Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

*leaves hugs for @JerseyJade*
You look so much more gorgeous in color.

Aww, thanks Azul.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/67151512_2349814388417959_521753619255525376_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=voHoWD3r2PQAX-kIZqf&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AfAoP1SEDmVw_nbmv2UNvv9JiU2Zv8oascSpJEWJ3vmAXA&oe=661F0725

 

[SunBuns]

You have a sparkle in you eyes that is captivating

 

[JerseyJade]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1975244419.3232/poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg
This is face that only @SirConradPeckereye would love.

 

[ShaneoD]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1975244419.3232/poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg
This is face that only @SirConradPeckereye would love.

She looks scared, also why am I imagining the noise that one of those bags for life make form Aldi

 

[investor2020]

How to tell when the bloom is off the rose in a relationship . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9500302848/h4CB3F2CB/person-s-favorite-position-bed-near-wall-so-can-use-my-phone-while-s-charging

 

[investor2020]

Why communication with women is difficult . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9506371328/h34AC4187/cat-ask-her-s-wrong-and-she-says-nothing-but-then-she-spends-rest-day-looking-at-like

 

[investor2020]

Why don't women understand that men have feelings too . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9016069632/hF6AACB0C/person-she-talks-into-having-sex-on-first-date-and-now-feel-like-complete-whore

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1975244419.3232/poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg
This is face that only @SirConradPeckereye would love.

Yea yea yea, just jealous it doesn't have your pic covering it...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How to tell when the bloom is off the rose in a relationship . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9500302848/h4CB3F2CB/person-s-favorite-position-bed-near-wall-so-can-use-my-phone-while-s-charging

OR she has a small hole and needs to be kept near the pump...

 

[JerseyJade]

Why don't women understand that men have feelings too . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9016069632/hF6AACB0C/person-she-talks-into-having-sex-on-first-date-and-now-feel-like-complete-whore

Like that ever happened.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not even Leprechaun's are safe from @JerseyJade or @lil_jenni
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[JerseyJade]

Not even Leprechaun's are safe from @JerseyJade or @lil_jenni
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Eww! Leprechauns!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eww! Leprechauns!

Your green tongue says otherwise young lady!

 

[JerseyJade]

Your green tongue says otherwise young lady!

Now I'm visualizing green cum and it's not a nice sight.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Now I'm visualizing green cum and it's not a nice sight.

If you were a good girl you wouldn't even know it...

 

[JerseyJade]

If you were a good girl you wouldn't even know it...

True, but I would know it was from a fucken Leprechaun... wait a sec! No way would that ever happen!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

True, but I would know it was from a fucken Leprechaun... wait a sec! No way would that ever happen!

Because you would be too busy with the gnomes!?

 

[JerseyJade]

Because you would be too busy with the gnomes!?

Gnome way!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gnome way!

It doesn't take Sherlock Gnomes to see your lying through those lips AND porcelain stained tongue!

 

[13Fantasies]

I figured she was against leprechauns because that's a long way to kneel down for a little blarney when she has all of us right here.

 

[JerseyJade]

It doesn't take Sherlock Gnomes to see your lying through those lips AND porcelain stained tongue!

Listen Detective SirPeckerHeadWhoDon'tKnowShit! STFU!

 

[JerseyJade]

Time go home. Later everyone.

 

[13Fantasies]

Why don't women understand that men have feelings too . . .

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9016069632/hF6AACB0C/person-she-talks-into-having-sex-on-first-date-and-now-feel-like-complete-whore

Happened once. So I leaned into it for another eight weeks. Didn't make any money, but at least a hot woman was having sex with me.

#ReputationTradeoffs

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Listen Detective SirPeckerHeadWhoDon'tKnowShit! STFU!

Gnome way! I'm way too gnomegrossed im this conversation to stop now!