Jail's Cell

[Jail]

Since you put me on this weired diet, all I see are these mermaids, GutterGoddesses and girls with whips.........naughty, very naughty.

What?????????? no kitties?

 

[Shagly]

What?????????? no kitties?

I already have 3 aristocats trying to sneak in at night and sleep with me.

 

[behindthewheel]

wanders in................and sits down

 

[Jail]

I already have 3 aristocats trying to sneak in at night and sleep with me.

LOL ah I see well I'll upgrade you from bread and water to milk and crackers. How's that?

 

[Jail]

wanders in................and sits down

hi there, btw..............welcome to my Cell. May I get you anything to drink?

 

[Shagly]

LOL ah I see well I'll upgrade you from bread and water to milk and crackers. How's that?

Oh goodie...........now I get to have crackers so I can't whistle...............how about making things more comfy like a vibrating waterbed?

 

[Jail]

Oh goodie...........now I get to have crackers so I can't whistle...............how about making things more comfy like a vibrating waterbed?

I thought I got you one of those awhile back. Did you spring a leak already?

 

[behindthewheel]

hi there, btw..............welcome to my Cell. May I get you anything to drink?

what do you have on offer?

 

[Shagly]

I thought I got you one of those awhile back. Did you spring a leak already?

I never got my waterbed, it wen't to cellblock 4, now if you would send me a waterbed and test it with me...............heeheehee.

 

[Jail]

I never got my waterbed, it wen't to cellblock 4, now if you would send me a waterbed and test it with me...............heeheehee.

LOL well, ok, but only if you promise not to erm..........splash too much

 

[Jail]

what do you have on offer?

I can offer you anything you desire.

 

[Shagly]

LOL well, ok, but only if you promise not to erm..........splash too much

Well O.K., I might even let you squeeze my duckie.

 

[behindthewheel]

I can offer you anything you desire.

really? never knew cells where like this

 

[Jail]

Well O.K., I might even let you squeeze my duckie.

And are you gonna play with my pussy?

 

[Jail]

really? never knew cells where like this

Well this cell is a lot different than any other. I'm sure other cellmates will attest to it

 

[Shagly]

And are you gonna play with my pussy?

I will give the pussy a good licking.

 

[behindthewheel]

Well this cell is a lot different than any other. I'm sure other cellmates will attest to it

I will admit that av is very alluring .........

 

[LuckyVic]

And are you gonna play with my pussy?

*jaw drops open

 

[Jail]

I will give the pussy a good licking.

But my pussy licks himself

 

[Jail]

I will admit that av is very alluring .........

Thank you

 

[Shagly]

But my pussy licks himself

Ack!

furball.

 

[Jail]

*jaw drops open

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I was talking about Tigger, Vic sheeeeeeeeesh

 

[LuckyVic]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I was talking about Tigger, Vic sheeeeeeeeesh

Ahhhh I guess my brain was in the gutter

 

[behindthewheel]

Thank you

about what? Looks really good to me
what is on offer? you?

 

[Jail]

about what? Looks really good to me
what is on offer? you?

No, I'm just the bartender LOL