Jail's Cell

Blue Dolphin said:
Oh Madame, an English gentleman would never be that coarse to a lady.

"I desire you, very much, and have a dream, that we can be together, and make deliciously passionate love, for hours on end my dear."
"oh Sir, ya'll are makin' mah heart all aflutter. I do believe that perhaps I shall take you up on your offer."
 
Blue Dolphin said:
*Dials her number

hears it ringing

"Damn but I hate talking to inanimate fecking objects like ansaphones"

*lying down next to the answering machine, waiting in rapture for Blue to leave a message* :p
 
Jail said:
"oh Sir, ya'll are makin' mah heart all aflutter. I do believe that perhaps I shall take you up on your offer."

*kissing her softly, my tongue tracing her lips, as my hands caress her back*

mmmmmm
 
SheRemembers said:
*lying down next to the answering machine, waiting in rapture for Blue to leave a message* :p
*slips BD a phone card so he'll phone you for sure* :p
 
Blue Dolphin said:
*kissing her softly, my tongue tracing her lips, as my hands caress her back*

mmmmmm

"Oh Sir, you are exquisite at this. Please be gentle for my virtue is still intact"
:eek:
 
SheRemembers said:
*lying down next to the answering machine, waiting in rapture for Blue to leave a message* :p

"Hello SR, Blue calling, sadly, you seem to be unavailable, which is such a shame my dear.
For I am certain, in my own mind, that we would have found so much in common to discuss.
But I have no fear lovely lady, I will be back, and soon.
Bye for now
:kiss: :kiss: "
 
Jail said:
(((((((((((((((((((((((((Helly))))))))))))))))))))))))) :kiss: :rose:


now, Helly, you didn't have to change that title just for me. the seraphim one was great too, hun
ya know ya like it ;)
 
Jail said:
"Oh Sir, you are exquisite at this. Please be gentle for my virtue is still intact"
:eek:

"Not for long my dear, I assure you"

I kiss your nech, as my hand opens each button on your blouse, down to your waist. And I sense your breasts, falling out freely.
Smiling, I kiss the rise of each of them, noting how dark the area around your nipples is, and how proud and erect they seem
 
Blue Dolphin said:
"Not for long my dear, I assure you"

I kiss your nech, as my hand opens each button on your blouse, down to your waist. And I sense your breasts, falling out freely.
Smiling, I kiss the rise of each of them, noting how dark the area around your nipples is, and how proud and erect they seem
*trembles nervously* "Oh Sir, Mammy will be evah so displeased with me when she sees that my bustier has been ruffled with. Oh fiddle dee dee, she can be displeased all she wants. Your hands are much more gentle than her's are"
 
Darn!

I snuck a key from the deputy warden last week to make the great escape and it turns out someone changed the lock. :rolleyes:
 
Shagly said:
Darn!

I snuck a key from the deputy warden last week to make the great escape and it turns out someone changed the lock. :rolleyes:
aw now, Shag, why on earth would you ever wanna escape from here?
 
Hellfire75 said:
true true !!Let the corruption continue!
hahahahaha

so........................how's the neighbour? Run out of koolaid lately? ;)
 
SweetBrie said:
Hey Jaily... I thought you'd like to know this...

You Are 30% Bitchy

http://images.yournewromance.com/howbitchyareyouquiz/bitchy-2.jpg

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts.
Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

How Bitchy Are You?

http://ynr.blogthings.com/howbitchyareyouquiz/
LOL well I just did it and it says I'm 34%. What question did you get wrong? lmfao
 
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