sethp
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Annual ball at work - coincides with end of financial year. Have been preparing for it for about a month or so![]()
sounds fun!
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Annual ball at work - coincides with end of financial year. Have been preparing for it for about a month or so![]()
hey everyone. lurking/working should be writing. but... I'll be in and out and in and out and spasm...oh sorry I thought I was writing a sex scene there....
watch out or i'll cum in your ear!
now that's just bad aim on your part!
they say some adults can hear it but most can't...I forget the percentage. so what they do is put these speakers in places where teenagers congregate but you don't want them and then play it. the onlly people who mind are the teenagers and it's annoying and sometimes painful so they leave.
shit - I keep forgetting i'm gonna be 37 in a couple weeks.![]()
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oh fuck! when is the date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOlYYYY FUick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's gonna be a pary!!!
LOL - when you say spasm like that, I think of muscle cramp![]()
well, that's one form of safe sex!
Damn, why do people hate teenagers so much? LOL Now, is there any way we can make something like this for people who play their crappy music at full blast on their car stereos?
I haven't forgotten, and the date is marked in red on my calendar!
Par-tayyyy!!!
hey peeps
the morning of the Big Day lol
shaved, cologned, moisturised - and will do it again later on, after work as well - well not the shaving part lol![]()
Annual ball at work - coincides with end of financial year. Have been preparing for it for about a month or so![]()
thank you jane.. I knew I could count on you!
hey jane you like hurricanes?
oh crap...LOL - when you say spasm like that, I think of muscle cramp![]()
well, that's one form of safe sex!
Damn, why do people hate teenagers so much? LOL Now, is there any way we can make something like this for people who play their crappy music at full blast on their car stereos?
I haven't forgotten, and the date is marked in red on my calendar!
Par-tayyyy!!!
thank you jane.. I knew I could count on you!
Absolutely! I'll bring the cake shaped like a giant penis. What are you bringing?
Hey Pnut! I've never experienced a hurricane. I live in earthquake country![]()
Absolutely! I'll bring the cake shaped like a giant penis. What are you bringing?
Hey Pnut! I've never experienced a hurricane. I live in earthquake country![]()
I'm just bringing the giant penis! lol
and a g-string? I'll bring some crisp $1 bills![]()
I'm just bringing the giant penis! lol
I'm just bringing the giant penis! lol
and a g-string? I'll bring some crisp $1 bills![]()
um nobody said anything about dancing!
so i can't call you hurricane jane, and im not calling you earthquake jane (thats just to rude)unless you make them earthquake in a fantasic way
Damn sorry buddy your not needed *puts giant penis back in box* maybe next time willis
I got watermelon and wimbledon reruns life couldn't be better
LOL - you can call me hurricane jane if you want, or just plain Jane, or Janey, or whatever.![]()
LOL it's OK pnut you can just bring the watermelon and wimbledon reruns to the party.![]()
I love tennis
just listen to sharapova as she hits the ball, is she making that noise on purpose
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u4V48HEERDQ
I usually try to catch some of Wimbledon every year. Unfortunately I haven't had the opportunity to this year.
The players put every ounce of their being into hitting. I can remember one of the Williams' sisters making super loud grunting noises. Venus, I think it was.
good point. or they just want to sound rude and make us horny
lol...umm...sure. I bet that's it!!![]()
if all them strawberries and cream and tight outfits, the whole thing is a orgy
you're starting to sound like seth now.![]()
ever been to wimbledon. Breast and brooze everywhere. all you got to do is sit down and you get someone sucking your cock. Its like a wet dream