Jessie's Thread Of Specialness

[Jessie]

Okay, here's the scoop.


I see some pretty fucked-up threads on Lit..granted I don't step out of my own little threads all that much..when I do, I see at least 1 or 2 that make me go, "WTF?"

So, in this spirit, I'm creating my own useless thread. Go me!

I'm not too sure what I'm gonna talk about..or what I even wanna talk about. Could be random bullshit..could be pure silliness..could be extreme seriousness. Expect a lot of lyrics.

So, anyways, I prolly won't get many replys or many views to this..but that's okay..cuz sometimes it's just nice to have a little place you can call your own.

 

[Rhys]

 

[Jessie]

I feel wuved!!!


How ya doin, Rhysums? When am I gonna see you around the lair again?

 

[Black_Bird]

There are three more words in the first post in this thread then what there is in the thread starter's sig. If you exclude the title of the thread, the sig line is longer.

...

Just random information.

 

[Jessie]

Electric Prunes - Too Much To Dream


Last night your shadow fell upon my lonely room
I touched your golden hair and tasted your perfume
Your eyes were filled with love the way they used to be
Your gentle hand reached out to comfort me
Then came the dawn
And you were gone
You were gone, gone, gone

I had too much to dream last night
Too much to dream
I'm not ready to face the light
I had too much to dream
Last night

The room was empty as I staggered from my bed
I could not bear the image racing through my head
You were so real that I could feel your eagerness
And when you raised your lips for me to kiss

Came the dawn
And you were gone
You were gone, gone, gone

Oh, too much to dream
Oh, too much to dream
Too much to dream last night
Oh, too much to dream



I should be asleep, you see..but classes are evil..and I keep thinking that if I stay up a little longer, some miracle might hapen, and my life will be beautiful and wonderful and perfect and stuff.

 

[Rhys]

I feel wuved!!!


How ya doin, Rhysums? When am I gonna see you around the lair again?

I though I had been banned for leaving pistachio hulls all over the place...

If I promise not to do that, can I come back?

 

[Cibo]

.

 

[Jessie]

There are three more words in the first post in this thread then what there is in the thread starter's sig. If you exclude the title of the thread, the sig line is longer.

...

Just random information.

Hey there, Black Bird. Nice to finally meet you.


Nice obs, too. I wonder if I have a patter for writing using a certain number of characters in my posts...

 

[Jessie]

I though I had been banned for leaving pistachio hulls all over the place...

If I promise not to do that, can I come back?

It wasn't so much the pistacios as it was the strawberry tops everywhere!

And you know you always have a place here. The bats and I miss you. *huggles*

 

[Black_Bird]

Unicorn

Cyclops.

Do you think cyclops' would be a little afraid of unicorns? I mean, unicorns seem designed to poke out the eye of a cyclops.

 

[Jessie]

Unicorn

Fibber..thought you went to bed....




Do you know something I don't know?

 

[Jessie]

Cyclops.

Do you think cyclops' would be a little afraid of unicorns? I mean, unicorns seem designed to poke out the eye of a cyclops.

Aaaahhh, a wise and masterful bird he is.


I knew a Phoenix once..thought he was a falcon... Odd fellow. Ran the Student Council website for my High School....

 

[Rhys]

It wasn't so much the pistacios as it was the strawberry tops everywhere!

And you know you always have a place here. The bats and I miss you. *huggles*

Tell the bats they are safe...I won't be doing my Ozzie impersonation any time soon. (I will bring my own trash sack..k?)

*glances around the lair* Ohhh new stereo system...cool!

 

[Jessie]

~~~~~
Underneath It All
~~~~~
Underneath it all
I hate you for loving me
Wanting and needing me
Becuase I'll never be what you want

Underneath it all
You are my idol
You mean so much to me
But you'll never know that

Underneath it all
I'm a scared little girl
Hiding under the blanket
But I'll never show you that if I can help it

Underneath it all
Your approval is crucial
I need to know that I'm good
But on the surface I could care less

Underneath it all
I need your love and adoration
To get me through the dark times
But I know you won't love me forever
~~~~~

 

[Jessie]

Tell the bats they are safe...I won't be doing my Ozzie impersonation any time soon. (I will bring my own trash sack..k?)

*glances around the lair* Ohhh new stereo system...cool!

Yeah, I thought you'd like that.

I've also added some Radiohead, Dashboard, Bright Eyes, and Heather to the collection.


Oh..and the Nirvana greatest hits.


Jeebus knows how I've missed your collection.... *worships the CDs*

 

[Black_Bird]

Hey there, Black Bird. Nice to finally meet you.

Nice obs, too. I wonder if I have a pattern for writing using a certain number of characters in my posts...

Useless information is kind of neat because it's the easiest type of information to remember. If educators took the time to make ever lesson seem like a string of useless bits of information, I'm sure the grade point average of students would sky-rocket.

... or not.

 

[Cibo]

.

 

[Jessie]

Useless information is kind of neat because it's the easiest type of information to remember. If educators took the time to make ever lesson seem like a string of useless bits of information, I'm sure the grade point average of students would sky-rocket.

... or not.

That's the kind of teacher I want to be.


I had an English teacher, and every day I walked into his classroom, I always expected something..and then got the complete opposite.

We studied Wordsworth..and he took us outside and rolled down hills with us.

We studies Cooleridge..and he played ELP for us.

We read King Lear, and he played Goneril..more affectionately referred to as Ghonerria.

 

[Jessie]

I think they might BB. Unless they can catch them. But you know what they say about Unicorns...









And you know just as much as me Jessie...it just depends on how serious you want to be.

Don't play with me. Get back on AIM. Don't do this on the boards.

 

[Jessie]

I keep you inside
You know there's no spite
I simply wish you could make me
Understand somehow
Does is make any sense now

Burn my hand
Tear me down
'Til all our fears
Hit the ground

 

[Jessie]

Okay..like..as much as I love words..sometimes..if you don't know how to use them the right way..you can really fuck people up.

 

[Jessie]

I love far too many people for my own good.


And I spend far too much time in front of this computer.


Going to Texas again will be a massive dose of bittersweet irony.


Guilt is my Kryptonite. My first vibrator's name was Ol' Blue..but he broke... I used to carry kittens around in my bra. I like waffles..with ranch dressing..and syrup.

 

[Liontamr]

Just adding to my post count and your reply count.

And since I'm here.. can I bitch about my new mouse that I bought a week ago? It sucks! It's driving me up the wall. It has that little wheel thing in the middle so that in all reality my hand doesn't have to move so much within the small space I have for a mouse pad, but the damn ball inside doesn't work, or something isn't right because I end up moving this mouse around more just to get it pointing to where I want to point and meanwhile keep pushing the mouse off the pad which is what I wanted to avoid in the first freekin place and while all this is going on it's agrivating me to the point where I think I may just scream a very loud and not-so-nice word and throw the damn thing through at least five closely placed walls or at the very least two walls that are spaced no more than 6 feet apart but instead of doing that maybe I'll just have to write continously about the entire situation I am facing to make myself feel better.

 

[Jessie]

Hey there, Lion!


It's all about optical laser mouses, man. They're a godsend....

 

[Liontamr]

Yah but every so often I get in this "Well I'll just save a few bucks and buy a cheap model" mode and settle for a WalMart special..

I hate when I do that.. I don't normaly buy cheap crap because every time I do it works as well as this freekin mouse does!