Jewish Christmas Thread

[Olivianna]

 

[Purrde Flower]

isb't Jewish and Christmas wrong in the same sentence?

 

[kotori]

Let's not forget who started this whole thing: Jesus was Jewish.

 

[Olivianna]

 

[Purrde Flower]

yes. but don't they celebrate Haunika? (spelling error probley.. forgive me) Which isn't exactly Christmas.

 

[sexyguy2]

Isn't Jewish and Christmas wrong in the same sentence?

Yes. BTW Olivianna, who is that doofus?

 

[Olivianna]

 

[sexyguy2]

Let's not forget who started this whole thing: Jesus was Jewish.

There is NO evidence in history(the bible doesn't count) that such a person ever existed. Acharya S has written the DEFINITIVE work on this subject; www.truthbeknown.com

 

[Olivianna]

 

[Lasher]

Neil Diamond's Rockin' Jewish Christmas.

Btw, where's Streisand?

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

There is NO evidence in history(the bible doesn't count) that such a person ever existed. Acharya S has written the DEFINITIVE work on this subject; www.truthbeknown.com

Be that as it may, someone got an awful lot of people to think otherwise. Facts have very little to do with religious belief. Whether or not an historical Jesus actually existed, Christmas is the celebration of his birth.

Olivianna, you have the best Renaissance (and earlier) porn.

 

[sexyguy2]

I just couldn't remember his freakin' NAME. JEEZ

 

[Guest]

There is NO evidence in history(the bible doesn't count) that such a person ever existed. Acharya S has written the DEFINITIVE work on this subject; www.truthbeknown.com

I know a Spanish guy named Jesus. How's that?

 

[islandman]

I don't see any nova here! Where's the BLOOMIN' NOVA?!?!?!?!?

 

[sexyguy2]

I know a Spanish guy named Jesus. How's that?

We got a BUNCH of those guys here in Texas.

 

[kotori]

I know a Spanish guy named Jesus. How's that?

Sephardic?

 

[Guest]

Anyone ever see Rowan Atkinson do his stand up bit with the segment "welcome to Hell"? The Jews were right.

 

[sexyguy2]

Isn't that Mr. Bean?

 

[Nora]

Sephardic?

omg Kotori. That one made me giggle! Thank you!

And this Jew woke up and made egg-nog French toast out of Challah for her sheygetz of a hubby. How's that for a blending of traditions?

needed more rum, though.

 

[p_p_man]

There is NO evidence in history(the bible doesn't count) that such a person ever existed. Acharya S has written the DEFINITIVE work on this subject; www.truthbeknown.com

Neither, I understand, is their any proof in Italian historical documents of the region and the period...

But he gives a good party though...

ppman

 

[Guest]

Isn't that Mr. Bean?

Yes. He can speak, and starred in the British sitcom "Blackadder" - very funny.

 

[Rambling Rose]

A good bagel is heavenly.

 

[p_p_man]

Anyone ever see Rowan Atkinson do his stand up bit with the segment "welcome to Hell"?

One of the funniest Rowan Atkinson monologues is when he's a preacher giving the eulogy for three close friends, Thomas, Richard and Harold...Tom, Dick and Harry...

One was blind, one was deaf and one was mute. Apart they were three separate people with disabilities but when together they became a whole person until one day...

The combine harvester ran them down. Tom could see it but couldn't shout a warning, Dick could hear it but couldn't see it and Harry was looking in the opposite direction and didn't hear it...

It's longer than that and Atkinson's sense of comic timing makes it hilarious to listen to...



ppman