Jail's Cell

[Jail]

Yea, whenever i saw those commercials I just kept imagining rubbing crisco all over her naked body

I wonder if Conway Twitty ever did.

 

[Shreik]

Yea, whenever i saw those commercials I just kept imagining rubbing crisco all over her naked body

I have met her you are not missing anything

 

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I have met her you are not missing anything

Really? Well she stopped being a fantasy a few years back

 

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I wonder if Conway Twitty ever did.

I bet he did, that is why is hair was always like that...

 

[Jail]

Really? Well she stopped being a fantasy a few years back

Who was your next fantasy?

 

[Jail]

I bet he did, that is why is hair was always like that...

LMAO oh geezus, that hair!!!! hahahaha

 

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Who was your next fantasy?

Well I had several wet dreams about Donna Fargo when i was in my early teens, then I switched to Barbra Mandrell....

 

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LMAO oh geezus, that hair!!!! hahahaha

Plus you know how deep his voice was, he did not look like a guy that should have had a deep voice, so he had to be getting some, somewhere.

 

[Jail]

Well I had several wet dreams about Donna Fargo when i was in my early teens, then I switched to Barbra Mandrell....

I see a bit of a pattern----brunette, brunette, blonde.............and gee, guess what? I'm blonde too

 

[Jail]

Plus you know how deep his voice was, he did not look like a guy that should have had a deep voice, so he had to be getting some, somewhere.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Ever think Dolly did Porter Waggoner?

 

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I see a bit of a pattern----brunette, brunette, blonde.............and gee, guess what? I'm blonde too

And I dont care if you can sing or not Plus you have been a fantasy for a couple of months now

 

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Yeah, you're probably right.

Ever think Dolly did Porter Waggoner?

See the way I see them two, I figure that Porter Waggner was always drunk...so even if she was willing, he was passed out. Besides, I see Dolly more in line of doing to road crew.

 

[Jail]

And I dont care if you can sing or not Plus you have been a fantasy for a couple of months now

*sings* "If Lovin' You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right"

 

[Jail]

See the way I see them two, I figure that Porter Waggner was always drunk...so even if she was willing, he was passed out. Besides, I see Dolly more in line of doing to road crew.

LMFAO

Well there were plenty of boobage to go around.........no man in her crew need go hungry

 

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*sings* "If Lovin' You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right"

Wow, and that was one of my favorite...

 

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LMFAO

Well there were plenty of boobage to go around.........no man in her crew need go hungry

That is true. I once saw her little sister sing at a county fair and I always thought she was much hotter than Dolly.

 

[Jail]

Wow, and that was one of my favorite...

I knew that for some reason

 

[Jail]

That is true. I once saw her little sister sing at a county fair and I always thought she was much hotter than Dolly.

But she didn't have the boobage huh?

 

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I knew that for some reason

Well you could sing anything and I would love it

 

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But she didn't have the boobage huh?

No and she didnt have the fake hair either...but she was pretty hot.

 

[Jail]

No and she didnt have the fake hair either...but she was pretty hot.

Who do you like of the newer singers? It doesn't necessarily have to be country and western.

 

[Jail]

Well you could sing anything and I would love it

I do a mean version of Stairway to Heaven......but it's not country, babes

 

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Who do you like of the newer singers? It doesn't necessarily have to be country and western.

Well that is all I listen to actually and my favorite right now is the lead singer for Sugarland. I think she is so hot

 

[Jail]

Well that is all I listen to actually and my favorite right now is the lead singer for Sugarland. I think she is so hot

Ah ok, fair enough. I grew up around country and western music, and eventually it felt like it was being shoved down my throat, especially during the 80's and 90's. I've always been a die-hard classic rock fan, with a mix of blues and metal as well.

 

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Ah ok, fair enough. I grew up around country and western music, and eventually it felt like it was being shoved down my throat, especially during the 80's and 90's. I've always been a die-hard classic rock fan, with a mix of blues and metal as well.

I use to be too in the eighties and ninties....but I moved to Georgia in 92 and that is when I really started getting into country.

So what about you...who would make jail"s cell shake?