Jacking-Off Log

[tortoise]

I had that same experience yesterday in an airport, my fiend. Of course, pretty much wherever I am looks like a good spot for a raunchy face fuck.

Amen, my fiend.

Airports betruncheon me like a motherfucker. Everything about traveling tickles my nethers.

Wanderlust begets fucklust.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Amen, my fiend.

Airports betruncheon me like a motherfucker. Everything about traveling tickles my nethers.

Wanderlust begets fucklust.

Yes, traveling and fucking, fucking and traveling. I really should just buy a motorhome, I guess.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Which one of you is which is my question.

 

[tortoise]

Which one of you is which is my question.

My deep-seated, long-term, and abiding lust for Nastassja Kinski precludes me from being Klaus, so I call dibs on Herzog!

 

[rosco rathbone]

My deep-seated, long-term, and abiding lust for Nastassja Kinski precludes me from being Klaus, so I call dibs on Herzog!

That was my guess.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

That was my guess.

If I were blonde, I'd certainly identify with Klaus. Though I'm fairly certain that, as Klaus, I'd have found a way to bone Nasty.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Dawg]

Amen, my fiend.

Airports betruncheon me like a motherfucker. Everything about traveling tickles my nethers.

Wanderlust begets fucklust.

I have to agree with both of you. I traveled to the doctor's office today and before I got there I was deeply immersed in fucklust over the Lady driving next to me!

 

[tortoise]

If I were blonde, I'd certainly identify with Klaus. Though I'm fairly certain that, as Klaus, I'd have found a way to bone Nasty.

That's hot.

Some of my earliest jacks starred Nastassja, circa Cat People. Yum.

I have to agree with both of you. I traveled to the doctor's office today and before I got there I was deeply immersed in fucklust over the Lady driving next to me!

Oh, hell yeah. Something about the very act of driving gets my motor running. I'm hard more often than not when behind the wheel.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

That's hot.

Some of my earliest jacks starred Nastassja, circa Cat People. Yum.

Yes, between the snake poster and Cat People, I spilled a lot of manseed in Nastassja's general direction.

 

[stirbird]

That's the last thing she needs. As lord mayor of london town, I condemn you both to the ducking stool for the crime of publick bawdiness.

I agree with Hester that the dunking stool does sound fun, but as for her bleeding libido to me being the last thing I need? Bah, Rosco, just BAH!

 

[unregistered]

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yes, between the snake poster and Cat People, I spilled a lot of manseed in Nastassja's general direction.

I'm beginning to get the sense that you are a fucking pervert, man.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm beginning to get the sense that you are a fucking pervert, man.

I'm a fucking sweetheart. What are you talking about, man?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm a fucking sweetheart. What are you talking about, man?

I have my eye on you sir. There is something sketchy about you.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I have my eye on you sir. There is something sketchy about you.

What's the old country song line? I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent. Something like that, yeah.

 

[Batch]

been trying out some new or not so new territory ...lurking in my head for a long damn time.

thought I would stray down that dark path and see what I can see.

 

[rosco rathbone]

been trying out some new or not so new territory ...lurking in my head for a long damn time.

thought I would stray down that dark path and see what I can see.

BATCHOOHUS I see you.

 

[Batch]

BATCHOOHUS I see you.

Hey, Handsome One,


*grin*

 

[JustSkye]

I tried to go a day, just one damned day, without.

Didn't happen. But, damn it felt good!

 

[bronzeage]

I tried to go a day, just one damned day, without.

Didn't happen. But, damn it felt good!

What is the point of depriving yourself.

 

[Dawg]

I tried to go a day, just one damned day, without.

Didn't happen. But, damn it felt good!

Good for you Sweetheart....


I'm damn glad that you couldn't resist!


(my package is on the way)

 

[JustSkye]

What is the point of depriving yourself.

self control!

when it comes to this, I have none, it seems!

 

[JustSkye]

Good for you Sweetheart....


I'm damn glad that you couldn't resist!


(my package is on the way)

Oohhhh you're gonna love it!

 

[Samael]

I agree VS, why deprive yourself of the simplist pleasures.