Jade's World on Lit

[Shenanigans90]

I need this shirt in the male version

 

[JerseyJade]

I need this shirt in the male version

I don't want to act my age at all. Well only when I don't have to do the mommy thing.

 

[Dribble]

more than I care to admit

That's what I keep telling her.

Well...all I know is it was one too few

 

[JerseyJade]

Well...all I know is it was one too few

I keep telling her to go for it, but she don't listen.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I don't want to act my age at all. Well only when I don't have to do the mommy thing.

This is where I thought I had some insightful thought about being a grownup doesn't mean you out grow fun things from your younger years...


Except I'm tied and have the slow brain today.

 

[investor2020]

JJ: "True, but I keep mine clean for the next time. "

Kaylee: "I stopped wearing mine many wieners ago "

I've got to be reincarnated in Jersey!!

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ: "True, but I keep mine clean for the next time. "

Kaylee: "I stopped wearing mine many wieners ago "

I've got to be reincarnated in Jersey!!

Lmao!

 

[Dphillips]

JJ: "True, but I keep mine clean for the next time. "

Kaylee: "I stopped wearing mine many wieners ago "

I've got to be reincarnated in Jersey!!

I laughed my butt off on this!!!!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

This is where I thought I had some insightful thought about being a grownup doesn't mean you out grow fun things from your younger years...


Except I'm tied and have the slow brain today.

I hope you're untied now, need to get blood flowing in your brain to speed it up you know o.o

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*wanders out*

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[SirConradPeckereye]

@sirc

LOL...not on my phone.*rushes to get phone*

If you don't hurry up I'm gonna have to arrest you

Ok false alarm you posted.... though now kinda bummed lol

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sir

Sir, yes Sir *salutes*

At ease cadet

So how is/was (not sure where you're from) your day?

 

[investor2020]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

*@parade rest*
Sir this cadet respectfully submits that this cadet hails from New Zealand, Sir!
This cadet's day has been as usual Sir, busy but fun! Sir!

Oh I've wanted to go there!

What made the day busy but fun cadet?

*eyes your uniform to make sure it's up to snuff*

Your rack, and I mean ribbon rack, is out of order AND crooked!

 

[tnman03]

 

[BrendaBear]

If you don't hurry up I'm gonna have to arrest you

Ok false alarm you posted.... though now kinda bummed lol

What… handcuffs??

Oh darn, false alarm.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What… handcuffs??

Oh darn, false alarm.

Oh handcuffs can be brought out at any time if you're bad enough

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh handcuffs can be brought out at any time if you're bad enough

 

[JerseyJade]

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I don't save memes on my phone. I only post them on here.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't save memes on my phone. I only post them on here.

But you have to save them to be able to post them

 

[JerseyJade]

But you have to save them to be able to post them

No I don't. I copy the link and then paste it here, dork.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No I don't. I copy the link and then paste it here, dork.

Uh huh..... sure

How's JJ doing today? If I got you in trouble yesterday it's ACTUALLY your fault for being on your phone not mine

 

[JerseyJade]

Uh huh..... sure

How's JJ doing today? If I got you in trouble yesterday it's ACTUALLY your fault for being on your phone not mine

You're WRONG! It would have been ALL your fault for bullying me and making me be here when I should be working. But lucky for YOU, I didn't get in trouble... otherwise I would have kicked your butt.

I'm doing good. How about you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You're WRONG! It would have been ALL your fault for bullying me and making me be here when I should be working. But lucky for YOU, I didn't get in trouble... otherwise I would have kicked your butt.

I'm doing good. How about you?

Only because I LET you kick my butt

I'm doing good, just had lunch and now talking to this pretty awesome chick, don't let her know that or her ego might get bigger than it already is

 

[JerseyJade]

Only because I LET you kick my butt

I'm doing good, just had lunch and now talking to this pretty awesome chick, don't let her know that or her ego might get bigger than it already is

I just about to have my lunch. I'm waiting for my salad to get here. And you're the expert when it comes to having an ego, so don't give me any of your shit, SirPeckerHeadWhosEgoIsBiggerThanHisDick.