Jett Starr: OOC Casting Call!

[Tibxo]

Maid, I just read your post as "Pseudo Inci".

Laughing my head off here.



Brilliant post!!!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Thanks, Jett!

Now to save poor Doc... and what about SHAPELY??? I think we can safely say "Uh oh" *sigh*

cap is an evil evil man. Poor Shapely.

 

[Yoc]

Evil Chuckle

I am going to have my wicked way with the real Inci.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

 

[Yoc]

Oh yes.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

You're an evil, evil man, Yoc. Bad to the boner.

 

[Yoc]

You're an evil, evil man, Yoc. Bad to the boner.

Grrrroooowwwwlllll!!!!!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Pah! You're nothing but a big old pussy cat. Purrrrrrrrr...

 

[Yoc]

I bet I can make your pussy purr!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

No wonder Tib frowns when you're about. Naughty man.

 

[Yoc]

No wonder Tib frowns when you're about. Naughty man.

Does he?

 

[Maid of Marvels]

*nods*

Yes, the poor bloke is extremely put off by your attentions to me.




He'll get over it one of these days.

 

[DarkTalon]

if this thread is still up can i make a guet aperrance if so ill post my charavter

 

[Tibxo]

Definitely is, Talon (and welcome)

 

[Maid of Marvels]

To explain how I figured out ETA...

CyberBot 1221's head twitched, accompanied by a series of snaps, crackles and pops and the low drone of an almost silent alarm.

WARNING! WARNING! Sensory overload. MarveliciousMaid Code is corrupt. Hacker identified as:

Artificial Intelligence TIF1023

http://www.Bibracte.dreamwater.org/ATWAS/TIF1023A.jpg

Location: X-70 approaching Pluto; ETA 68 hours 12 minutes 47 seconds.
Status: Use extreme caution.

In Maid Think: The moon is approximately 94,261,145 miles from the sun and Pluto is (at its closest ever to date) 2,756,902,000 miles from the sun -- I calculated the distance between the moon (the X-70's departure point) to Pluto to be roughly 2,662,640,855 miles.

Now then, the X-70 is travelling at the rate of one twentieth (5%?) of one light year per day (just cause I said so) and one light year is approximately 5.88 trillion miles per year -- 16,109,589,041 miles per day), the X-70 is now travelling at the rate of 805,479,452 miles per day. (It could happen. )

Therefore, it would take approximately 3.3 days or roughly 80 hours to reach Pluto from the moon at that rate of speed. I think?

Okay, I did this partly in my head and partly on a piece of paper but I am sticking to my guns here. We arrive at Pluto in just over 3 days and I am also claiming we have been in flight approximately 12 hours.

Take all complaints to Tarzan. I'm only auditioning for the part of Jane and I didn't have anybody to discuss this with. *sob* *wail* *moan* *whine*

 

[Maid of Marvels]

But then his eyes open in astonishment as he sees the viewscreen.

"Explodin' Satellites!!! That's Pluto!" Our hero gasps as he sees the recognisable planet just floating there. "But we were over 2½ days away. How did we get here?"

"Oh dammit!" Says a female voice behind him. "I was hoping I would be here when you saw your surprise."

You know... my thinking cap IS a little skewed and I do tend to think laterally -- BUT

This is JUST NOT RIGHT!! Damn you and painting me into corners all the time. I suppose I am expected to come up with the reason we increased speed like this? As if 805,479,452 miles per day was not fast enough? *sigh*

I will NOT be beaten. Jett will pay.

 

[Tibxo]

Sorry, Maid.

All that work too.

*Patting you on head*

There! There! There! Have a Scooby Snack. They are in the cupboard in the kitchen.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

I know very well where you put the Scooby Snacks. I thought they were for Maggie? *sob*

And that does NOT excuse you foiling my plot. You will suffer for this my purdy. And your little dog, too.

 

[Tibxo]

I know very well where you put the Scooby Snacks. I thought they were for Maggie? *sob*

And that does NOT excuse you foiling my plot. You will suffer for this my purdy. And your little dog, too.

What have I gotten myself into???

 

[Maid of Marvels]

herherher

 

[Tibxo]

herherher

ADVERT: Mental Asylum wanted for one Maid of Marvels. Please hurry - please!!!!

(BTW: That AV is of me screaming in fear!)

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Yummy! It could be like that away holiday we've talked about.

*wondering how we'd look in matching straight jackets*

You are sooo romantic. *swoon*

 

[Yoc]

Yummy! It could be like that away holiday we've talked about.

*wondering how we'd look in matching straight jackets*

You are sooo romantic. *swoon*

LOL!!!!

Poor Tib!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

You're just jealous, Yoc.

 

[Tibxo]

"Yes, Yoc. You are just jealous." I said in my most monotone voice.