Jail's Cell

[Jail]

Slow here in my cell all alone

Aw how come?

 

[Shreik]

Aw how come?

My other half is still away visiting the new first handsome Grandchild

 

[Jail]

My other half is still away visiting the new first handsome Grandchild

Ah right, you did tell me that she was going away..........and how is the bouncing baby doing?

 

[Shreik]

Ah right, you did tell me that she was going away..........and how is the bouncing baby doing?

According to phone calls great

 

[Jail]

According to phone calls great

Good grief! He's learned to use a phone already? Wow, they start them younger and younger every day!!!

 

[virgin_not]

just a quick question..do you have handcuffs here..oh well..stupid question..of course you got right? hehe..I loved to play with handcuffs like this:

Ok.I better go before I commit another sin again..rofl

 

[thump]

just a quick question..do you have handcuffs here..oh well..stupid question..of course you got right? hehe..I loved to play with handcuffs like this:

Ok.I better go before I commit another sin again..rofl

Hey, I got some just like that

 

[Jail]

just a quick question..do you have handcuffs here..oh well..stupid question..of course you got right? hehe..I loved to play with handcuffs like this:

Ok.I better go before I commit another sin again..rofl

LMAO *shakes my head*

I have several sets of handcuffs here. I had more, but some haven't been returned yet.

 

[Jail]

Hey, I got some just like that

You do huh?

 

[Shreik]

Good grief! He's learned to use a phone already? Wow, they start them younger and younger every day!!!

Yes they do lol

 

[thump]

You do huh?

Yep, I have several kinds...

 

[Jail]

Yep, I have several kinds...

Well for goodness sake, do tell.

 

[Jail]

Yes they do lol

Next thing you know, he'll be driving himself home from the hospital.

 

[thump]

Well for goodness sake, do tell.

Well I got some real handcuffs, I got some what you may want to call restraints and if need be, I hear a good sheet will do the trick

 

[Shreik]

Next thing you know, he'll be driving himself home from the hospital.

Hes already home. He was 8lb 4oz, 21 1/2

 

[Jail]

Well I got some real handcuffs, I got some what you may want to call restraints and if need be, I hear a good sheet will do the trick

oooooOOOooo a sheet? It wouldn't happen to be covered with some type of oil too, would it?

 

[Jail]

Hes already home. He was 8lb 4oz, 21 1/2

sheeeeeesh he's almost a football player already. That's a nice size for a boy.

Congratulations again, babes

 

[Shreik]

sheeeeeesh he's almost a football player already. That's a nice size for a boy.

Congratulations again, babes

Thank you but I had nothing to do with it lol

 

[Jail]

Thank you but I had nothing to do with it lol

Perhaps not directly, but you did send the missus to go visit him and you had to stay home, didn't ya?

 

[Shreik]

Perhaps not directly, but you did send the missus to go visit him and you had to stay home, didn't ya?

I could not stop her if I had wanted to

 

[Jail]

I could not stop her if I had wanted to

Probably not. It's a gramma thing

 

[thump]

oooooOOOooo a sheet? It wouldn't happen to be covered with some type of oil too, would it?

It could...maybe Crisco (I use to have a thing for Loretta Lynn)...but I was thinking more along the lines of it being wrapped around the bed post

 

[Shreik]

Probably not. It's a gramma thing

True lol

 

[Jail]

It could...maybe Crisco (I use to have a thing for Loretta Lynn)...but I was thinking more along the lines of it being wrapped around the bed post

LMAO @ Loretta Lynn. Oh geez, I forgot about those commercials she made for Crisco. hahahaha

A bedpost you say? *note to self---pm thumb for more details*

 

[thump]

LMAO @ Loretta Lynn. Oh geez, I forgot about those commercials she made for Crisco. hahahaha

A bedpost you say? *note to self---pm thumb for more details*

Yea, whenever i saw those commercials I just kept imagining rubbing crisco all over her naked body