Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

And making waffles is code for fellatio?

Nope. Making waffles comes after that.

 

[JerseyJade]

Lots of maple syrup and whipped cream ... Right??? As I start the movie in my mind!!

No whipped cream this time. Just maple syrup.

 

[KayleePie]

Nope. Making waffles comes after that.

I was thinkin the same thing

 

[Mr_Soup]

Good evening everyone. Or good morning... whichever case that may be.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Good evening!

 

[Mr_Soup]

You're not a fan of sleep or your brain? I'm confused.

Sleep I love, which I never get enough of. My brain, however, likes to deprive me of sleep. When I try to sleep it’s like having Raul Julia for a roommate as he prepares for his marathon of amphetamines and hookers.

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[JerseyJade]

Good evening everyone. Or good morning... whichever case that may be.

Good evening!

Good evening, Mr Soup and Dawn.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sleep I love, which I never get enough of. My brain, however, likes to deprive me of sleep. When I try to sleep it’s like having Raul Julia for a roommate as he prepares for his marathon of amphetamines and hookers.

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I have no clue who you're talking about.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Good evening, Mr Soup and Dawn.

Good evening Jade, how was your day?

 

[Mr_Soup]

I have no clue who you're talking about.

*Gasp!* How?! Even if you don't know him by name, he's in the frickin' gif!

 

[JerseyJade]

Good evening Jade, how was your day?

It was okay. How was yours?

 

[JerseyJade]

*Gasp!* How?! Even if you don't know him by name, he's in the frickin' gif!

Okay, but I don't see any hookers.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

It was okay. How was yours?

A bit under the weather last few days so I guess could have been better...lol

 

[JerseyJade]

A bit under the weather last few days so I guess could have been better...lol

Aww, well feel better, Dawn.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Aww, well feel better, Dawn.

Getting there thanks!

 

[Mr_Soup]

Okay, but I don't see any hookers.

Me either. I just get to hear the noise they make in my head while I try to sleep...

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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[tnman03]

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[tnman03]

G'mornin JJ. How's your world today? What about the rest of you characters here, anything interesting or even better totally filthy to disclose?

 

[JerseyJade]

G'mornin JJ. How's your world today? What about the rest of you characters here, anything interesting or even better totally filthy to disclose?

Good morning, tnman. Not much going on here at the moment. I suspect it will get busier as the day goes on, though.

 

[thejabber27]

Hey Jade, Still recovering from the party?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey Jade, Still recovering from the party?

Hey, Jabber. Nope, all good now.

 

[thejabber27]

Good to hear!