Jake, Matt and Lance group sex

MsJess0125

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Ok, so if you're a bored 20-something like me you probably know about the friendship between Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaghey and Lance Armstrong...if you're not bored like me, these three hang out together because Matt and Jake were both up to play Lance in a movie about his life, they started training together and now they are always seen and different parties and clubs together. they're bff...

so that got me thinking...."MAN I WOULDNT MIND BEING TAG TEAMED BY THOSE THREE"



or, it could turn into a hot topic for the Gay category. Why are those three so close? hmm.......
 
lol. I like how your mind works. :cathappy:

Even better, could combine the two thoughts and have all three taking you to bed, but you don't get screwed until he gets screwed by one of the other two, so after one of them gets done, he does you and so on until none of them can get it up anymore. :catroar:
 
HAHA!

Actually if it was ME. It could be interracial/gay/group sex. How many categories can we fit this into?
 
If you really try, all of them actually. :nana:

Well almost , skip nonhuman and you can fit the rest into it easily enough. ;)

So for example, your a black woman, Lance Amstrong did a race in with yoru home town on it somewhere, he being single and your mom having a thing for him jumps his bones and gets pregnant with you. So in the process of reaching him, you get grabbed by Matt and Jake brought to Lances house where they take turns on you after themselves being done like I said before, oh and your married and your husband wants you to sleep around. :catroar:
 
PUAHAHAHAAAA! Lance Armstrong's my dad! I'm in tears. Thats pretty hot, very jerry springerish. You're on a roll? How would you tie in Mind Control?
 
Oh dang, forgot that one. :eek:

OK, say Matthew McConaghey learned how to hypnotize people and he hypnotizes you and says your a total and complete slut and can't say no to any man in this room right now. Of course to keep it non consent one has to be not there so let's say Jake isn't so your kicking and screaming when he tries to get on, but the other two you just lay back and let em have their fun. ;)
 
Matt WOULD be the hypnotist, with all the naked bongo playing and all...
 
I didn't know about that, I said he is the hypnist because he has those lazy eyes that never really stare at anything. ;)
 
emap said:
I didn't know about that, I said he is the hypnist because he has those lazy eyes that never really stare at anything. ;)

Yeah he was arrested for noise ordinance issues and possession of marijuana. When the cops got called to the house he was naked and playing the bongos stones.

I WISH this were a made up tabloid story but its real, you can google the police photo
 
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