Jett Starr: OOC Casting Call!

[Rubber Biscuit]

"Yes, Yoc. You are just jealous," RB and Tib said simultaneously, their flat voices echoing hollowly as they stared with vacant, glazed eyes.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

"Yes, Yoc. You are just jealous." I said in my most monotone voice.

"Yes, Yoc. You are just jealous," RB and Tib said simultaneously, their flat voices echoing hollowly as they stared with vacant, glazed eyes.

You two have been sooooo assimilated. *proud*

 

[Tibxo]

"We are the Marvels. We will add your distinct personality to our own. Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated." Says the two new Marvels drones.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

That's a good little marvelette.

 

[Rubber Biscuit]

Assimilate this.

 

[Tibxo]

I'm not a Marvel - I'M A FREE MAN!!!!!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Pah! Get over yourself, cheeky one. You are sooooo assimilated it's not funny.

MINE! MINE! MINE! bwahahahahaha

 

[Tibxo]

RB! Cap! Yoc! I need help! WE ALL NEED HELP!!!!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Hush and c'mere you tibvolicious man you.

 

[Tibxo]

Hush and c'mere you tibvolicious man you.

LOL! What a flirt!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

 

[captainb]

Ick. Don't ask ME to get between you two.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Okay. Just get on the other side then.

 

[Tibxo]

I thought she was with you, Cap?

 

[Why]

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[Maid of Marvels]

*chuckle* Why

Ari once referred to us as the Bobbsey Twins of the Internet. We do have a lot of fun.

But Tibvo will NEVER triumph... no matter what he thinks. *smug grin*

 

[Tibxo]

I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that it's the women here that are suspect (look at the AV Maid has got - poor Tarzan, what has he done to deserve that sort of treatment???) and we blokes are on the level.

What has happened to all the innocence in the world?

I'm glad you like our "other adventures", Why, though I suspect you are just as bad as Maid given half the chance.

And who in heck are the Bobbsy Twins???

 

[Maid of Marvels]

*nodding* Uh huh... what you said.

Just what level is it you're on, Tib? And as to the innocence... I remember how sweet and innocent I was before I fell into your dastardly clutches.

Why -- you could do worse. He likes me fine the way I am.

 

[Why]

..........

 

[Tibxo]

Tib;

Maid's Av is not cruel, it is just a superb example of the "female sense of humour"

Maid, like myself is still innocent. I am sure she still wears her hat in bed!

He would be a big fool not too like you.

So what you are saying is that you and Maid are two women who likes going to bed in hats and laugh about men having their willies yanked by other women.

And you two don't think that is sick!!!???

 

[kineticslutdoll]

Hello Im New here and want to join your thread my Brother told me yall need More Female Characters

So If yall WIll Have ME let me Know And than Ill Come Up with A Character

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya and welcome to Lit!

Jump right in, there are a lot of parts for women open in the thread. Enjoy!

 

[Tibxo]

Thanks to everyone who has posted to this thread so far (and welcome, kineticslutdoll).

Now all we have to do is wait for ol' Maid to post to her multiple Incis.

Get on with it, woman.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

If YOU didn't make me into so many Inci's, I would have posted by now, dammit!! How many AM I??? Four? Five? One is real and she is being bonked by the alien. *sigh*

What are you like, Tibvo.

 

[Tibxo]

I am just a humble very amateur writer, Maid. Nothing more.