try anything, she's been mailing me for weeks now. She's in some Villian team...

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner

Gleek reluctantly hands me back my magazine and I fight the urge to kick him out the window as I turn back to Jayna. She has a smug look on her face as she smiles at me.

I tell her "Jayna, I like you kid but you brought this on yourself."

Before she could do anything I used my ring to create a giant yellow hand that grabs Jaynas top part of her uniform and yank it off! Gleek jumps up and down as Jayna tries to cover herself up with her hands.

Gleek gives me a high five as I yell to Jayna "Hey I'll see you around kid! I think I need to go visit los vegas for awhile! Later!"

Before she could do anything I jump out the window and fly off into the sky as Gleek jumps in joy at Jaynas prediciment.

 

[Phoenix]

OCC: Thanks Indika I had to remind Guy I am the sarcastic one of the group hehe. Seriously Guy was so funny I got inspired to be even wilder. Plus JayDen is fun to write for

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I yell out the window after Guy, "I'm not finished with you Gardner!!" I feel the cool breeze on my bare nipples and wish my sister was here so I could activate my wonderpowers and turn into an eagle and fly away. I mutter to myself, "You'll get yours Guy... just you wait." I walk back to my room covering my breasts with my arms, to find a new shirt.

Gleek is laughing at me and I tell him, "Shut up Furball... you started this... you and your little Klepto Monkeyhands!!"

 

[Renegade]

SCORE!!!

OOC: End of the first round and the score is:

Guy Gardner: 1

Jayna: 0

 

[Indika]

OOC - Score???

Hmm... I didn't know that Guy scored... as I recall Superman interrupted the tete a tete with Shadowess and all you got he got was Jayna's shirt off.... LOL!!!

I have a feeling there's gonna be a really love/hate thing going on there!!!

 

[poohlive]

Superman wiped his forehead. That was a careful two minutes, his playboys were all locked tightly under his bed, in a secret vault. There was no way that monkey could get to those.
Shadowess looked at him, a bit curious.
"Hey, I am clean, the monkey said so... umm sort of."
She nodded, but still wasn't quite sure.
"Anyway, since everyone seems more content on chasing a monkey then having a meeting, then I guess..."
He looked over at Batman, who nodded, in agreement (3 pages and batman hasn't posted? sup with that?)
"Meeting is ajourned."
Superman caught up to the monkey squad, and watched as Guy finally got his magazine back. He looked at it, it was a 98 edition. Hah, Clark Kent had a life time subscription. Hell, he has gotten farther with Batgirl then with Lois Lane.
Suddenly Guy ripped Jayna's clothes off. Superman's jaw opened slightly, but Jayna had a look of pure embarassment. She tried to hide herself. Guy flew off.
Superman watched as she went off into her room. After a few minutes Superman knocked.
"Go away..."
Superman gulps, "It's me, I just want to talk, make sure everything is all right."
"Oh, Superman, yeah," he hears a giggle, "everything is fine."
"Things have been a little strange since the whole play boy thing..."
"It wasn't my fault."
Superman nodded, but she couldn't hear it, "I know it wasn't. It was Guys or the monkey, but mostly Guys."
"Damn right."
"So, can I come in..."
Superman waits, holding his breath.

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen's world part duex: THe BOOB wars

WOOOOOHOOOOOO Jayna is topless thank God for Guy Gardner and that ring. BOOBWATCH is happening right in front of me. All I need is Pamela Lee to run in front of me and I am a happy camper.
I look over at Shadowess and I think to myself " It is unbelieveable we are too much alike she is a reformed villian and me I am a superhero who is as bad as he is good. She was raised by villian parents and me I was raised by the Thieves and Assassains Guild-New York branch. She can make things from shadows and me..... I uhhhhhhhhhh I can make really scary shadow puppets WOOOOHOO take that JLA.
Anyway I turn my attention back to Jayna who is yelling at the window. HMM looking at her nipples I can see that it is chilly outside. hehe. Damn she is leaving to find a new shirt. Oh well the leader of the media whoring underwear on the outside club is probably gonna start speaking again. Time for boredom and dreams on a 3some with JLA ladies hehe. Maybe this time we can have sex in slow motion Baywatch style.

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Yeah it should be fun to see where the interaction with Guy and Jayna goes. The love/hate type of relationship is always fun to write.

Poohlive, that beginning part of your post was funny as hell! Man your fun to write with!

 

[Indika]

Jayna

OOC: Phoenix... you're cracking me up with your "material"!

