Jacking-Off Log

[bridgeburner]

I have a hard time with the bare minimum of standard fluids --- sweat, spit, cum. Well, so long as none of it is dripping or spraying on my face I'm okay, but I get creeped out and gaggy occasionally if there's too much moisture around.

 

[englishman29]

interesting thread.

Ok well i had one this morning, just a quick one really, 10 mins or so. going to have a nice one later on tonight when i get the chance.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

Ahhh, hell.
Video made by one of the women in AmPic.
Harumph
I think I might have some fiberglass in my hands,
I hope I didn't get any stuck in the ole Swing Low Sweet Chariot

 

[jenny67985]

Working on masturbating right now although lacking the motivation. Where is a nice long tongue when you need one?

 

[Palba_Noruda]

Working on masturbating right now although lacking the motivation. Where is a nice long tongue when you need one?

Don't work too hard

 

[jenny67985]

Don't work too hard

lol. No if I do then I will lose all interest and sleep instead but it is so much better to sleep when you've had an orgasm.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

lol. No if I do then I will lose all interest and sleep instead but it is so much better to sleep when you've had an orgasm.

You could always try for a wet dream?

It's supposedly possible to influence your dreams by thinking about what you want to dream about right before falling asleep. This might be my best jacking idea yet! Too bad I'd have to wait like three weeks to build up the mojo for the nocturnal emiss.

Anybody else still have the occasional wet dream?

lol. No if I do then I will lose all interest and sleep instead but it is so much better to sleep when you've had an orgasm.

Let us know how it turns out. I'm ready to sleep. ZZZ LOL ZZZ

 

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[IrezumiKiss]

nothing mysterious about orgasms easing cramping. It's just finding someone man enough to risk doing it, though I'd happily be tied up for his safety.

Bah. I fucked my girlfriends during their menses all the time. And I'd do it to you, too, but...you won't be having your red tide come in anymore!

 

[where]

Bah. I fucked my girlfriends during their menses all the time. And I'd do it to you, too, but...you won't be having your red tide come in anymore!

it's not blood anymore, and I'm not allowed for 6 weeks.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it's not blood anymore, and I'm not allowed for 6 weeks.

So...until your natural menopause takes over, when your month time comes around, you'll...pass water? Or nothing at all?

How many more weeks to go? Four? You can frig your clit but you're not allowed to insert anything inside you, yes?

 

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So...until your natural menopause takes over, when your month time comes around, you'll...pass water? Or nothing at all?

How many more weeks to go? Four? You can frig your clit but you're not allowed to insert anything inside you, yes?

no... the watery stuff is just until my next period, such as it may be.

yeah.. about four weeks now, and no... no penetration.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

no... the watery stuff is just until my next period, such as it may be.

yeah.. about four weeks now, and no... no penetration.

unnggh. I guess you can wait it out, but for a sexual woman like you, it's gotta be a bad itch. I can't go past a week without masturbating, if I've got total privacy.

Do you feel physically better, or different than before, now?

 

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unnggh. I guess you can wait it out, but for a sexual woman like you, it's gotta be a bad itch. I can't go past a week without masturbating, if I've got total privacy.

Do you feel physically better, or different than before, now?

I'm much much better. I felt bad after the op for over a week but I'm fine now. Just waiting to see if it's worked!

 

[Palba_Noruda]

I jacked Monday night. Sans porn.
Was just thinking of my best friend at work.
She's gorgeous and was wearing this cute low cut sweater
that showed beautiful beautiful cleavage
and for once she didn't catch me peeking
and she's awfully sexy
sigh
she's engaged to some douchebag
today we were PMing
about going to lunch
and she said she "can be easily convinced"
we were talking about where to go for lunch
but still
sigh

 

[Palba_Noruda]

Last night.
NYPD Blue, Season 1.
David Caruso could work me over anytime.
The love interest, Amy Brenneman, she ain't bad either.
It's the underlying animal nature of the characters, even in the non-sex scenes, that makes the show jack-worthy.
When Law and Order fades away into the sunset, NYPD Blue will stand alone as the best detective series of the 90s. IMHO.

 

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Last night.
NYPD Blue, Season 1.
David Caruso could work me over anytime.
The love interest, Amy Brenneman, she ain't bad either.
It's the underlying animal nature of the characters, even in the non-sex scenes, that makes the show jack-worthy.
When Law and Order fades away into the sunset, NYPD Blue will stand alone as the best detective series of the 90s. IMHO.

you have dreadful taste in TV men. just saying.

David Caruso? ffs!

 

[Palba_Noruda]

you have dreadful taste in TV men. just saying.

David Caruso? ffs!

You prefer Dennis Franz?

 

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You prefer Dennis Franz?

ok, you win!

 

[Palba_Noruda]

you have dreadful taste in TV men. just saying.

David Caruso? ffs!

I understand your point, though. I probably should have said John Kelly could work me over... The character, I think, is more attractive than Caruso himself.

Kelly is sensitive, aggressive, tricky, and unrelenting. He orders people around, but in a good way. His love interest and even Sipowitz fall under his spell. He can't help but foist himself on people.

And, his lover's face reminds me very much of an ex-girlfriend. Then I read this poem, Narcissist, http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31873197#post31873197
the other day and i was thinking, am I Caruso or am I the girl?

Then you have all the guys throwing themselves at the blonde receptionist, and it's easy enough to envision her going into the back room with a couple of them...

So this was a three episode jack and the sliding door was open to let in a breeze, so I was hoping nobody else in my building could hear...

Incidentally, both David Caruso and Burt Lancaster run like girls (see the beach scene in From Here to Eternity)

 

[Palba_Noruda]

sure just watch a little porn, he says.
jacked.
Thick jizz.
It's hot here.
Haven't been drinking enough water, apparently.
It's really amazing how
fast i will slide off my knickers
and start stroking
just from watching
a woman giving a man a blowjob.
i can not just watch porn.
it always leads to jacking.
what's up with that?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Queer folk you jackers.

 

[Batch]

Nothing normal round these parts.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

Queer folk you jackers.

The toilet calling the ejaculatorium porcelain?

 

[rosco rathbone]

The toilet calling the ejaculatorium porcelain?

Hah. I know you!