Jacking-Off Log

[bridgeburner]

I've been buried in union member surveys all week for an Out of Class study -- for those who don't know (which would've been me 3 weeks ago) "Out of Class" means doing work that is outside the parameters of your job classification. For instance if you're an office clerk you aren't required to take on the duties of office manager etc.

So this survey has been for librarian's assistants particularly those who work in state-run correctional facilities (have an idea where this is going?) It seems that most of these librarians are left for hours at a time as the sole custodians of prison inmates --- no guard on duty. These are unarmed civilians - many of them female - who are responsible for the behavior of up to 50 inmates at a time.

Now, granted the most risque thing I read all week is that one of the female librarians has to round up all the inmates and lock them out of the library in the hallway whenever she needs to use the restroom, but you can imagine what I've been perving on.

I jayed to just such thoughts as soon as I got home today.

 

[Marquis]

i got worked up by luxey's dick-in-mouth thread and wanked to images of being restrained by strong arms as dirty things were done to me furtively in dark warehouses or constructions sites, hand over my mouth when i got too loud.

Ha ha, you're the second person I've seen with an Alexyss Tylor quote.

She messaged me on myspace to wish me a happy birthday!

I wonder if she can tell I'm living to ejaculate.

 

[rydia57]

Amazing how just writing a story can get you so.... aroused! I couldn't help it.

 

[Hester]

Ha ha, you're the second person I've seen with an Alexyss Tylor quote.

She messaged me on myspace to wish me a happy birthday!

I wonder if she can tell I'm living to ejaculate.

she cracks me up.

what did her message say? did you ejac all over her brain?

 

[Marquis]

she cracks me up.

what did her message say? did you ejac all over her brain?

Her message said:

"have a happy birthday beautiful King"

I only responded a few days ago and haven't heard back from her yet.

 

[Hester]

Her message said:

"have a happy birthday beautiful King"

I only responded a few days ago and haven't heard back from her yet.

that's pretty cool. maybe she'll interview you on her show. that would be a kick!

 

[Andraste]

las night someone told me that orgasms mean ownership.
i know what he mean.
so this morning, g abuse & clit rubbing to that thought.
when it comes i'm no longer my own.

 

[Hester]

is wanking considered cardio?

do people notice that my fingers always smell like my pussy?

these are the burning questions of humanity that occupy my mind on this lazy sundae.

 

[Faneros]

is wanking considered cardio?

do people notice that my fingers always smell like my pussy?

these are the burning questions of humanity that occupy my mind on this lazy sundae.

strange

 

[Hester]

strange

what's up, fanny?

 

[Faneros]

what's up, fanny?

How you doing ( said in Joey Tribbiani accent).

 

[MechaBlade]

is wanking considered cardio?

do people notice that my fingers always smell like my pussy?

these are the burning questions of humanity that occupy my mind on this lazy sundae.

Every now and then I notice my fingers smell of cum. And I immediately rush to the nearest sink to wash my hands.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Hester]

Every now and then I notice my fingers smell of cum. And I immediately rush to the nearest sink to wash my hands.

washing doesn't get rid of all the pussy smell.

as for cum, i'll skip meals after a mouthful to keep the lingering taste.

 

[Hester]

No, and only after a vigorous finger wrestle.

i'll avoid sticking my fingers in people's faces.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Every now and then I notice my fingers smell of cum. And I immediately rush to the nearest sink to wash my hands.

My whole crib smells like raw seed.

 

[MechaBlade]

washing doesn't get rid of all the pussy smell.

as for cum, i'll skip meals after a mouthful to keep the lingering taste.

That's hot.

If you were mine, I'd send you to bed without dinner, only a belly full of seed when you were naughty.

Another case of punishing subs with pleasure?

My whole crib smells like raw seed.

*Note to self: don't visit the rathbonitorium.*

 

[unregistered]

 

[Hester]

That's hot.

If you were mine, I'd send you to bed without dinner, only a belly full of seed when you were naughty.

it's a regular event in hesterville.

 

[Hester]

Some dashing prince may get a nose full if he attempts to kiss your hand, serves him right I guess.

ha!!!

 

[SkAoUt]

My first (and most likely last) report.

I'm not like the regular posters. I dont' have intricate fantasies involving farm equipment, angst and the Dead Kennedy song "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" playing in the background. Hence only one post needed to describe my wanking. I use porn clips on such sites as youporn and Redtube to get off to. Not much imagination required.


To give a bit of background. My jacking technique is rather embarrassing to admit (admitting its embarrassing is in itself a vulnerability I would rather not have admitted but to make this an honest post...). I used to be a mattress fucker for many many years. As of late I've started using my paw. Slicked up, atm, with a product called "Gloves in a Bottle". Not b/c its great for jerking off with (which it is) but because its handy. So I load up 4 or 5 different clips (tab browsing it has to be said is great for this) and go to town.

I've never been a bj fan in rl or fantasy but as of late I've really gotten into the whole bj culture. The best and only clips I get off from are filmed from the point of view of the dood getting blown. First person I guess. It doesn't take much imagination to place one in the action. And I seem to mutter shit like "Uuuh, take it bitch" and "Oh, you are a hot little whore aren't you?!!". Again not really out there but showing my gen. rotten attitude toward women. Thank god for hotel hand towels. I've got a bunch of t-shirts at home that are stained beyond repair. One in particular I'd forgotten about and wore to the gym as work out wear. Haha. Too funny!!

Thats my jacking deal as of late.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Skout, good to have you jacking.

No shame in being a mattress fucker. I was a pillow fucker until age 18.

 

[johnjones1]

is wanking considered cardio?

do people notice that my fingers always smell like my pussy?

these are the burning questions of humanity that occupy my mind on this lazy sundae.

If wanking is considered cardio, I'm in the best shape of my life.
Meanwhile, I'd love to smell your fingers. lol

 

[johnjones1]

.....

 

[Hester]

if i had a cock i think i'd be a mattress fucker.