IC: I hear a tapping at the door. "Go away!" I yell. Guy has put me in a bad temper, embarassing me and ruining one of my good shirts. I change into a black pair of hip hugger leather shorts, and a red tube top. My ever present knee-high black boots on my feet. "Just checking to see if you're okay." I hear a familiar voice.

Superman??? I check my appearance in the mirror, as I say, "Oh, Superman... yeah, I'm fine." We talk for a couple more minutes before he asks to come in. I walk over and open the door for him. "Sure, make yourself at home."

 

[poohlive]

OOC: i aim to please....
kick ass pheonix, now if only a certain bat would spread it's wings, lol

Superman walks in, sitting down on the bed.
"Are you sure you are ok?"
She sits down next to him, "Yeah, he is just a jerk, no matter."
Superman smiles, relief coming up in him. He gets up to leave, "wait."
He turns around, "yes."
"Is that all? You just wanted to ask if I was ok?"
Superman pauses, not quite sure what to say. He didn't exactly know why he wanted to talk to Jayna so badly, but he did.
"I want to know," think up a lie quick superman, "How you are adjusting to the JLA."
Good one.
She smiles, as Superman sits back down.

 

[RoseThorn]

Shadowess sighed watching everyone move away. With a sigh she moved back to her room, throwing on a white tee and jeans as the shadows took her suit. She still had to go hose down her cycle Nightmare. Green stuff was everywhere on it.

She walked out to start work, wishing for once she was on better terms with everyone. Being a loner sucked sometimes.

 

[Indika]

Jayna

I smirk at Superman. "Well, considering that the Wondertwins have been a part of JLA since about 4 years ago, I'd say I'm adjusting quite nicely.... any other questions?" That was the silliest thing I've heard him say? What is he doing??? Is he coming on to me? I think to myself. I looke over at the big man, who now has a very sheepish grin on his face.

 

[poohlive]

Superman coughs, trying to clear his throat, "I... I knew that... ahhem. It's just, that you are the newest, except for Shadowess. I was wondering how everything was."
4 years? had it been that long. Superman must have lost track of time (seeing as he is technically over 70 years old and doesn't look a day over 34).
"Nothing, nevermind. I am sorry," he couldn't believe it bombed that bad.
"No, no. Superman whats up?" she looked at him.
"I don't know, it's just this group. I think I am losing control. Batman is already a better leader than I am. Lately Shadowess and Guy have been looking at me like I did something wrong, and no one seems to like me anymore."
I lay on the bed, looking up at the ceiling, "I just don't know anymore."
Superman sighs softly.

 

[Indika]

Oh my God! The Man of Steel is lying on my bed!! Suddenly I feel like an N'Sync fan: giddy, nervous, and lightheaded. I realize he just said something... "It seems like noone even likes me anymore." I lay down (hey... it's MY bed!!) next to S and rest my head on his shoulder. "I like you." I say softly.

[Edited by Indika on 09-08-2000 at 01:18 AM]

 

[poohlive]

Superman wrasps his arm around her, still looking up at the ceiling. It was nice to know someone did.
"Thanks, I needed that."
Suddenly he felt comfortable. It was just too nice, and too pleasent here to leave, "You mind if I stay for a bit, and just sit here, with you."
She giggles, "Not at all."
Superman leans down, kissing her forehead. She is so nice, such a good addition for the JLA. This is all good, all perfect, all growing...
Superman notices he is growing. Here? not here, he is...
He realizes he is holding Jayna, one of the hottest girls in the JLA.
He brings his knees up, trying to hide it, but it is still noticable. For heavens sake THEY ARE TIGHTS PEOPLE!!!
(i think this was the author trying to reach out to the audience, they do that once in a while, the bastards)
He tries to turn to the left and right, fidgeting, but it doesn't help, if anything he became more aroused.
Janyna looked up at him, "Is something wrong?"
Superman looked, as long as she didn't see it, there was nothing wrong.
"No, not at all," so long as your eyes don't wander to my crotch.
He almost let that last part out, but he held it back. Superman brought his knees up, still trying to hide it, but it was useless.
He just had to hope she wouldn't see it.

 

[Renegade]

Guy Gardner-(payback is a bitch)

OOC: Poohlive, sorry man but you ruined my chance to score so now I gotta repay you for that. [Begins Laughing Evily]

IC: After I was sure I wasnt being followed I head back to the HQ with Jaynas top still in my hands. I fly back in through the window and look around. Nobody out right now so I was safe.

