Jade's World on Lit

[JackHemingway]

My pleasure. It hasn't been a very nice week here, but it's always nice to meet new people. You look lovely btw.

 

[JerseyJade]

My pleasure. It hasn't been a very nice week here, but it's always nice to meet new people. You look lovely btw.

Thank you.

 

[JackHemingway]

You're welcome. You're well, I hope. What do you like discussing here?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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Hey, someone wrote a book about me!

This is perfect. I just sent it to my sister and suggested she get a fridge magnet to signal these nights

 

[Upinsideu2]

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What makes you say that?

Because it really isn’t very common that a girl is as good at it as she claims ! I mean I kinda consider my self a connoisseur on the subject & lately I have been finding that the claim of being very accomplished at it is getting to be a loose term.

 

[JerseyJade]

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Because it really isn’t very common that a girl is as good at it as she claims ! I mean I kinda consider my self a connoisseur on the subject & lately I have been finding that the claim of being very accomplished at it is getting to be a loose term.

Well I never claimed or bragged that I was good at that, so don't include me in your assumptions. Also... it doesn't take a whole lot of effort to give good head, so maybe you're just too fucken picky.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well I never claimed or bragged that I was good at that, so don't include me in your assumptions. Also... it doesn't take a whole lot of effort to give good head, so maybe you're just too fucken picky.

When I saw his comment, all I could think was: This dude has NO idea who he's messing with. YOU are the GOLD standard in oral.

 

[JerseyJade]

When I saw his comment, all I could think was: This dude has NO idea who he's messing with. YOU are the GOLD standard in oral.

Aww... thanks 13.

 

[13Fantasies]

Aww... thanks 13.

Just because I don't get to experience talent doesn't mean I can't recognize talent.

 

[lil_jenni]

Well I never claimed or bragged that I was good at that, so don't include me in your assumptions. Also... it doesn't take a whole lot of effort to give good head, so maybe you're just too fucken picky.

Oh, I'll claim to be good... Very good... 'super' even...

But it's kinda like wine... the best Chardonnay in the world is still not going to appeal to someone who doesn't like white wine even though white wine lovers may, well, love it...

Or put a different way, bringing in a set of subjective presumptions and finding lack of quality for something not fitting those presumptions does not mean that the quality may not be fantastic for others with different preferences. I mean, how the fuck do we establish an objective blowjob quality scale anyway? Number of satisfied recipients? Shit, that's too easy... mouth on penis = fantastic for the majority of men. The number of men who tell a cocksucker she (or he) is the best ever? Nah -- that may just be the guy wanting another BJ. One person's picky dicky? Nopers -- that'd just be silly.

Shit, maybe the wine analogy was better. Mmmm.... I miss wine sometimes...

***Edited because an intended play on words might have come across as mean when I did not intend it to be so.***

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh, I'll claim to be good... Very good... 'super' even...

But it's kinda like wine... the best Chardonnay in the world is still not going to appeal to someone who doesn't like white wine even though white wine lovers may, well, love it...

Or put a different way, bringing in a set of subjective presumptions and finding lack of quality for something not fitting those presumptions does not mean that the quality may not be fantastic for others with different preferences. I mean, how the fuck do we establish an objective blowjob quality scale anyway? Number of satisfied recipients? Shit, that's too easy... mouth on penis = fantastic for the majority of men. The number of men who tell a cocksucker she (or he) is the best ever? Nah -- that may just be the guy wanting another BJ. One person's picky dicky? Nopers -- that'd just be silly.

Shit, maybe the wine analogy was better. Mmmm.... I miss wine sometimes...

***Edited because an intended play on words might have come across as mean when I did not intend it to be so.***

I'm sure you qualify for the gold standard too.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh, I'll claim to be good... Very good... 'super' even...

But it's kinda like wine... the best Chardonnay in the world is still not going to appeal to someone who doesn't like white wine even though white wine lovers may, well, love it...

Or put a different way, bringing in a set of subjective presumptions and finding lack of quality for something not fitting those presumptions does not mean that the quality may not be fantastic for others with different preferences. I mean, how the fuck do we establish an objective blowjob quality scale anyway? Number of satisfied recipients? Shit, that's too easy... mouth on penis = fantastic for the majority of men. The number of men who tell a cocksucker she (or he) is the best ever? Nah -- that may just be the guy wanting another BJ. One person's picky dicky? Nopers -- that'd just be silly.

Shit, maybe the wine analogy was better. Mmmm.... I miss wine sometimes...

***Edited because an intended play on words might have come across as mean when I did not intend it to be so.***

Wine. Yummy!

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm sure you qualify for the gold standard too.

#facts

 

[ShaneoD]

#facts

I'll admit I lost about 30 minutes reading your exchanges earlier

 

[JerseyJade]

I'll admit I lost about 30 minutes reading your exchanges earlier

You must be a slow reader.

 

[ShaneoD]

You must be a slow reader.

Yes....reading......

 

[MidnightRyder007]

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[KayleePie]

is Jade not here tonight?

 

[13Fantasies]

is Jade not here tonight?

She said she had to care for the kids...and maybe some fun after they fall asleep

 

[jason28053]

is Jade not here tonight?

She was here earlier in the afternoon and mentioned something about having fun this evening

 

[KayleePie]

she must be starting early she hasn't answered any of my txt msgs

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hoping JJ has a very satisfying evening.

 

[KayleePie]

Hoping JJ has a very satisfying evening.

I don't know about her but I know who ever she with is going to

 

[jason28053]

I don't know about her but I know who ever she with is going to

I’m sure that’s true

 

[Shenanigans90]

I don't know about her but I know who ever she with is going to

That speaks volumes coming from a close friend/wingwoman.