Japan Has The World's Worst Army....

[The Nitelight]

Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra and Manda are stomping their way through Tokyo.

The Japanese army is firing missile after missile at them.

Not ONE is hitting its target.

What's wrong with you guys?

They're enormous.

Blow them up already!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Yeah, I know!

I was watching the same thing.

You'd think the UN would help them out,

BUT NOOOOO....