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My latest jack-off fantasy - I've used it like three times now, and it keeps expanding, developing, gettin gdeeper...

A factory of butt penetration for girls. The girls on a conveyer belt, on their knees, face down, arms and shins attached to the conveyer with leather belts with big silver buckles, asses in the air, boobs squished and they move, progressively, a cacophony of moans and lots and lots of crying.

They're being penetrated anally, trained really. First comes a little tubular device, full of lube, inserted into girly buttholes, in and out a few times, and the belt moves to the next one, a bit bigger.

That's as far as I've gotten, but I foresee further developments.
 
rosco rathbone said:
What's the back-story on this creepy amateur clip? I love it.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244607/how-about-a-blowjob-to-prove-you-like-me/
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Definitely creepy, but it's the creep-factor that makes it hot. Once she starts blowing him it loses my interest but the first minute or two of that is pure gold. Her clear reluctance -- his dork factor -- really unsettling discomfort on her part and while he tries to sort of ease that, he's just fucking creepy and obviously eager to get her mouth on him. Also interesting is that it's being filmed and directed by another girl.

Just by chance I found another video with this same guy and presumably the same director/camerawoman. It lacks the creep factor since the girl in it is clearly like "another day another cock for my job". She never loses her status even though he's fucking her. She's not dominant or anything, but he's practically beneath her notice unlike the first girl. Both girls know they can do better than this guy, but the first one it matters to.

The second vid is about "fucking the geek" -- camerawoman says so -- and I wonder what his relationship is to the director. He's wearing a wedding ring, but I have no idea whether he's married to the director or not. It's an odd little series.

Oh! In the second vid, they mention spanking and the woman puts the kibosh on it. You can clearly see why later on since she's still got heavy bruising on her ass from some other encounter.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244418/angelina-was-a-bad-girl/
 
Just had a satisfying couch jack inspired by yet another tawdry novel. Women's correctional facility and horny guards. whee!
 
bridgeburner said:
Definitely creepy, but it's the creep-factor that makes it hot. Once she starts blowing him it loses my interest but the first minute or two of that is pure gold. Her clear reluctance -- his dork factor -- really unsettling discomfort on her part and while he tries to sort of ease that, he's just fucking creepy and obviously eager to get her mouth on him. Also interesting is that it's being filmed and directed by another girl.

Just by chance I found another video with this same guy and presumably the same director/camerawoman. It lacks the creep factor since the girl in it is clearly like "another day another cock for my job". She never loses her status even though he's fucking her. She's not dominant or anything, but he's practically beneath her notice unlike the first girl. Both girls know they can do better than this guy, but the first one it matters to.

The second vid is about "fucking the geek" -- camerawoman says so -- and I wonder what his relationship is to the director. He's wearing a wedding ring, but I have no idea whether he's married to the director or not. It's an odd little series.

Oh! In the second vid, they mention spanking and the woman puts the kibosh on it. You can clearly see why later on since she's still got heavy bruising on her ass from some other encounter.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244418/angelina-was-a-bad-girl/
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One think I like about him is the sort of clinical way he touches her. He's doing things that would supposedly give pleasure, but he's clearly in his own world.
 
rosco rathbone said:
One think I like about him is the sort of clinical way he touches her. He's doing things that would supposedly give pleasure, but he's clearly in his own world.
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Yeah, it's like they called Central Casting and said "Send us a stereotypical geek" only when it's memorex geeks are funny and when it's live they can be really, really creepy.

edited to clarify: this guy is for real so he's far more disturbing than if he were pretending to be a geek. It's like he's not really comfortable either, but he's so excited that pretty girls are going to touch his wiener that he can't help himself.
 
rosco rathbone said:
What's the back-story on this creepy amateur clip? I love it.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244607/how-about-a-blowjob-to-prove-you-like-me/
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There's a lot of nerds fucking girls on this page of this thread and I like it, but I had to turn this clip off five seconds into it. "I don't think she likes me." I can't stand self-loathing men in porn. Only self-loathing women are acceptable.

naughtycakes said:
My latest jack-off fantasy - I've used it like three times now, and it keeps expanding, developing, gettin gdeeper...

A factory of butt penetration for girls. The girls on a conveyer belt, on their knees, face down, arms and shins attached to the conveyer with leather belts with big silver buckles, asses in the air, boobs squished and they move, progressively, a cacophony of moans and lots and lots of crying.

They're being penetrated anally, trained really. First comes a little tubular device, full of lube, inserted into girly buttholes, in and out a few times, and the belt moves to the next one, a bit bigger.

That's as far as I've gotten, but I foresee further developments.
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This is why I come to this thread.
 
Although I have begun to detest both reading and writing erotica, I often get off to my story ideas. Yesterday or a few days ago I jacked to a story idea in the jacquarium, allowing me--or perhaps forcing me--to come up with further details about the story.

This particular one was about a nice couple getting their first anal fuck together. I haven't decided on a setting. It's either in a bedroom in the morning, or in the bathroom at work, and the clincher for me was what I thought the girl should say. You see, the girl has already gotten her O and the man is taking a while to cum and time is running out before they both have to get (back?) to work. So she patiently ignores the clock, telling him, "I'm not going [back] to work without some cum up my butt."

It's that depravity of NEEDing his cum that gets me off. A great jack was had that day.
 
rosco rathbone said:
I don't know why I like this awkward shit, but I do.

Stop looking at the cam!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/304206/chubby-asian-girlfriend-homemade-interracial-movie/
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Nice.

rosco rathbone said:
What is he thinking?
"I'm pleasuring her?"

He looks like a veterenarian extracting a breech-birth calf.
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I know exactly what he is thinking.
1. "Yum, her asshole tastes wonderful."
2. "I'm gonna put this video on tomorrow and jack off/fuck her while we watch."
 
What you never always never wished you always never knew.

I cannot imagine how overloaded the Lit site would be if every Lit Forum member posted here each time he or she found a happy place.

However, although I am not capable of imagining it, I did try.

Here is what I figure:

There are approximately 842 thousand Literotica Discussion Board members.

Even assuming only 20% of those actually ever sign on, that still leaves over 168 thousand possible posters.

If each of them wanked an average of just once a day (far less than many of us), that means an average of about seven thousand posts per hour on this single thread. Each minute would see about 117 posters jumping over each other to tell us about their lovely experience.

I have no idea how good LDB's server is, but something tells me that it would be down pretty quickly, especially assuming that the regular posting on other threads was only minimally affected.

Yikes.
 
WistfulWanderer said:
I cannot imagine how overloaded the Lit site would be if every Lit Forum member posted here each time he or she found a happy place.

However, although I am not capable of imagining it, I did try.

Here is what I figure:

There are approximately 842 thousand Literotica Discussion Board members.

Even assuming only 20% of those actually ever sign on, that still leaves over 168 thousand possible posters.

If each of them wanked an average of just once a day (far less than many of us), that means an average of about seven thousand posts per hour on this single thread. Each minute would see about 117 posters jumping over each other to tell us about their lovely experience.

I have no idea how good LDB's server is, but something tells me that it would be down pretty quickly, especially assuming that the regular posting on other threads was only minimally affected.

Yikes.
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I have also spent many an idle hour poring over these types of figures; though mine tend to run more to fluid volumes.
 
rosco rathbone said:
I have also spent many an idle hour poring over these types of figures; though mine tend to run more to fluid volumes.
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:D Now that is something I am not sure I would want to get into!

It is a little sad that I am reduced to such random and pointless activity to alleviate my boredom.

I should buy a trampoline.



Wow, I am rapidly becoming a serial hijacker. Hmm... that could be an interesting career move.
 
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