I look over Jaynas top "I could probably get some good money for this if I sell it through Ebay."

I begine to head off to my room when I hear some noise in the Wondertwins room. One voice was Jaynas and the other was a man. Wait a second that was S-Ma...I mean Superb...dammit I mean Superman! That damn boyscout was moving in on Jayna after he screwed up my chances with Shadowess??? In the words of the great Steve Austin: Ohh Hell No!!!

I ran to my room and grabed my camera then ran back to the door. I opened it slowly then aimed my camera at them. A bright flash fills the room as I take there picture and yell at the two "Now we're even big blue!"

OOC: Guy strikes again!!!

 

[Phoenix]

Thanks everyone for the props & yeah I ain't done making fun of Bats& Supaspandex heh

As Shadowess was hosing down her bike I waited ironically in the Shadows like uhhhhhhh dammit superheroes are supposed to be good with metaphors see this proves I am not a good hero ok how about I waited in the shadows like a uhhhh shadow. Yeah that will work. Being the anithero I am I had to admit watch Shadowess in a wet white t-shirt was waking up my friend lil JayDen ever since I was cockblocked from Lois Lane by that nerd boy Clarke Kent who look a lot like Captain Spandex.........Hmmmmm could it be. nahhhhhhhhhhh. Like I was saying ever since Clark Kent cock blocked me and the monkey ruined Mrs. Assfire for me I had to resort to occaisional boroughing Guy's Playboy collection. Hehe and they wonder how the monkey got the magazine from Mr. "Decoder Ring I found in the Cereal box is yellow" porno hiding spot hehe.
To cap off see Jayna's lil peep show earlier. I get to watch Shadowess put'em on the glass (Old Sir Mixalot reference). WOOHOO once again this superhero thing is really beginning to look up. Now if only the we could get our leaders the Media Whoring Underpants On The Outside Club to stop wearing spandex. I mean Bats and Blue Boy are about 40 years old already and there is nothing scarier than seeing a midaged man with a spandex wedgie.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Now Shadowess and Jayna with a spandex wedies, now that is something to stay on this team for. hehe

 

[RoseThorn]

I sighed. I was soaked. But at least the bike looked black instead of green. I felt like someone was watching me and looked around. Finally finding JayDen in the shadows (there's irony for ya), I smiled at him.

"Hey, wanna go for ride?" I yelled. I was bored and wanted to get home. However, if I could get some company to go home with...Damn it, I admit, I was lonely. I was used to having Dad or one of his many lackys and/or friends around the house, but I wanted privacey so....

The shadows closed around me, bringing back my dry, skin tight suit.

 

[Phoenix]

hmmmmmm A ride with a beautiful woman wearing nothing but skintight shadow or hangout out with the Blue Boyscout,hhmmm
tough choice. I run out of the shadows and yell sure.

OCC: Sorry this is so short but I got classes tommorrow

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: N/PI have to sleep soon too.

IC: I grinned as he came out of the shadows. The bike came alive and scanned my palm before starting. I put my helmet on and handed the other back to JayDen.


"Welcome, Shadowess," the computer voice went through my helmet's com system.

"Hi, Nightmare, let's head home..."

"As you wish."

The bike had been Dad's last gift to me. It had artifical intellagence, was armed to the teeth, and could even drive it's self. I loved it. Dad may have been a mad scienctest but at least he was a good one. I grinned as JayDen got on. This night was looking up....

 

[Mirage]

Zana: Jayna's wondertwin sister, see her earlier description for what I look like.

I finally make it back to the Justice Hall. What a lousy day it had been so far. And all I wanted to do was relax, take a nice long shower, and then maybe a nap.

I walked down the hall to the bedroom that I shared with my sister, and without even knocking walked in. And stopped immediately..quite speechless.

Superman was lying on the bed with MY sister!!!

"um..uh..hi guys," I manage to get out, an impish grin on my face.

 

[teresafannin]

Meanwhile, in an old Victorian mansion on the outskirts of town, a woman waits, plotting & planning her revenge. Who is this woman, what is her connection to the JLA, when will she appear? Tune in to Lit.SRP to find the answers to these & other questions.


Character: Jewel, master thief, blonde hair, grey eyes, 5'5", always wears black velvet to set off the gemstones she can not live without. Recently released from prison after serving time for the theft of Lady Elisabeth Darrow's jewelry collection. She blames the JLA for ruining her plans to have a jewelry collection that will rival Elizabeth Taylor's. She is in search of other villains to help her with her revenge. Stay tuned.