Jesus Christ! It's Masturbating!

[Spinaroonie]

SOMETHING HAS SPOOKED THAT MONEKY!!!

I mean...

It's

M - A - S - T - U - R - B - A - T - I - N - G

That's why you're doing it! Because you can't spell it! (Me, I don't have an explaination)

 

[celiaKitten]

*snickers* I have no idea what you're talking about .. but that title is hilarious.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Masteurbating, if you're Canadian.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm doing it and I can spell it.


God there is a lot of spooge in here. I hope I don't slip and break something.

 

[celiaKitten]

I can't say that I've ever stepped on spooge .. but damn, that'll be one sticky mess in the morning .. do we have a cleanup crew?

 

[Sillyman]

I can't say that I've ever stepped on spooge

Oh girl, you haven't lived.

 

[celiaKitten]

Oh girl, you haven't lived.

*sniff* I know .. I keep saying this to myself .. I need to step on spooge .. sing opera during sex and experiment with food ..

Alas .. it is not yet to be ..

 

[Spinaroonie]

*snickers* I have no idea what you're talking about .. but that title is hilarious.

I'm the spelling buddy that's not being a buddy or something.

I broke a round number for THIS post! Shows you how valuable my contributions are!

 

[perks]

SOMETHING HAS SPOOKED THAT MONEKY!!!

I mean...

It's

M - A - S - T - U - R - B - A - T - I - N - G

That's why you're doing it! Because you can't spell it! (Me, I don't have an explaination)

I heart you Spinaroonie, and might I add it's T O N G U E not tounge, thank you, that is all.

 

[Sillyman]

*sniff* I know .. I keep saying this to myself .. I need to step on spooge .. sing opera during sex and experiment with food ..

Alas .. it is not yet to be ..

Well here, let me show you then...

 

[celiaKitten]

This should be interesting .. a manatee stepping in spooge and singing opera while playing with food??

 

[virginleo20]

yeah... i allways find it ammusing when people write to me that they are attending a collage..... NOTE not a college but in their own words "attending a collage"...


They never understand that they are talking about a piece of art.

 

[celiaKitten]

They never understand that they are talking about a piece of art.

Or one of those cheesy magazine-cutout collages you do in Elementary school.

 

[Sillyman]

This should be interesting .. a manatee stepping in spooge and singing opera while playing with food??

FOR FREE, I might add.

 

[celiaKitten]

Ahh, is this like a belated birthday present, or an early Christmas one?

Can I tape this? I think we could get some money out of it.

 

[Sillyman]

I want a percentage. And possibly favors.

 

[alexandraaah]

SOMETHING HAS SPOOKED THAT MONEKY!!!

I mean...

It's

M - A - S - T - U - R - B - A - T - I - N - G

That's why you're doing it! Because you can't spell it! (Me, I don't have an explaination)

Your spelling bitch says:

MONKEY and

explanation

 

[Mellon Collie]

Or one of those cheesy magazine-cutout collages you do in Elementary school.

I miss doing homework like that.

In fact, I miss my Mom doing my homework like that for me.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: Jesus Christ! It's Masturbating!

Your spelling bitch says:

MONKEY and

explanation

Well fuck me!

(I spell checked that)

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Re: Jesus Christ! It's Masturbating!

Well fuck me!

Your spelling bitch says get your ass over here.

Yummy.

 

[Laurel]

Where's the line start? *gets behind draaah*

 

[Spinaroonie]

It's amazing what a JPG can do for you here.

Laurel- you have to make the face that the cat in your av is making whilst you wait.

 

[celiaKitten]

I miss any homework that involved one or more of the following:

Safety scissors
Paste
Glue
magazine cut-outs


*sigh*

In a perfect world I could be a historical interpreter for pre-schoolers.

 

[Mellon Collie]

If and when I become a professor, the only homework I'll assign will be what I'll dub:

"The Examination of Various Cultures and Religions Throughout Time via Magazine, Cutout Collages."

There is an assignment I wouldn't mind doing.

Then for my midterm/final, I'll make them act out mating rituals.

 

[celiaKitten]

If and when I become a professor, the only homework I'll assign will be what I'll dub:

"The Examination of Various Cultures and Religions Throughout Time via Magazine, Cutout Collages."

There is an assignment I wouldn't mind doing.

I'm beginning to believe that all Professors have to take a training course titled: *How to make simple shit sound impressive* (now don't hurt me, professor )

Will you assign more specific themes? I think I want to study the kinky sexual habits of the manatee. There's evidently something there that wasn't there before..