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My date with my erotic novel didn't end up happening last night.. my roommate had an emotional breakdown, and bawled all night.. and of course, I got to take care of her. I love her to death, but FUCK, I was horny, and rather irked at having that particular plan fall through.

I dreamed about wearing this pretty little teddy and panties set and about having phone sex with some random telemarketer who'd called to talk to my bf's family. lol.... as you can tell, I'm a little horny.


fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!
 
Here's what we do...we lube you up, lay you down on a plasic sheet, and line up about 7-10 guys to take turns fucking you...that should hold you for a day or two. ;)
 
islandman said:
She owes you one, it would appear. Can't you just fuck her and call it even?
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Man, do I wish! She's got this gorgeous body, and amazing breasts... very sweet girl, too.. I've had a crush on her since September.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Here's what we do...we lube you up, lay you down on a plasic sheet, and line up about 7-10 guys to take turns fucking you...that should hold you for a day or two. ;)
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That would be SO greatly appreciated!
 
vixenshe said:
Man, do I wish! She's got this gorgeous body, and amazing breasts... very sweet girl, too.. I've had a crush on her since September.
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Move aside. Go talk to your telemarketer. I'm going to be busy here for abit.
 
vixenshe said:
My date with my erotic novel didn't end up happening last night.. my roommate had an emotional breakdown, and bawled all night.. and of course, I got to take care of her. I love her to death, but FUCK, I was horny, and rather irked at having that particular plan fall through.

I dreamed about wearing this pretty little teddy and panties set and about having phone sex with some random telemarketer who'd called to talk to my bf's family. lol.... as you can tell, I'm a little horny.


fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!
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So if I understand you correctly, you need some cock?

:rolleyes:
 
call to the bullpen

vixenshe said:
My date with my erotic novel didn't end up happening last night.. I was horny, and rather irked at having that particular plan fall through.......lol.... as you can tell, I'm a little horny.

fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!
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I hate it when you plan a hot evening and the plans fall through.

It makes you all the hornier.

Would be nice to have a "backup fuck" to call or invite over.

LS
 
vixenshe said:
My date with my erotic novel didn't end up happening last night.. my roommate had an emotional breakdown, and bawled all night.. and of course, I got to take care of her. I love her to death, but FUCK, I was horny, and rather irked at having that particular plan fall through.

I dreamed about wearing this pretty little teddy and panties set and about having phone sex with some random telemarketer who'd called to talk to my bf's family. lol.... as you can tell, I'm a little horny.


fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!
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And here I am walking around with a 24/7 erection! ;)
 
I came into this thread because I wanted to see what sexy av you would have to go with the "tittilating" title. I was not disappointed! WOOHOO! Nice um er ..bra Vixen.

And to make matters worse, or as an added bonus if you want to look at it that way is BadKitty's nipples that haunt my dreams I want them so badly.

If you need any girl action, you know how to whistle don't you? :devil:
 
ohno and sexy littlekateyes too....i am so doomed *backing out of the thread and going to take a cold shower*
 
vixenshe said:
*grin* nope. She gets all the other men I want.. I'd like to have you to myself!
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ok
I don't know if there'd be any left of me for, her once you got done with me, anyway ;)
 
I am always willing to help a beautiful woman in need.

Step into my parlour Vixie. :rose:
 
Oscuridad said:
I am always willing to help a beautiful woman in need.

Step into my parlour Vixie. :rose:
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If Oscuridad is going to be there, I insist I come as well!!

Pun intended, either way you look at it.
 
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